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Story Something my deceased drug addicted friend told me

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He was pretty tall, maybe 6 feet, so he had a girlfriend and a kid with her.

But he told me it's impossible to find a virgin girl and there are none of them around.
He travelled a lot and saw the world.

One thing he told me is to calculate the dicks a girl has taken in length.
So if she claims she's only taken 10 dicks, remember that women downplay it so it's actually 30+.
Now you take 14cm as the average dick she's taken.
That's 30 * 14cm = 420cm

That's fucking 4 meters (4 yards) of DICK!!


Funny how he calculated "misogynist" shit like this and still got a girlfriend.
Fuck you cucktears, it's not the personality


Anyways, I miss him greatly
 
Thanks to dating apps, 50-70 are common.
 
I heard these calculations before, but you got them wrong. You got the dick length right, now multiply it by the number of strokes inside her vagina. Women may have 50 partners, but they also have sex with them multiple times. Multiply the number of estimated times by the number of strokes per intercourse multiplied by your calculated number, and then you've got the real number.
 
I heard these calculations before, but you got them wrong. You got the dick length right, now multiply it by the number of strokes inside her vagina. Women may have 50 partners, but they also have sex with them multiple times. Multiply the number of estimated times by the number of strokes per intercourse multiplied by your calculated number, and then you've got the real number.
Damn, that's getting to kilometers of dick
 
I am laughing write now . Thanks

Calculating this way make things even worse . Imagine your wife getting fucked by a 4 meter Dick then fucks with you .
 
In 20 years, the average woman will have taken total dick lengths the same as skyscrapers.
 
I feel like normies are redpilled but it's okay when they express those types of views simply because they aren't incel/beta
 
i have known girls in their late teens with over 100 lays, most foids just stop counting
 
i have known girls in their late teens with over 100 lays, most foids just stop counting
Daamn, I can imagine that thousand cock stare they have
 
Now you take 14cm as the average dick she's taken.
That's 30 * 14cm = 420cm

That's fucking 4 meters (4 yards) of DICK!!
Holy fuck you're wrong. It's actually way longer than that:
 
Was expecting the gun Pepe but didn't see it
 
Was expecting the gun Pepe but didn't see it
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