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Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops.
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HAIR
If you’re blessed enough to have hair, remember not to wash it too often.
If you have big hair, either get dreads (there’s all sorts to choose from) or braids (box braids looks good). Dreads are probably especially good since if you have a big forehead you can hide it with dreads. Cornrows I don’t recommend because it’s a slippery slope and exposes your forehead more than ever, and if you have a huge forehead that shit will look even worse.
Or at the very least get a sponge…a big nasty afro looks disgusting, it’s not the 1960’s anymore there isn’t a Black Panther party. You can find a sponge at like any store probably in the ghetto for $10 max.
If you have short hair just get waves or at the very least brush your hair so you don’t have spots in your head. Short nappy hair is meme shit. Getting waves takes a lot of time and dedication if you want them to look good imo.l so if you’re not up for the challenge don’t do it. There’s actually a way that you can cheat the wave process and instead of taking weeks to build up waves you can get them overnight but I don’t go into depth about that, just look it up.
View: https://youtu.be/HuYCE_6nN2M
If you have hair that’s not too short but not too big, something in the middle, you could relax it. However I warn you, you could fuck up your scalp or some shit. I’ve done it before and it looks good but yeah don’t say I didn’t warn you.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAo1cxl8HGc
IF YOU’RE BALD OR BALDING
You’re outta luck. Start wearing hats or durags. Wear a sports team cap, or get a durag and wear it, or wear both at the same time.
If you’re balding like receeding, when you go to the barber get him to put bigen hair dye on your hairline. This also works well for breads, lots of celebrities do this.
View: https://youtu.be/jTvIXPcD9Uw
If you’re really fucked you could tattoo a hair line onto your head or get a hair transplant (which is expensive). But If you don’t really give a fuck, then just rock your bald head, it’s up to you really. They do say that out of all races of men black guys tend to look better when bald soo..
SKIN
Put on some fucking lotion especially if you dark as fuck, ashy-ness looks terrible.
Skin bleaching is also legit and this comes from my experience. I will make this short, just don’t over do it, and don’t do it too quickly because people will notice. Simple as that. You can buy some cream to skin bleach for like maybe $20 max and it’ll last you a month.
EYES
If you have a shit eye area like me it’s best to hide it with sun glasses imo. Save up for Cartier glasses or just buy some standard black shades like Jim Jones does. And if anyone asks you to take them off just say they’re prescription.
Another thing is eye contacts, which I’ve never done this but I probably will look into this, because I’m not a dark skin so it won’t look completely odd however I do have a shitty eye area so this could improve or worsen my SMV. I definitely wouldn’t hesitate to do this if I had Hunter eyes tho.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2bfxqmBHdg
If you’re blessed enough to have hair, remember not to wash it too often.
If you have big hair, either get dreads (there’s all sorts to choose from) or braids (box braids looks good). Dreads are probably especially good since if you have a big forehead you can hide it with dreads. Cornrows I don’t recommend because it’s a slippery slope and exposes your forehead more than ever, and if you have a huge forehead that shit will look even worse.
Or at the very least get a sponge…a big nasty afro looks disgusting, it’s not the 1960’s anymore there isn’t a Black Panther party. You can find a sponge at like any store probably in the ghetto for $10 max.
If you have short hair just get waves or at the very least brush your hair so you don’t have spots in your head. Short nappy hair is meme shit. Getting waves takes a lot of time and dedication if you want them to look good imo.l so if you’re not up for the challenge don’t do it. There’s actually a way that you can cheat the wave process and instead of taking weeks to build up waves you can get them overnight but I don’t go into depth about that, just look it up.
View: https://youtu.be/HuYCE_6nN2M
If you have hair that’s not too short but not too big, something in the middle, you could relax it. However I warn you, you could fuck up your scalp or some shit. I’ve done it before and it looks good but yeah don’t say I didn’t warn you.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAo1cxl8HGc
IF YOU’RE BALD OR BALDING
You’re outta luck. Start wearing hats or durags. Wear a sports team cap, or get a durag and wear it, or wear both at the same time.
If you’re balding like receeding, when you go to the barber get him to put bigen hair dye on your hairline. This also works well for breads, lots of celebrities do this.
View: https://youtu.be/jTvIXPcD9Uw
If you’re really fucked you could tattoo a hair line onto your head or get a hair transplant (which is expensive). But If you don’t really give a fuck, then just rock your bald head, it’s up to you really. They do say that out of all races of men black guys tend to look better when bald soo..
SKIN
Put on some fucking lotion especially if you dark as fuck, ashy-ness looks terrible.
Skin bleaching is also legit and this comes from my experience. I will make this short, just don’t over do it, and don’t do it too quickly because people will notice. Simple as that. You can buy some cream to skin bleach for like maybe $20 max and it’ll last you a month.
EYES
If you have a shit eye area like me it’s best to hide it with sun glasses imo. Save up for Cartier glasses or just buy some standard black shades like Jim Jones does. And if anyone asks you to take them off just say they’re prescription.
Another thing is eye contacts, which I’ve never done this but I probably will look into this, because I’m not a dark skin so it won’t look completely odd however I do have a shitty eye area so this could improve or worsen my SMV. I definitely wouldn’t hesitate to do this if I had Hunter eyes tho.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2bfxqmBHdg
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