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Serious Soccer is the biggest cope in the world.

I have no idea why anyone who is incel would support or enjoy organized sports.

I was always short, scrawny, and too weak to play competitive sports. Sports to me are the epitome of the Chad upper class rubbing their superiority in my face.

I don't want to watch a whole team of taller, stronger, more attractive, and generally superior men run around a field for 2 hours showing off to the world how much better they are than me.

I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would.
So much this.
 
Football is a pretty nice cope tbf, I love watching the team I support play matches on TV(Even though we are not as good as we used to be :(

Ps only American neeks use the word soccer

Which club do you support? Arsenal fan here, used be a season ticket holder back before I developed my social anxiety.
 
I'm looking forward to watching the World Cup with my family. I don't normally enjoy watching sports but this event just makes everyone so united and hyped around here. Can't say it's not enjoyable.

Also last time Brazil got destroyed by Germany and that made Brazilians disappointed with soccer for a while, so they started caring more about politics, it was something positive. Thank you, based Nationalelf.

Lmao I remember watching the 7-1 live. Felt bad to see the fans crying in the stands.
 
"Soccer"

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I have no idea why anyone who is incel would support or enjoy organized sports.

I was always short, scrawny, and too weak to play competitive sports. Sports to me are the epitome of the Chad upper class rubbing their superiority in my face.

I don't want to watch a whole team of taller, stronger, more attractive, and generally superior men run around a field for 2 hours showing off to the world how much better they are than me.

I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would.
Soccer is a sport where even a little guy can play. My dad is 6'3 or 6'4 and played soccer growing up. He made me play as a kid and I was a short kid. I am a short man, 5'4. It was fun, until I got more into video games.
Some guys who play sports are frakking ugly. It's the only way they can get laid.
 
Football, though.

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Soccer is a sport where even a little guy can play. My dad is 6'3 or 6'4 and played soccer growing up. He made me play as a kid and I was a short kid. I am a short man, 5'4. It was fun, until I got more into video games.
Some guys who play sports are frakking ugly. It's the only way they can get laid.
What the fuck, how are you short? Did your dad pump and dump a Goblin?
 
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Soccer is absolute dogshit. I would rather watch a pro mario strikers tournament then watch that. We were born in the wrong time period.
 
What the fuck, how are you short? Did your dad pump and dump a Goblin?
Pump and dump a goblin, ah that's funny. No, my mom is Filipino and is maybe 5'0 tall. She is tiny. My sister on the other hand is 5'9. Genetics like to fuck with people.
 
I hate football.
 

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