LifeFuel Splashed a foid with my BMW

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I was driving to get some groceries just now, the road that I was on had no sidewalk on it, it rained recently so there were huge puddles on the road. I saw a foid walking along the road wearing a very revealing outfit, right next to a puddle. I decided to floor my BMW and I splashed her good, from what I could tell after she was soaking wet. Although the traction control light came on as I was doing it and I'm fairly certain I could have slipped it felt too good splashing a slutty foid.
 
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Very fitting post if I'm honest
 
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Are you sure it was a BMW? Are you sure it wasn't...Nothing?

 
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I wish I had a car so I could do that too to foids and cucks. Would be giga lifefuel.
But the driver license pill continues to cuck me :feelsree:
 
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rly hope not larp, very based man, hope it ruined that whores day
 
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Thats a nice start
 
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JFL at having the money to afford a BMW and wasting your time to do low level shit like this
 
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Suifuel for me as I will never have anything but a rust bucket. :cryfeels:
 
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This is great.
 
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Uggo Mongo said:
Suifuel for me as I will never have anything but a rust bucket. :cryfeels:
I don’t have a car but even a rust bucket is capable of splashing.
 
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ElliotRodgerGod said:
I was driving to get some groceries just now, the road that I was on had no sidewalk on it, it rained recently so there were huge puddles on the road. I saw a foid walking along the road wearing a very revealing outfit, right next to a puddle. I decided to floor my BMW and I splashed her good, from what I could tell after she was soaking wet. Although the traction control light came on as I was doing it and I'm fairly certain I could have slipped it felt too good splashing a slutty foid.
>getting a foid wet

:chad:
 
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BlkPillPres said:
JFL at having the money to afford a BMW and wasting your time to do low level shit like this
U can buy an older 3 or 5-series for under a thousand easily
 
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You indirectly went ER
 
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Yay, thats almost Elliot ¦>
 
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BlkPillPres said:
JFL at having the money to afford a BMW and wasting your time to do low level shit like this
It’s all part of his ERmaxxing plan
 
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BlkPillPres said:
JFL at having the money to afford a BMW and wasting your time to do low level shit like this
it's not wasting my time, i simply saw an opportunity
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I see why you can't get laid
spoken like a true IT user
 
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ElliotRodgerGod said:
I was driving to get some groceries just now, the road that I was on had no sidewalk on it, it rained recently so there were huge puddles on the road. I saw a foid walking along the road wearing a very revealing outfit, right next to a puddle. I decided to floor my BMW and I splashed her good, from what I could tell after she was soaking wet. Although the traction control light came on as I was doing it and I'm fairly certain I could have slipped it felt too good splashing a slutty foid.


Thank's god
 
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ElliotRodgerGod said:
I was driving to get some groceries just now, the road that I was on had no sidewalk on it, it rained recently so there were huge puddles on the road. I saw a foid walking along the road wearing a very revealing outfit, right next to a puddle. I decided to floor my BMW and I splashed her good, from what I could tell after she was soaking wet. Although the traction control light came on as I was doing it and I'm fairly certain I could have slipped it felt too good splashing a slutty foid.
Are you the reincarnation of ER? When's your day of retribution
josh said:
I see why you can't get laid
Did you accidentally post 400+ times on the wrong forum? Let me help you out,


lmao I guess the mods are asleep
 
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happiless said:
Are you the reincarnation of ER? When's your day of retribution

Did you accidentally post 400+ times on the wrong forum? Let me help you out,


lmao I guess the mods are asleep
View attachment 123615

IT user is gone
 
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happiless said:
holy shit that was fast :feelskek:
a few minutes after I reported him
I reported him as well
 
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ElliotRodgerGod said:
I was driving to get some groceries just now, the road that I was on had no sidewalk on it, it rained recently so there were huge puddles on the road. I saw a foid walking along the road wearing a very revealing outfit, right next to a puddle. I decided to floor my BMW and I splashed her good, from what I could tell after she was soaking wet. Although the traction control light came on as I was doing it and I'm fairly certain I could have slipped it felt too good splashing a slutty foid.
JFL
Well done fellow brocel.

 
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Larping for over a year and this was the pay off smh
 
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mental_out said:
Larping for over a year and this was the pay off smh
the IT user lost his patience
 
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BlkPillPres said:
JFL at having the money to afford a BMW and wasting your time to do low level shit like this
nigg you can buy a bmw for under 1k bucks
 
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Bourbon said:
nigg you can buy a bmw for under 1k bucks

Maybe where you live
 
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This is some great lifefuel. Thank you.
 
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fuark I wanna get a loicense to do shit like this. Eurobeat blasting while splashing dumb whores on cold rainy days. LIFEFUEL.
 
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I hope she caught a chill and felt bad for a few days.
 
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Thank you for your service.
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