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Serious So you've ascended. What's your next step past inceldom?

What would you do if you ascended?

  • Keep using the forum but not telling anyone about my ascension as if it didn't happen

    Votes: 20 37.0%
  • Make a thread telling everyone you ascended with the intention to leave the forum

    Votes: 10 18.5%
  • Tell a mod and/or a few users privately so you can be honorably discharged

    Votes: 6 11.1%
  • Quit or delete your account without explanation

    Votes: 11 20.4%
  • Talk about your experience outside the forum (like on Discord)

    Votes: 3 5.6%
  • Other (explain)

    Votes: 4 7.4%

  • Total voters
    54
  • Poll closed .
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Not including escorts, of course.

Also, how would you feel if another user ascended especially one that you like or trust on this forum?
 
Wake up because ascension is impossible for me
 
I'd make a thread, because people could think I died in a car crash or something if I didn't.
 
I'll probably keep using without telling anyone. My presence here is a result of a lot of shit besides not getting a girl. Even if I ascend I probably won't live u til my life sorts out. Even then it would be hard to leave the community and my bros here
 
I'd make an last post and tag all the users that I know, and say that I've ascended without going too much into detail, and leave.
 
I have no intention of "ascending".
 
I'll make a thread and explain the steps i did to get a gf, so it may help fellow cels
 
I quietly leave without explanation.
 
I dunno. I think I'd tell y'all about that and then get banned.
 
Sui by mod like @Lookscel and @curryfool.
:chad:
 
I would leave without a word because I would probably forget the very existence of this site and inceldom itself. Any other answer is either hypocritical or lacks wisdom regarding the despicability of human nature.
I'll probably keep using without telling anyone.
Ok Chad.
 
Secretly continue encouraging everyone to go ER.
 
I would leave without a word because I would probably forget the very existence of this site and inceldom itself. Any other answer is either hypocritical or lacks wisdom regarding the despicability of human nature.
 
Also, how would you feel if another user ascended especially one that you like or trust on this forum?
If he's a true incel (but without seeing one's face you can't tell for sure), then it'd be a miracle, so I'd feel happy for him. Otherwise, it'd be just another fakecel.
 
Nice pipe dream but will never happen
 
Nice pipe dream but will never happen
Of course. It's all about your face/height mostly. Water is wet. No girl would go for an ugly dude who's under 5'11, for example.
I've tried to talk to foids on the internet. And everything was good until I showed my face. Fuck it.
 
Wake up because ascension is impossible for me
This but if it somehow did, I would keep posting here.
I'll probably keep using without telling anyone. My presence here is a result of a lot of shit besides not getting a girl. Even if I ascend I probably won't live u til my life sorts out. Even then it would be hard to leave the community and my bros here
This, not having a foid is a minor problem for me at this point. Too many other issues for me to clear out.
I have no intention of "ascending".
True, someday I think that even if I got offered sex, I might refuse to remain virgin. At this point virginity has become an achievement to me tbh. Celibacy maxxing, brahmancaya and Buddha maxxing is consuming me.
 
I would say I ascended and delete my account or just delete my account.
I always said fakecels do not belong here, they have other communities for that.
 
If I ascended thanks to a loophole that all incels could easily take advantage of, I would create a megathread and share all info.
If I ascended any other way, I would just stop posting and a couple of days later nobody would even miss or remember me.
 
The only time I will ascend is off the ground into a noose.
 
Keep using the forum and not tell anyone . Incels unironically have the best personalities and are the most funny
 
I voted before seeing this. My plan was to cheat on my girlfriend with a prostitute
It's not real cheating if you have to pay for it.
 
Not happening :feelswhat::feelsEhh:
 
would leave if I get unused cute young girl otherwise still post here
 
Making a thread about it would probably make everyone feel bad. So I’d just tell the Mods and delete my account.
 
According to this forum an ugly tall white guy like me can ascend with a noodle, but I just don't know where to find them tbh. Cold approach noodles seems like a bad idea.
 
I bet that most people would not like to see their soul mate with a prostitute
True, but a foid will be less hurt if her husband cheats on her with a prostitute he had to pay for and probably will build no emotional connection with. Also the prostitute is almost certainly not attracted to her husband in this case, so the wife would also feel less jealousy than otherwise.
 
If I ascended any other way, I would just stop posting and a couple of days later nobody would even miss or remember me.
I think that's what most people did. Many old accounts just stopped posting at some point without any explanation.
 
I think that's what most people did. Many old accounts just stopped posting at some point without any explanation.
Probably.
I assume some users also got bored and this forum was just a temporary thing for them.
 
I would feel invincible and insults from the forum wouldnt get under my skin

I would probably engage in "battles" against other users
Nice pipe dream but will never happen
 
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There would be absolutely no intention in me being here if girls actually liked me. If I somehow got a gf, I would just silently leave, but tell anyone who asks.

I wouldn't make an ascension thread. Feels too much like bragging.
 
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