I hate everything because I find flaws other people do NOT find. They are too dumb for that.
I like Batman, especially arkham games, so I decided to watch the new Batman movie. I had shitty expectations, but it manages to be even shittier.
-Batman is so fucking useless, that if you take him out of the story, the only difference it would make is that the film would end sooner.
-Riddler is a soyed leftist so pathetic that he still looks like a silly cartoon villain after what he does. It's cringe writing.
-Bruce Wayne/Alfred relationship is poorly done to a point where you don't give a shit. This is the worst Alfred so far.
-Very slow and dull, made of annoying investigation scenes, TOO MANY investigation scenes, to a point where you question "When is he going to fucking do something useful?"
-Catwoman is the typical leftist with father problems. She was written for the female audience to like and with that purpose alone.
-Like all detective cliche, there is a night club scene. (Heavy Rain, Detroit Become Human etc)
-This film made me realize I've lost count of how many times films make characters chew gum to stablish a certain type of personality. Breaks immersion.
-Batmobile is a fucking mustang with aids (I will not mention the Batman Arkham one or the Nolan one because that would be total humiliation.)
-Batcave is an useless decoration.
-Soundtrack is made of 2 fucking stupid notes throughout the whole flim, and some fucking repeating "something's in the way".
-Gordon was blackwashed because the fucking jews said so
TL;DR: It's a film where batman is incompetent, the villain is shallow and written in a lazy way, uses too much time on investigation, full of cliches.
How it could be better: Make Batman push the story and not the fucking other way around, more action and fight scenes to stablish batman's courage and heroism as well as the feeling that he is indeed doing something, riddler written to be a compelling villain that you are interested in watching, make you feel tense on what he is going to do next, make him do creative and giga IQ mogging plans that would serve as an actual Intelectual challenge to Batman, while making the Batman VS Riddler confront beloging to a main theme in the story. It should have been Kira VS L style. Make relationship with Alfred better, make soundtrack better.
Final score: 4/10
The situation entertainment is facing in the west is so miserable, that when they release shit like The Batman, normies will praise it as the second coming of Jesus Christ because of the lack of a quality product.
I like Batman, especially arkham games, so I decided to watch the new Batman movie. I had shitty expectations, but it manages to be even shittier.
-Batman is so fucking useless, that if you take him out of the story, the only difference it would make is that the film would end sooner.
-Riddler is a soyed leftist so pathetic that he still looks like a silly cartoon villain after what he does. It's cringe writing.
-Bruce Wayne/Alfred relationship is poorly done to a point where you don't give a shit. This is the worst Alfred so far.
-Very slow and dull, made of annoying investigation scenes, TOO MANY investigation scenes, to a point where you question "When is he going to fucking do something useful?"
-Catwoman is the typical leftist with father problems. She was written for the female audience to like and with that purpose alone.
-Like all detective cliche, there is a night club scene. (Heavy Rain, Detroit Become Human etc)
-This film made me realize I've lost count of how many times films make characters chew gum to stablish a certain type of personality. Breaks immersion.
-Batmobile is a fucking mustang with aids (I will not mention the Batman Arkham one or the Nolan one because that would be total humiliation.)
-Batcave is an useless decoration.
-Soundtrack is made of 2 fucking stupid notes throughout the whole flim, and some fucking repeating "something's in the way".
-Gordon was blackwashed because the fucking jews said so
TL;DR: It's a film where batman is incompetent, the villain is shallow and written in a lazy way, uses too much time on investigation, full of cliches.
How it could be better: Make Batman push the story and not the fucking other way around, more action and fight scenes to stablish batman's courage and heroism as well as the feeling that he is indeed doing something, riddler written to be a compelling villain that you are interested in watching, make you feel tense on what he is going to do next, make him do creative and giga IQ mogging plans that would serve as an actual Intelectual challenge to Batman, while making the Batman VS Riddler confront beloging to a main theme in the story. It should have been Kira VS L style. Make relationship with Alfred better, make soundtrack better.
Final score: 4/10
The situation entertainment is facing in the west is so miserable, that when they release shit like The Batman, normies will praise it as the second coming of Jesus Christ because of the lack of a quality product.
