So many teens

[Woody Allen]

I went to a theme park the other day and there were so many white, tight, young teen girls there my head was about to explode. All I could think about was how I wasted my life and never had a taste of girls in their prime. And I never had a taste of any girl that was an 8, 9, or 10. Probably never had a 7 either. Also how I was never popular in high school, college, or any social setting. As soon as looks and height became necessary, I lost. My friends grew taller and had success with girls while I became a recluse. Then I thought about how I'm so short and never had a chance no matter what I did, and going back in time to live again wouldn't change a thing because I'm trapped by my genetics. I can't even go out to have any fun in life because I also see and think the same things. It really sucks. And now I'm an OldCell anyway.

 

[LebaneseCel]

You're a pedo for being attracted to them. That's what the government told me.

 

[Robtical]

Don't go to the water park then.

 

[rockwell1488]

I went to a theme park the other day and there were so many white, tight, young teen girls there my head was about to explode.

Did you get wood or just a fluttering sensation in your chest?

 

[mikepence]

You're a pedo for being attracted to them. That's what the government told me.

teehee...unless the guy's hawt then it's fine <3

 

[NEETAndTidy]

teehee...unless the guy's hawt then it's fine <3

This. If 20something year old Chad fucks a slightly underage girl it's basically fine. If one of us ogres did it even with concent we'd be locked up faster than we can nut

 

[The End]

Same thing happened to me last night when I went to the local carnival.

It was packed with people, and it looked like about 1/5th of the population were prime, and I mean prime, females. They were all white and skinny, wearing skimpy clothing. I honestly did wonder if there was any way I could abscond with one of these little cuties. A lot of these girls didn't have boyfriends or parents nearby!

Apparently I can only have what I want via the most heinous actions. Does anyone else find that really funny?

 

[Robtical]

Apparently I can only have what I want by committing the most heinous acts. Does anyone else find that really funny?

I think it's funny.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Stay strong Konigsberg !!