failednormie_
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its me
i shidded and fardded myself
when i was homeless I hate 1kg of plain greek yoghurt (10% fat) and then drank 1L of whole milk right after
i shidded so bad
i didnt make it to toilet
BRAAAAP
SHIT EVERYWHERE
SHIT FLYING OUT OF BOTH PANT LEGS
...i sat outside on a park bench, with my brown ass
bunch of kids came by
pointed at me and lolled
yes
indeed
that evening i went to the shelter guy and said
my man
i fardded and shidded myself again
and he had to let me wash my shidded panz
thats the story
bruh lmaoooo, thats the type of shit i wouldve gotten up to back in the dayits me
i shidded and fardded myself
when i was homeless I hate 1kg of plain greek yoghurt (10% fat) and then drank 1L of whole milk right after
i shidded so bad
i didnt make it to toilet
BRAAAAP
SHIT EVERYWHERE
SHIT FLYING OUT OF BOTH PANT LEGS
...i sat outside on a park bench, with my brown ass
bunch of kids came by
pointed at me and lolled
yes
indeed
that evening i went to the shelter guy and said
my man
i fardded and shidded myself again
and he had to let me wash my shidded panz
thats the story
in total i shidded and fardded myself 3 timesbruh lmaoooo, thats the type of shit i wouldve gotten up to back in the day