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Story So I went to a shady cheap massage parlor.

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Story ahead (short attention span cels btfo)

For all the DNRfags read the text colored yellow t[UWSL]o get to the sexy part bit you'll miss my shaksepeare tier prose. [/UWSL]

Preface:
Been super depressed around birthday this year. Being khhv at my age n all that. Vowed to lose the v card with a hoe and went on indefinite nofap.

Friend goes to these massage parlors called "spas". He takes massage and happy ending(hand job) from them. Goes to one he found on internet , but it turns out to be a shady brothel in disguise. Place offers cheap sex but he doesn't like the hoes so scrambles.

Tells me all about it so I decide to visit the place to lose v-card cheaply.

Few days before:
Even though I was filled to the brim with disgust over my sexless life that I spent away fapping, I was still afraid of going since it would've been a first and I had no guide. So I kept delaying it, making silly excuses to myself like lack of sleep, until the disgust finally won over the inhibition and decided to just go. I was on nofap for almost two weeks at this point and feeling very horny each day

The day it happened:
First stage: book an appointment.
I was sleep deprived again but fuck it. After mulling over it for 2 hours walking around and around in my room I finally searched the place on google and called their number. Some chick picked up, I lied to her that my friend is a regular and recommended this place. We talked about the timings and slots, she booked an appointment for the time I gave her and then she asked what race of girl I'd like. I instinctively went for Asian.

First stage complete, Second stage - buy condoms(for first time ever) . I walked to a not so nearby medical store in scortching heat. It was one where I don't go regularly. Some guy was buying stuff his stuff so I waited until he left and zeroed in on the shop making sure no one was around. I asked the clerk for one piece durex but he tells me that they only sell packets of three. Of course after a lifetime of inceldom I don't know these details. :fuk:. I brought the pack and immediately put it in my pocket before the clerk could put it in an inconspicuous paperbag lol. I was acting as if I'm committing some crime and it showed.

Stage two complete, stage three: Go there and be done with it.
So I went to the place. Had to walk a bit after getting off the subway. Again in scortching heat. It was worsening my already sleep deprived cranky mood. But that feeling was overwhelmed by complete utter inhibition.

I reach the place but there's no sign of the establishment. So I call them and they send out a man to get me. He takes me to this narrow stairway between two big stores and there was a door at top, I walked through it

The place was really dark with a few low luminosity colored led lights illuminating the everythong. There was a reception in front with a chick sitting there. I asked her about my appointment after telling her my fake name. She asked for the payment for the massage and called for that shady dude to guide me to the room.

The room was better lit. There's a dressing table, a bed with white sheets and a small shower room. The guy gave me a disposable thong underwear which barely hid anything and asked me to change while he sends the therapist. I was so confused by everything that I didn't change. I was expecting them to show me a selection of girls and let me choose. I was expecting a proper bed (not a massage bed) on which I would fuck sum bitch. I didn't change and went out to remind the guy to send an asian chick. He tells me not to worry and to change quickly. I went back but still didn't change. Then the girl came and seeing me in full clothing asked me to change and left. So I changed into the undie and she returned a few minutes later.

THE GIRL:
The chick was a SOLID 2/10. Not at all what I imagined or expected from my friend's descriptions of his escapades. She was asian yes but dark, like one of those SEA gooks. And she was a bit fat for my taste. Not very attractice facially too. But at this point I couldn't give a fuck about that. Already all my expectations from this visit had broken. So I just went with the flow without complaining. Its a first time there are bound to be mistakes, right?

THE MASSAGE:
So I lied down and she started massaging my legs. All hopes of this resulting in sex were dashed. I started sweet talking her, acting as if I'm low inhib and comfortable around women. I complemented her many times on her looks and massage. It actually struck me later just how much I was acting like a nice guy simp. Guess I was going for a less professional more personal kind of relationship so things could be easier down the line. But it clearly didn't work since we were mostly talking about her massage

During the massage she asked me many times if I was feeling good and everytime I lied . To tell the truth I never needed massages and couldn't give a fuck about it. I was not relaxed, I was anxious over asking her about sexual favors n shit. So I manned up at one point and asked her if I could ask her something. She stopped and went "what? " . But my high inhib ass couldn't go further. So she started massaging again. Some time passed and I asked again, this time loueder, "can you tell me about the sexual services? ". She went oh the " extra services" in the end. Even though I lied that I've been to many parlors, my true inexperience shined through. Didn't even know the right terms.

