Serious Someone explain ass etiquette to me.

[Sparrow's Song]

So I know that when a foid pulls her shirt down over her ass when walking past a ricecel on the sidewalk , it's definitely a negative sign. Do they ever tease incels with their asses like in a "look at this I bet you wish you could slam this but you can't" kind of way? For example, if a foid pulls her shirt up to reveal lower back while walking in a way that makes the ass bounce left and right... Is that an ioi, a tease, or random human movement? What about when they pull their pants up high, look back at you and jiggle it up and down with a grin...Is that a good thing or is it like waving steaks in front of a starving pitbull just to get a reaction? I need to figure this shit out because if I ever get the surgeries to become human some day, I'll need to know ass language if I wan't to communicate with the foids... The different ass movements probably mean different things, understanding them would be like understanding dog barks. Are there as many secret ass shakes as there are secret hand shakes?

 

[cucktearslol]

foids show their ass to any male by putting their shirt up

 

[GoonCel]

never saw nor heard of it

 

[Insomniac]

Females are illogical and make no sense.

 

[FrothySolutions]

There are no secret ass shakes that I know of. Hiking a shirt up or down while you're walking could mean anything, and if a woman is trying to send messages with indecipherable ass signage and still has the nerve to say "I guess he didn't like me" then it's her dumbass fault and she should be laughed at and shamed.

 

[Kent]

crazy. i've noticed sometimes that feeeaaaamayles pull their skirts down when walking past a group of guys. so the opposite (or rather just walking carelessly by Chads) probably does occur.

 

[Modus Coperandi]

random human movement

ioi's are pua scam

 

[Permafrost]

I think one reason foids avoid you is because you stare at their asses too much...

 

[wasted12years]

I'm pretty sure it's a tease for incels but an invitation if you're chad. My brothers GF is often stroking her thigh/ass region gently when talking to me and having eye contact at the same time. She wants me to look at that region but i won't, and she knows i'm sort of uncomfortable when talking to her. I know it's not an invitation because she knows i'm sex deprived and my brother mogs me into oblivion. It's clearly a tease to feel powerful as a foid.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I never heard of nor have I ever seen this

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I'm pretty sure it's a tease for incels but an invitation if you're chad. My brothers GF is often stroking her thigh/ass region gently when talking to me and having eye contact at the same time. She wants me to look at that region but i won't, and she knows i'm sort of uncomfortable when talking to her. I know it's not an invitation because she knows i'm sex deprived and my brother mogs me into oblivion. It's clearly a tease to feel powerful as a foid.

The only way to know for sure is if they start twerking in your face. What's your avi from btw? I can see the incel sadness in his eyes...

 

[Robtical]

I think one reason foids avoid you is because you stare at their asses too much...

Chad can look at their asses any time.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I think one reason foids avoid you is because you stare at their asses too much...

They have their nature and I have my nature...

 

[Permafrost]

Chad can look at their asses any time.

But we are not chads. Some times you just have to make lemonade with the lemons life give you and be a bit discrete with the butt-staring.

 

[Michael15651]

All I know is that if a dog can hump them then I should as well.

 

[wasted12years]

What's your avi from btw? I can see the incel sadness in his eyes...

HOMM II.

 

[Cuyen]

foids show their ass to any male by putting their shirt up

 

[Sparrow's Song]

HOMM II.

Holy Shit, you really are an oldcel! That's the kind of game my uncle would have played twenty years ago. Your avi gives off a "fat Mongolian virgin with suicidal depression" kind of vibe...

 

[Inceldo]

I want to fuck a hot foid ass with a tree branch

 

[Sparrow's Song]

crazy. i've noticed sometimes that feeeaaaamayles pull their skirts down when walking past a group of guys. so the opposite (or rather just walking carelessly by Chads) probably does occur.

You must be peeking up skirts all the time bro. I would if I were you. BTW I know a guy who's like the 50yr old bald version of you but he's four ft something... I hope he slays someday.

 

[lastchancel]

So I know that when a foid pulls her shirt down over her ass when walking past a ricecel on the sidewalk , it's definitely a negative sign. Do they ever tease incels with their asses like in a "look at this I bet you wish you could slam this but you can't" kind of way? For example, if a foid pulls her shirt up to reveal lower back while walking in a way that makes the ass bounce left and right... Is that an ioi, a tease, or random human movement? What about when they pull their pants up high, look back at you and jiggle it up and down with a grin...Is that a good thing or is it like waving steaks in front of a starving pitbull just to get a reaction? I need to figure this shit out because if I ever get the surgeries to become human some day, I'll need to know ass language if I wan't to communicate with the foids... The different ass movements probably mean different things, understanding them would be like understanding dog barks. Is there as many secret ass shakes as there are secret hand shakes?

this doesn't happen
anime is rotting your brain

 

[Damo the incel]

Chad can look at their asses any time.

 

[wasted12years]

Holy Shit, you really are an oldcel! That's the kind of game my uncle would have played twenty years ago. Your avi gives off a "fat Mongolian virgin with suicidal depression" kind of vibe...

It's the only game i'm playing. It's my fav PC game since i was 7. Vesper really is the saddest looking hero in the game. He's a warlock, i think he looks white tho.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Foids would rather just avoid the incel than tease him. Although incels are genetically inferior men, they can still overpower and rape/murder a foid.. foids fear for thei safety around incels and would never tease them unless they know for sure that they’re safe.. for example, when walking with a tall hot guy, they feel “safe and protected” and wouldn’t have to avoid short baldies or cover themselves up

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

Considering women spend 100% of their lives attracting Chad it is their modus operandi to show some skin and wear fabrics with an artificial glow and firmness that draw attention to female erogenous zones to invoke sexual arousal to everyone in her vacinity.

Yes the "shirt pulling" gesture even in garments, even where it is impossible to do so like an exposed midriff is a pathetic attempt to desexualise her look when an incel gets a glimpse of this blanket sexual message.

It's called signs of disinterest and is a non-verbal rejection.

 

[Robtical]

But we are not chads. Some times you just have to make lemonade with the lemons life give you and be a bit discrete with the butt-staring.

Fuck that. Making lemonade would definitely not involve being a cuck. If a bitch doesn't treat me like she treats chad then she's a whore in my eyes.

 

[Deleted member 9229]

Medium IQ thread

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Fuck that. Making lemonade would definitely not involve being a cuck. If a bitch doesn't treat me like she treats chad then she's a whore in my eyes.

Mfw I'm staring at a foid's ass.

 

[Manletmancer]

There are no secret ass shakes that I know of. Hiking a shirt up or down while you're walking could mean anything, and if a woman is trying to send messages with indecipherable ass signage and still has the nerve to say "I guess he didn't like me" then it's her dumbass fault and she should be laughed at and shamed.

 

[Robtical]

Mfw I'm staring at a foid's ass.

He looks creepy no matter if he's staring or not, he should just own it.

 

[456C6C696F74]

He looks creepy no matter if he's staring or not, he should just own it.

 

[Indari]