LifeFuel Someone at work wants me to eat their cock!

[incelerated]

Earlier today someone at work offered their cock to me.

I really want to eat this cock but the thing is I'm afraid to because of corona.

This is a bad situation because that cock is just sitting there ready to be eaten.
Here's a picture of it:

Spoiler

Those of you who know me well know how much I love cock and how how it is for me to resist it.

 

[Animecel2D]

Reported

 

[crestfallencel]

 

[DryDick]

What no pussy does to a mf

 

[LesscoBlob]

My aunt has 1 cock in her farm.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

What no pussy does to a mf

 

[incelerated]

Reported

Cope

What no pussy does to a mf

tbh

My aunt has 1 cock in her farm.

Based aunt

Knew it was gonna be an Incelerated thread

kys

 

[pixy.]

Average day in Iran

Knew it was gonna be an Incelerated thread

 

[MrSerialBlueBalls]

Fakecel

 

[LesscoBlob]

Based aunt

I know. When we go to our village, she sends us eggs from her chicken that are delicious

 

[incelerated]

I know. When we go to our village, she sends us eggs from her chicken that are delicious

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

I know. When we go to our village, she sends us eggs from her chicken that are delicious

You mean eggs from her cock. Right?

 

[incelerated]

You mean eggs from her cock. Right?

 

[LesscoBlob]

You mean eggs from her cock. Right?

What? Cocks don't produce eggs.

 

[LesscoBlob]

 

[incelerated]

What? Cocks don't produce eggs.

Yeah but it's funny given thread is about cocks.

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

What? Cocks don't produce eggs.

You bigot! Why are you assigning a gender identity to the unspecified gallus domesticus? How do you know it doesn't choose to identify as a cock?

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

Knew it was gonna be an Incelerated thread

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Earlier today someone at work offered their cock to me.

I really want to eat this cock but the thing is I'm afraid to because of corona.

This is a bad situation because that cock is just sitting there ready to be eaten.
Here's a picture of it:

Spoiler

Those of you who know me well know how much I love cock and how how it is for me to resist it.

 

[Idotms]

Reported

Knew it was gonna be an Incelerated thread

 

[LesscoBlob]

Yeah but it's funny given thread is about cocks.

Oh yeah. I get it. Cocks give eggs

 

[LesscoBlob]

You bigot! Why are you assigning a gender identity to the unspecified gallus domesticus? How do you know it doesn't choose to identify as a cock?

Bigoted? You mean normal?

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

 

[broudweeb]

Reported

responding to report rn

 

[HyperVersager_4EVER]

What no pussy does to a mf

 

[incelerated]

That's supposed to be chicken?

No it's a cookie

 

[Tugacel]

How is this shit lifefuel?

 

[lemon21]

How do you even eat a cock at work, realistically? Like do you kill it before hand? Also isn't that cock abuse or some shit?

 

[incelerated]

How is this shit lifefuel?

It's a cookie.

How do you even eat a cock at work, realistically? Like do you kill it before hand? Also isn't that cock abuse or some shit?

Yeah we behead it.