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Cope Spicy-poll: Imagine you are 35 years old and MARRIED, would you eat your wife out before sticking it in?

  • Thread starter Subhuman Niceguy
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Will you be going down on your wife and eating her cunt at the age of 35?

  • Yes, I would eat my wife out at the age of 35.

    Votes: 11 45.8%
  • No, I’m cool off eating my wife’s pussy when I’m 35, no thanks.

    Votes: 13 54.2%

  • Total voters
    24
  • Poll closed .
Subhuman Niceguy

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I feel like no mattER what, the adventurous part of a husband dies around the age of 35. By 35, a married man should be breeding children with his wife (if he is not against having children).

Seriously - as a wizard myself, I wonder if foids my age still go down on guys - if they do that is weird. I can’t imagine a mother sucking off her husband one moment, then being with her children the next day. I feel like going down on one another is for young people.

I don’t ever plan on eating a foid out, and I’m cool with never having a foid go down on me. Because, I want a wife - not a cam-whore.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYFFIhHgac&pp=ygUOU3RpbGwgb3JhbCBzZXg%3D


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Anbz5gKZt2w&pp=ygUUR28gZG93biBvbiB5b3VyIHdpZmU%3D

Hey - JewTube hasn’t blocked this video, so why not?


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvuaY_D6gWA&pp=ygUUR28gZG93biBvbiB5b3VyIHdpZmU%3D
 
dnr + dnw + no
 
It’s gross to talk about honesty

But yeah if she shaves and is clean down there, then yeah I definitely would.
 
Well if she's my wife that's means I would've vetted her good so it should be safe and clean
 
Why do this when you could open a can of sardines and eat that, instead?
 
Most marriages are dead bedrooms by 35 anyway
 
I don't know how they do it, but that little nation is so delicious!

Now its not just Jimmy Eat World I guess...
 
I'll never be 35 and married since I'm 39 now.

Whether I want to tough my tongue instead of my finger to a clit is very circumstantial and I think it depends a lot on the woman and the context.

Doesn't really thrill me as a prime fetish or anything but I'm not going to entirely rule it out because I'm not insecure like that.

Maybe if I just really like her and get off on the idea of getting her off but maybe my dick isn't working at that given moment and I want to pass the time until it wakes up?

A lot of you youngcels prob think your boners will last forever or that you'll never feel you want to give selfless pleasure to a woman - but if you're not at that point is she even worth being with in the first place?

If I just want a hole who's only there for my erections I may as well get a hooker, it's prob less expensive.

I'd prob prefer to give her emotional fulfillnment with hugs or massages if I'm not hard but hey, I like the idea of teasing a shy girl.

It's less appealing if she's a slut who's fucked a dozen guys though because then I cant imagine she's shy about getting eaten out and prob some BPD calculating how eatting eaten out makes her 'winning' the relationship or some shit.
 
You fools who vote “yes eat her out,” had better be in the gym exercising NOW. How the fuck do you think you are going to be able to screw like a lion at the age of 35?
 
I will nevER eat pussy.
 
Why do this when you could open a can of sardines and eat that, instead?
Yeah… wizardcel true story: during my freshman year at university while living in the dorms - my normie friend refused to have sex with a blonde white foid one night, because her “pussy smelled too bad.”
 
Yeah… wizardcel true story: during my freshman year at university while living in the dorms - my normie friend refused to have sex with a blonde white foid one night, because her “pussy smelled too bad.”
Her pussy smelled like a Women’s National Basketball Association locker room.
 

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