Emba
Jarjar Sphinx
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So, i was taking a shit in my outhouse feeling all lonely and stuff. And i thought about,
What i never hear.
So i said outloud,
"I love you Emba!" A few times...
Then i sat up a bit straighter and felt a bit happier.
Now, normally i have 0 motivation to do anything due to lack of energy, but today i had some extra energy.
So i did some chores that needed doing.
I fixed my staircase... Used my sword to trim some brush near my driveway... Cleaned my sword and scabbard... Defrosting my mini-fridge as i write this.... (Apparently one of my "ice ballasts" broke. Creating a shitload of ice on the freezy thingy)
Anyway. Then i ate and lost all my motivation.
I mention this since it might help other ugly lonely men feel better.
Basically, since NO ONE ELSE will tell you they love you, you must do it yourself.
It feels weird, but it actually helps. Try it.
Consider it a sacred mantra.
TLDR:
You might as well tell yourself that you love you, since no one else will.
What i never hear.
So i said outloud,
"I love you Emba!" A few times...
Then i sat up a bit straighter and felt a bit happier.
Now, normally i have 0 motivation to do anything due to lack of energy, but today i had some extra energy.
So i did some chores that needed doing.
I fixed my staircase... Used my sword to trim some brush near my driveway... Cleaned my sword and scabbard... Defrosting my mini-fridge as i write this.... (Apparently one of my "ice ballasts" broke. Creating a shitload of ice on the freezy thingy)
Anyway. Then i ate and lost all my motivation.
I mention this since it might help other ugly lonely men feel better.
Basically, since NO ONE ELSE will tell you they love you, you must do it yourself.
It feels weird, but it actually helps. Try it.
Consider it a sacred mantra.
TLDR:
You might as well tell yourself that you love you, since no one else will.