Media So they said a knight of the seven kingdoms was good..

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

allow me to treat you to a scene that's shown to you 4 minutes into the premiere of this show
what sets the tone for this inspiring journey
must be truly inspired by the cult classic success of the first 4 seasons of game of thrones writing and directing
warning, its disgusting

this isnt a joke. I didnt make this cut.
the epic tale begins with

Spoiler

idiocracy level graphically shooting diarrhoea

isnt it just the perfect metaphor for modern writing and whats in store for you

 

[deleted dude]

allow me to treat you to a scene that's shown to you 4 minutes into the premiere of this show
what sets the tone for this inspiring journey
must be truly inspired by the cult classic success of the first 4 seasons of game of thrones writing and directing
warning, its disgusting

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this isnt a joke. I didnt make this cut.
the epic tale begins with

Spoiler

idiocracy level graphically shooting diarrhoea

isnt it just the perfect metaphor for modern writing and whats in store for you

wtf is this? Do people actually consume this slop?

0/10 goyslop review for me

 

[Tšuudi]

wtf is this? Do people actually consume this slop?

 

[SewerGoat]

wtf is this? Do people actually consume this slop?

0/10 goyslop review for me

 

[Acorn]

I remember watching this and thinking "why"?

Was this supposed to be funny or something? Its just gross

 

[FEMCELS FANTASY]

Scene sums up Jews and wokeness perfectly.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

seems like millenial writing all share the fallout tv show disease
every single serious moment has to be cut short something disgusting and rendem hehe xD or a stupid unfunny joke

like in the fallout tv show, reminiscing about a dead husband - quick, cut to a pregnant woman graphically spraying her waters all over the floor.
they sometimes rapidfire this

later on, when he talks about how he was knighted, it could be a good moment, it only lasts 5 seconds before the Games Master he is explaining his life's story to, hocks a fucking loogie into a cup, and in his flashback too, the knight spits and acts like a feral pig. Hes also more interested in the fly pestering him than the story.

So knights apparently are nothing more than court jesters at this point?
this looks like one of those late 90s/early 2000s parodies of medieval setting

i can only conclude this show is praised because normgroids are soypogging to an old successful franchise, sprinkle in a member berry here and there, and the fact the main actor is a 6'7 tall chad and they halo over him.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

i cant believe theres ppl who think this is good.
35-38 minutes with no serious dialogue whatsoever
everybody is a retard or a gay retard
you've got mullatos despite it being medieval highlands (roughly)
you've got gypsy chinks dancing on tables
and lords and royalty are all fucking stupid mamzers who forget their public speech "i've had a profound thought" and instead stammer and say "the fuck was I saying again?"
the only good bit of writing came in the final 39th minute of the show. 1 minute that had some substance.
I pained through this shit on increased speed and it was still painful.
0/10 slop dont watch

 

[deleted dude]

i cant believe theres ppl who think this is good.
35-38 minutes with no serious dialogue whatsoever
everybody is a retard or a gay retard
you've got mullatos despite it being medieval highlands (roughly)
you've got gypsy chinks dancing on tables
and lords and royalty are all fucking stupid mamzers who forget their public speech "i've had a profound thought" and instead stammer and say "the fuck was I saying again?"
the only good bit of writing came in the final 39th minute of the show. 1 minute that had some substance.
I pained through this shit on increased speed and it was still painful.
0/10 slop dont watch

Don't watch any kike slop. It's all garbage.

 

[cathuluelitist]

wtf is this? Do people actually consume this slop?

0/10 goyslop review for me

 

[Pikacel]

Is the source material actually any good

 

[NIGGA BANBAN]

Why are they using DreamWorks level humor for a supposed adult movie?

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

btw the 2 meter tall white guys love interest is this goblina mullato creature

 

[Chud Norris72]

I wonder what kind of disgusting freak wrote the script

 

[Britbongler]

I was gonna watch this because I loved GoT (except seasons 7 and 8), should I watch House of the Dragon instead?