She told me that body to body is 2.5 times extra. I was like ok. Again, my mind was not in calculatipn mode. It was horny + disgusted + be done with it mode. Plus it wasn't that expensive compared to other places. She told me, atleast twice, in very clear terms that sex is not on the table. Probably because I used the word sexual service to describe handjob/b2b etc. So I confirmed the b2b.

The B2B:
At one point she stopped the massage and asked me if we can start it. I gave her the go. So she asked for extra payment. I jokingly bulshitted her for a while about her not trusting me but ultimately I paid her. Then she dimmed the lights further making the room almost completely dark like some red light bedroom with barely enough light to see shit.

She started removing her clothes one by one and was compeltely naked. To tell you the truth I was not that excited. I have seen more than a decade and a half worth of naked women in porn plus I'm not as horny as I used to be, so watching the female form live did not leave the same impact it should've. She smiled at me and asked if I'm ok. I responded with delay, my mind was on autopilot at this point.

She removed my underwear, and asked me to turn around and lie down on my belly. Then she sat on top of me,naked, and started massaging my thighs and hips. Her fingers almost reached my asshole. It was a good sensation. After a few minutes of that she completely lied down on me .

I could feel her boobies on my back, her head fell on my shoulded. She let out a moaning like sound while she did it. Then she started moving back and forth.

She got off me and asked me to turn around and I did. Now she sat on top of me, cowgirl style and after massaging a bit again went down. Now we were literally hugging each other, her on top of me and then she started moving back and forth again. Her belly and parts of her vagege were rubbing on my dick. I started gaining erection.

I asked her if I could touched her boobs and she allowed. So I played with them, grabbed them and suckled a little bit. The boobs were good, nice and firm. One of my sucks was too hard and she made an "ouch". I apologized.She would stop while I did that and would start moving her body again when I stopped. This went on for a while then she laid down beside me, whispering my name and started stroking my dick. Meanwhile I was playing with her bobs and ass. After a while I told to go slow inorder to achieve edging. But I saw a confused look on her face so I looked down and saw that I had already started ejaculating.

After it was over we went to the shower. I was completely subjected to her instructions at this point. In the shower it became a bit awkward between us. We didn't touch each other or anything just washed ourselves standing at some distance. After ejaculating my inhibition returned and I had little need for ger body.

I noticed she was washing her vagina too much, even the insides even though we never had sex. Either she was afraid that whatever negligent contact our genitals had could give her diseased, or she was washing away her cum after this interaction.

And then we dressed up.


AFTERMATH:
Dressed up, I sat on the bed. My body and mind completely frozen. Chick asked me politely, we done? Basically asking me to leave. But I just wouldn't speak or move so she went away with a goodbye. I soon left the room, the guy was now sitting on reception. Without so much as looking at him I went out.

Down the stairs and back on the road by senses came back and I was hit with a feeling I'd never felt. It was like all my depression and anxiety, all the shit that bogs down the mind went away. It was as hot as ever but I still felt refreshed. For a moment in the longest time I was happy. This feeling lasted till evening.

EPILOGUE:
Now everytime images from that experience return to mind, the body reacts from the shyness like a newly wed bride. Fapping just doesn't feel good anymore. Already had enough of that, a lifetime's worth. There's no satisfaction without that human touch. I look forward to my next escapade and this time I'll try to lose the v-card fo sure
 
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I wanted to do that once but I heard it's all Asian grannies there.
 
I wanted to do that once but I heard it's all Asian grannies there.
I missed this part. She told me she was the only asian in that establishment. So I never had a choice to begin with
 
I missed this part. She told me she was the only asian in that establishment. So I never had a choice to begin with
You live in the US, right? I guess you don't have much of a choice there. It's all either super expensive or you get fat STD-riddled drug addicts.
 
You lost your virginity to an ugly gook prostitute, sad shit bro for poorcels. :cryfeels:
 
You lost your virginity to an ugly gook prostitute, sad shit bro for poorcels. :cryfeels:
I haven't lost my virginity yet. But I don't think it'll be with an expensive model anyway. I was ready to do it with this one.

Idc tbh. When you are virgin at my age you loose all the rosy dreams of doing it with your oneitis on a hill under a tree. Too jaded for that.
 
Good job sir :feelsLightsaber:
Love from India
 
I thought this was a @CCPcel thread at first. All you jannies look the same with the same name color and similar avi.
They are all trannies tbh ngl
 
Good job sir :feelsLightsaber:
Love from India
1653432798893
 
Sounds like me except you didn't bust in 10 seconds and waste your money :fuk:
 
Story ahead (short attention span cels btfo)

For all the DNRfags read the text colored yellow t[UWSL]o get to the sexy part bit you'll miss my shaksepeare tier prose. [/UWSL]

Preface:
Been super depressed around birthday this year. Being khhv at my age n all that. Vowed to lose the v card with a hoe and went on indefinite nofap.

