I don't celebrate christmas anymore. I usually spend it in my shed on my property - sleeping, watching movies, fucking around with autistic radio shit, or eating cold goyslop as nothing in town is open during the christmas season. I usually swap a few presents with my parents and some boomer farmers in the district, but that's about it. In fact, last year I went 2 weeks alone at my shed without checking my phone, and my father rang the police to arrange a welfare check but nobody was available until the new year, so he drove nearly 400km himself to check I was alive 
To prevent a repeat of last year, my parents have invited me to spend christmas with them. I'm staying in their spare granny flat. My father has given me use of his landcruiser and his fuel card so I can do what I want in the fucking shithole city. I'm planning to visit the beach to perv on the infidel sluts in their bikinis and listen to some nasheeds
Christmas is actually the biggest indicator that you're a truecel - you'll either spend it alone, or be invited to go somewhere out of sympathy
What are your christmas plans?
To prevent a repeat of last year, my parents have invited me to spend christmas with them. I'm staying in their spare granny flat. My father has given me use of his landcruiser and his fuel card so I can do what I want in the fucking shithole city. I'm planning to visit the beach to perv on the infidel sluts in their bikinis
and listen to some nasheeds Christmas is actually the biggest indicator that you're a truecel - you'll either spend it alone, or be invited to go somewhere out of sympathy
What are your christmas plans?
