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LifeFuel SOCIAL DISTANCING = LIVE LIKE AN INCEL

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My favorite aspect of this global pandemic is the new trend of "social distancing," where now it will be considered polite FOR ALL PEOPLE (including Chads and normies) to keep yourself inside an invisible box of a few feet away from people not spread diseases.

They wrote a whole article about the DO's and DONT'S of social distancing:



TLDR: basically do what an incel has always felt obligated to do without disgusting other people with your genetically inferior presence.

1. JUST SHOWER BRO, JUST PURELL after you touch everything BRO, constantly wash your filthy hands. Unlike the specious claims of the normans, incels are in fact some of the most hygenic people on earth, as people constantly tell us to take showers already. ALL THE HYGIENE in the world can't fix our genetically inferior skin, but we sure as fuck try.
2. Keep a safe distance from all people. HAHAHA we already do this shit, to avoid being called 'creepy'
3. Avoid gathering in public spaces. CHECK
4. Avoid dating. Not like we can even date a landwhale after 100s of swipes. Especially if you are ricecel in this pandemic.
5. Gym. If you go to the gym go at a time when there are very few people. This already is gymcel trait #1.

As for CHAD, he will break all these fucking rules. Alphas laugh at the idea of 'social distancing.' And the bitches will willingly get corona to spread his seed.
 
Im rejected of this society
 
I already like my spacing due to Autism, fucking ppl that get real close like I can't hear you motherfuckers?
 
Lol you made it to incelqueers
 
People need a guide just to stay at home. Meanwhile, that shit is just natural to me.
 
COME BACK!

GIVE ME A HUG!

STOP RUNNING AWAY!


(repeat)
 
Outcast among outcast
 
1. JUST SHOWER BRO, JUST PURELL after you touch everything BRO, constantly wash your filthy hands. Unlike the specious claims of the normans, incels are in fact some of the most hygenic people on earth, as people constantly tell us to take showers already. ALL THE HYGIENE in the world can't fix our genetically inferior skin, but we sure as fuck try.
2. Keep a safe distance from all people. HAHAHA we already do this shit, to avoid being called 'creepy'
3. Avoid gathering in public spaces. CHECK
4. Avoid dating. Not like we can even date a landwhale after 100s of swipes. Especially if you are ricecel in this pandemic.
5. Gym. If you go to the gym go at a time when there are very few people. This already is gymcel trait #1.
Check, check, check, check, check.

Easiest preparation I've ever done in my life.
 
Normies will probably have much difficulty adjusting to our way of life Jfl at them
 
This virus thing is honestly great. The people getting sick/dying part is meh, but the fact that everyone has to live the exact way I lived for the past year now is amazing. Absolutely no FOMO from not going places/doing things now.
 

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