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Sperm donor requirements are a huge blackpill. Do you qualify?

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Do you qualify? (except the Illinois resident part)

FireShot Capture 037   Become a Donor   Midwest Sperm Bank   wwwmidwestspermbankcom
 
Failed immediately on the first one i'm off by half an inch :feelsseriously:
 
Why are there height requirements for sperm donors but not requirements for being STD free?? The actual fuck???
 
Why are there height requirements for sperm donors but not requirements for being STD free?? The actual fuck???
I think it's the idea that women want "tall chad sexy sons"
 
I'm too young by a single year and have genetic acne so I fail
 
Do you qualify? (except the Illinois resident part)

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Any requirements for the female? Also, they should include requirement for penis size as well. 7 inches should be the bare minimum. Unviersity as a requirement is completely pointless and must be removed.
Also there should be requirements for the female as well. The female must also meet a certain height. Also, the father of the female should also have at least a 7 inch penis.
 
Any requirements for the female? Also, they should include requirement for penis size as well. 7 inches should be the bare minimum. Unviersity as a requirement is completely pointless and must be removed.
Also there should be requirements for the female as well. The female must also meet a certain height. Also, the father of the female should also have at least a 7 inch penis.
Big dick is foid worshipping
 
Failed at good health. And sexual partners only hypothetical
 
Your face will do it, having a big dick only gives her pleasure

If I had a a big penis, it would give me pleasure. It gives me life force. Having a big penis is the foundation of life force. Just solely having a big penis is enough. You are only able to experience this life if you have a big penis. You are only able to experience pleasure and joy if you have a big penis. If you do not have one, your life will be devoid of it. You are falling into a bottomless pit, engulfed in darkness, doomed to be consumed.
 
If I had a a big penis, it would give me pleasure. It gives me life force. Having a big penis is the foundation of life force. Just solely having a big penis is enough. You are only able to experience this life if you have a big penis. You are only able to experience pleasure and joy if you have a big penis. If you do not have one, your life will be devoid of it. You are falling into a bottomless pit, engulfed in darkness, doomed to be consumed.
Over for sub8 in. dickcels
 
I don't even meet any of the requirements.
 
I want to work at a sperm bank and replace all the sperm with my own (in "The Simpsons Game" on Nintendo DS, of course).
 
"Genetics don't matter but must meet genetic threshold of above average to participate"
 
No lol jfl I fail half of those
 
I read that sperm donor clinics also check your hairline for signs of baldness and make sure you have no family history of baldness.
 
Failed the first requirement :feelsrope:
 
What do sexual partners and university status have to do with sperm quality?
 
What do sexual partners and university status have to do with sperm quality?
I think they're checking to make sure you're above average IQ and heterosexual (no homo genes).
 
What do sexual partners and university status have to do with sperm quality?
Looks and IQ probably. Don’t want dysgenic sub-5s to be spreading their seed
 
Looks and IQ probably. Don’t want dysgenic sub-5s to be spreading their seed
I wouldn't be surprised if they turn you away for having a sub-5 face.
 
It's funny how having a good personality isn't mentioned in that list.
 
>at least 5'10 tall
No, i don't qualify
 
The only qualification i meet is being between 21-40 years old :feelsrope:
 
if they reformulated studying into high iq, yes
 
Nah I am sick.
 
I have shit health, for others i qualify
 
Your sexual partners are exclusively female? Okay okay
Does that mean you need to have a partner, or just to be attracted to the oposite sex? My english is shit
 
Does that mean you need to have a partner, or just to be attracted to the oposite sex? My english is shit
I didn’t answer because i didn’t know what the fuck that means either
 
It’s brutal they mentioned minimum height, but not the max height. I guess foids are getting sperm from a 7’6 lanklet with problems walking instead of an 5’8 men for example.
 
It’s brutal they mentioned minimum height, but not the max height. I guess foids are getting sperm from a 7’6 lanklet with problems walking instead of an 5’8 men for example.
Yea brutal
 
Does that mean you need to have a partner, or just to be attracted to the oposite sex? My english is shit
I think it's saying they only want heterosexuals (no homosexual genes). Also no incels. :lul:
 
Your tall smart but ugly? So close but so far
It doesn't matter anyway because if you walk in and you're bald or sub-5 face they probably turn you away. :lul:
 
Meanwhile there are guys that don't meet those requirements and do it through facebook groups. LIke this guy from 90 day fiance.


this goober has 80 children at 32 years old
 
No, but it's probably impossible anyway

Top 5% only, Chads only:
Modern day sperm donor agencies are very meticulous in their selection of sperm donors. On average about 5% of applicants actually pass basic requirements to donate at a qualified sperm bank.
Most sperm bank clients prefer to have taller children and some are willing to pay more for a donor that is 6′ tall in order to increase the chances of having a tall child.

https://rmanetwork.com/blog/sperm-donor-requirements/

Also here's a list of sperm donor requirements in an Illinois sperm bank. "Sexual partners are exclusively female" is interesting...no gay genetics wanted!!

FireShot Capture 037   Become a Donor   Midwest Sperm Bank   wwwmidwestspermbankcom


So, do you qualify??
 
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