Something i did (bit of payback)

[Murdoch89]

Yesterday I was arriving home on a bus from derry which is an hour long journey and I had an urge to piss as I had about 4 bottles of cider in me, fortunately I had a empty volvic bottle with me just incase

I was able to take a piss on the very back seats of the bus, there wasn't many on, so one seen what I did

And then I thought I may use this bottle of piss to pour over on something, so when I was walking up the street I noticed that I seen a car belonging to a bastard who had banned me from going into a bar for being drunk and disorderly, he is barman by the way

So then I took out the bottle of piss and poured it all over his car and it made my day, next time I may put a turd on its windscreen

 

[littlemanhikicel]

based.

 

[seija]

Make sure he doesn't find out its you.

 

[GoonCel]

pouring piss over someone car only works as a disrespect and for that he would have to know.
its pointless to do it otherwise

 

[Dionysus]

good idea man. stuff like this is fun to hear

 

[Damo the incel]

based.

 

[needsolution]

based.

 

[Murdoch89]

Two days ago I now rubbed my own shit on his back window lol