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Anonymous MG

Anonymous MG

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*Washing machine noises*
*stove turning on*

*Looking at replies seeing "didn't read" from the postmaxxers*
*Call them fake and gay*
*Looking for a song to parody*
...
*It's here*

Soy, soy, soy, why so coy?
Ya fuckers be actin' like lil' boys.
Motherfuckers stay mad
Like I killed their mom or something
Screenshottin' and repostin' like a goy.

I've been rotting since day one
But y'all knew that
My dick is like Americans
Too fat, but dangerous
I'm the scummiest loli fucker to walk this earth
The shit I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoisseur
I'm a scuttling rodent
A rat on something potent
I've got articles and shitposts
That silences my opponents

Eat a dick little faggot, jeez
And furthermore
You're trying to scrap with me
I don't beef, faggot
I'm herbivore
(Hmm)
I crawled into the academy
An idiotic clownshow
Forced to writhe in agony
They say we're crazy
Banning subs left and right damnably
But take a look around, motherfucker
We're growing rapidly

I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don't even notice
When it hurts anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore

Soy, soy, soy
Can't you see
You're a pasty fat soy drinking freak,
Motherfuckers still mad
Like I killed their mom or something
If you really didn't care
You'd let me beat

Here we go again
I'll make jokes about your estrogen
That's pretty much the rest of this song
I'm roasting everything
I'm a weird little virgin
With an eternal burden
Might as well take my dick, hold 'em and surge in
(Ew!)
I know I'm fucked up at times
That's how I like to be
They call my IQ high
You're salty your mods a pedo *tweet*
Classic Pizza joke
Inserted with appropriate timing
Because if I ain't got a Pizza line
You're not whining
No homo, but seriously I'm getting faded
And my life is like my posts
Low budget and underrated
Kids, the only way to succeed
Is to chip away at the soul
And hope by the time you get there
You ain't singin'

I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don't even notice
When it hurts anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore

-Tribute to a classic IT post pewpew
 
Didn't read.
 



You ain't slick boyo
 
I like this song.
 
Based. Release it to jewtube?
 
Animecel2D said:
Did read
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@Anonymous MG
you need to find or make a beat
and record yourself rapping this ngl
use voice change software or something
im too high inhib for shit.like this

found
 
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Anonymous MG said:
I don't know, citing the sources of the songs I parody is kind of gay pewpew.
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Never told you to cite your sources idc lol

I like rice balls better tbh




Me and my old friends in middle school used to love papa franku :feelskek:
 
Ricefields me
 
IamJacksBrokenHeart said:
@Anonymous MG
you need to find or make a beat
and record yourself rapping this ngl
use voice change software or something
im too high inhib for shit.like this

found
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play the instrumental over this it's too hard to sing this shit without fucking up lol pewpew.
 
Anonymous MG said:

play the instrumental over this it's too hard to sing this shit without fucking up lol pewpew.
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tried to line them up but i failed ......
Also that low energy emotionless voice hmmm
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Good shit
 
Play it
 
IamJacksBrokenHeart said:
tried to line them up but i failed ......
Also that low energy emotionless voice hmmm
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Good shit
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This is what happens when you try to cross a phone mic, a free recording software, and sing out an entire song in one unedited go I guess.

You gotta admit the chorus was pretty good for what it was tho right pewpew?
 
Anonymous MG said:
This is what happens when you try to cross a phone mic, a free recording software, and sing out an entire song in one unedited go I guess.

You gotta admit the chorus was pretty good for what it was tho right pewpew?
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Was just making jokes
You certainly low inhib mog me by putting a voice recording on here
 
IamJacksBrokenHeart said:
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So I was listening to music on Youtube, and my phone is fucking gay and needs to stay on the screen to play music. So I left it in my pocket and when I moved around my pocket somehow touched the digital home button, somehow touched the Discord app out of all of my apps, went to + to add a picture, checked on a picture that just so happened to contain my personal information(my address, age, and phone number), and sent it.

It was comically and unbelievably unlucky pewpew.
 
Anonymous MG said:
So I was listening to music on Youtube, and my phone is fucking gay and needs to stay on the screen to play music. So I left it in my pocket and when I moved around my pocket somehow touched the digital home button, somehow touched the Discord app out of all of my apps, went to + to add a picture, checked on a picture that just so happened to contain my personal information(my address, age, and phone number), and sent it.

It was comically and unbelievably unlucky pewpew.
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on which discord server did it happen ?
 
Anonymous MG said:
I think it's closed already, but it was on an incel server and everyone saw that shit pewpew.
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brutal ngl
i hope they didnt take advantage of it
but i guess most Incels dont care about shit like this
Did it have any repercussions ?
 
IamJacksBrokenHeart said:
brutal ngl
i hope they didnt take advantage of it
but i guess most Incels dont care about shit like this
Did it have any repercussions ?
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Well, everyone made fun of me and I skedaddled the fuck out of there. Many still believed I was a truecel tho
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pewpew
 
okay but who's singing it?
 
Anonymous MG said:
I'll rely on @BummerDrummer making a cover of this to the beat of Fried Noodles and releasing the sound clip on this thread pewpew.
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I’m not smart enough to edit the beat into it, you’d need @FrailPaleStaleMale to do that shit. I will make a vocaroo of it though
 
Time well spent buddy boyo!
 
I read it partially.
 
What beat would this go with
 
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