Brutal Sports Prove Tall Men Are Superior

[CircumcisedClown]

>Lanklet Napoleon Dynamite motherfuckers aren’t better than me
>It’s just shallow, appearance bias
>I’m a fit and athletic manlet

Pro-sports shatters this idea. Yes, everyone knows basketball players are tall. Their job is to put a ball into a 10-ft hoop, so of course they have to be tall. There are plenty of other sports were skilled manlets can thrive.

Like Baseball.

>Aaron Judge
>New York Yankees
>Salary: $40mil
>6’7”

Baseball’s not even a height sport, and one of their best players right now just happens to be 2m tall. Okay, but what about Babe Ruth? 6’2”.

Well, at least we have swimming.

>Michael Phelps
>Net worth: $100m
>6’4”

Okay, but football has tons of manlet positions, right? That’s true, runningback typically being the smallest position.

>Derrick Henry
>Top NFL runningback rn
>Salary: $12.5mil
>6’3”

Well, at least manlets kill it in sprinting and other track events.

>Usain Bolt
>Net Worth: $90mil
>6’5”

Good thing the eurofags invented soccer, or us manlets would have no sports. All praise Messi.

>Ronaldo
>Net Worth: $1 Gigabajillion
>6’1”

>Erling Haaland
>Salary: $24mil
>6’4”

Also, Mbappe is 5’10”, which isn’t exactly short, and he’s built like an ape. He has the appendages of a man much taller.

And, of course, goalies are fucking massive, but that’s just because they have to be. None of the people above necessarily have to be tall for their sport/position.

Well, at least manlets can always be horse jockeys…

>Jack Andrews
>Salary: Unknown
>6’4”

It’s over.

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[Saint Cho]

Weight classes exist for a reason.

 

[FinnCel]

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Tallfags are often overconfident. They have the true Napoleon syndrome

 

[lifefuel]

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You box with your feet, not your hands...dumb cracker didn't get the memo

 

[Govid_Dorious]

You box with your feet, not your hands...dumb cracker didn't get the memo

keep coping

 

[nice_try]

Well, if you only look at sports where height gives an advantage, of course all pro athletes will be tall, duh ...

If you look at sports where height isn't that important, like chess, darts, snooker, esports you have more pro athletes that aren't tall.

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Tallfags are often overconfident. They have the true Napoleon syndrome

yeah

 

[Puppeter]

Any fag who plays sports automatically has longer legs

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Well, if you only look at sports where height gives an advantage, of course all pro athletes will be tall, duh ...

That’s any real sport.

If you look at sports where height isn't that important, like chess, darts, snooker, esports you have more pro athletes that aren't tall.

>Darts
>Snooker
>Esports



>Chess

Oh no no no…

Magnus is 5’11”.

Bobby Fischer is 6’1”.

 

[nice_try]

That’s any real sport.

>Darts
>Snooker
>Esports



>Chess

Oh no no no…

Magnus is 5’11”.

Bobby Fischer is 6’1”.

You're just cherry picking tall people, lol.
Hikaru nakamura and many others are rather small.

 

[Puppeter]

Even the fucking horse sport has tallfags lol

 

[CircumcisedClown]

You're just cherry picking tall people, lol.
Hikaru nakamura and many others are rather small.

>Cherry picking
>Two of the best chess players ever

If you’ve noticed, almost everyone I’ve listed is the absolute best at their sport/position. They just also happen to be tall.

>Michael Phelps is a GOAT
>Usain Bolt is a GOAT
>Babe Ruth is a GOAT
>Aaron Judge will probably be a GOAT
>Derrick Henry may end up the GOAT runningback
>Ronaldo is arguably a GOAT
>Magnus is a GOAT
>Fischer is a GOAT

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Messi: 5'7"
Maradona: 5'5"
Pele - 5'8"
Xavi: 5'7"
Iniesta: 5'7"
Modric: 5'8"
Muller: 5'9"
Puskas: 5'8"

being tall only gives you an advantage in certain areas

I specifically mentioned soccer, and of your two arguable greatest players to ever live, Messi (5’7”) and Ronaldo (6’1”), you have an average height of 5’10”.

 

[Murder Mario]

OP you forgot that in the NFL all the good quarterbacks are tall. Peyton Manning is 6’5 and Tom Brady is 6’4.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

OP you forgot that in the NFL all the good quarterbacks are tall. Peyton Manning is 6’5 and Tom Brady is 6’4.

I was specifically trying to avoid sports or positions where people are specifically recruited for their height. Quarterbacks need to be tall for a variety of reasons, like being able to see over the 6’10” O-line.

Runningbacks are specifically recruited for their lack of size, and yet the arguably best runningback right now is 6’3”.