SlayerSlayer
The Satoru Iwata of incels.is
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My favorite aspect of this global pandemic is the new trend of "social distancing," where now it will be considered polite FOR ALL PEOPLE (including Chads and normies) to keep yourself inside an invisible box of a few feet away from people not spread diseases.
They wrote a whole article about the DO's and DONT'S of social distancing:
TLDR: basically do what an incel has always felt obligated to do without disgusting other people with your genetically inferior presence.
1. JUST SHOWER BRO, JUST PURELL after you touch everything BRO, constantly wash your filthy hands. Unlike the specious claims of the normans, incels are in fact some of the most hygenic people on earth, as people constantly tell us to take showers already. ALL THE HYGIENE in the world can't fix our genetically inferior skin, but we sure as fuck try.
2. Keep a safe distance from all people. HAHAHA we already do this shit, to avoid being called 'creepy'
3. Avoid gathering in public spaces. CHECK
4. Avoid dating. Not like we can even date a landwhale after 100s of swipes. Especially if you are ricecel in this pandemic.
5. Gym. If you go to the gym go at a time when there are very few people. This already is gymcel trait #1.
As for CHAD, he will break all these fucking rules. Alphas laugh at the idea of 'social distancing.' And the bitches will willingly get corona to spread his seed.
They wrote a whole article about the DO's and DONT'S of social distancing:
The Dos and Don’ts of ‘Social Distancing’
Experts weigh in on whether you should cancel your dates, dinner parties, and gym sessions.
www.theatlantic.com
TLDR: basically do what an incel has always felt obligated to do without disgusting other people with your genetically inferior presence.
1. JUST SHOWER BRO, JUST PURELL after you touch everything BRO, constantly wash your filthy hands. Unlike the specious claims of the normans, incels are in fact some of the most hygenic people on earth, as people constantly tell us to take showers already. ALL THE HYGIENE in the world can't fix our genetically inferior skin, but we sure as fuck try.
2. Keep a safe distance from all people. HAHAHA we already do this shit, to avoid being called 'creepy'
3. Avoid gathering in public spaces. CHECK
4. Avoid dating. Not like we can even date a landwhale after 100s of swipes. Especially if you are ricecel in this pandemic.
5. Gym. If you go to the gym go at a time when there are very few people. This already is gymcel trait #1.
As for CHAD, he will break all these fucking rules. Alphas laugh at the idea of 'social distancing.' And the bitches will willingly get corona to spread his seed.