Friend goes to these massage parlors called "spas". He takes massage and happy ending(hand job) from them. Goes to one he found on internet , but it turns out to be a shady brothel in disguise. Place offers cheap sex but he doesn't like the hoes so scrambles.

Tells me all about it so I decide to visit the place to lose v-card cheaply.

Few days before:
Even though I was filled to the brim with disgust over my sexless life that I spent away fapping, I was still afraid of going since it would've been a first and I had no guide. So I kept delaying it, making silly excuses to myself like lack of sleep, until the disgust finally won over the inhibition and decided to just go. I was on nofap for almost two weeks at this point and feeling very horny each day

The day it happened:
First stage: book an appointment.
I was sleep deprived again but fuck it. After mulling over it for 2 hours walking around and around in my room I finally searched the place on google and called their number. Some chick picked up, I lied to her that my friend is a regular and recommended this place. We talked about the timings and slots, she booked an appointment for the time I gave her and then she asked what race of girl I'd like. I instinctively went for Asian.

First stage complete, Second stage - buy condoms(for first time ever) . I walked to a not so nearby medical store in scortching heat. It was one where I don't go regularly. Some guy was buying stuff his stuff so I waited until he left and zeroed in on the shop making sure no one was around. I asked the clerk for one piece durex but he tells me that they only sell packets of three. Of course after a lifetime of inceldom I don't know these details. :fuk:. I brought the pack and immediately put it in my pocket before the clerk could put it in an inconspicuous paperbag lol. I was acting as if I'm committing some crime and it showed.

Stage two complete, stage three: Go there and be done with it.
So I went to the place. Had to walk a bit after getting off the subway. Again in scortching heat. It was worsening my already sleep deprived cranky mood. But that feeling was overwhelmed by complete utter inhibition.

I reach the place but there's no sign of the establishment. So I call them and they send out a man to get me. He takes me to this narrow stairway between two big stores and there was a door at top, I walked through it

The place was really dark with a few low luminosity colored led lights illuminating the everythong. There was a reception in front with a chick sitting there. I asked her about my appointment after telling her my fake name. She asked for the payment for the massage and called for that shady dude to guide me to the room.

The room was better lit. There's a dressing table, a bed with white sheets and a small shower room. The guy gave me a disposable thong underwear which barely hid anything and asked me to change while he sends the therapist. I was so confused by everything that I didn't change. I was expecting them to show me a selection of girls and let me choose. I was expecting a proper bed (not a massage bed) on which I would fuck sum bitch. I didn't change and went out to remind the guy to send an asian chick. He tells me not to worry and to change quickly. I went back but still didn't change. Then the girl came and seeing me in full clothing asked me to change and left. So I changed into the undie and she returned a few minutes later.

THE GIRL:
The chick was a SOLID 2/10. Not at all what I imagined or expected from my friend's descriptions of his escapades. She was asian yes but dark, like one of those SEA gooks. And she was a bit fat for my taste. Not very attractice facially too. But at this point I couldn't give a fuck about that. Already all my expectations from this visit had broken. So I just went with the flow without complaining. Its a first time there are bound to be mistakes, right?

THE MASSAGE:
So I lied down and she started massaging my legs. All hopes of this resulting in sex were dashed. I started sweet talking her, acting as if I'm low inhib and comfortable around women. I complemented her many times on her looks and massage. It actually struck me later just how much I was acting like a nice guy simp. Guess I was going for a less professional more personal kind of relationship so things could be easier down the line. But it clearly didn't work since we were mostly talking about her massage

During the massage she asked me many times if I was feeling good and everytime I lied . To tell the truth I never needed massages and couldn't give a fuck about it. I was not relaxed, I was anxious over asking her about sexual favors n shit. So I manned up at one point and asked her if I could ask her something. She stopped and went "what? " . But my high inhib ass couldn't go further. So she started massaging again. Some time passed and I asked again, this time loueder, "can you tell me about the sexual services? ". She went oh the " extra services" in the end. Even though I lied that I've been to many parlors, my true inexperience shined through. Didn't even know the right terms.

She told me that body to body is 2.5 times extra. I was like ok. Again, my mind was not in calculatipn mode. It was horny + disgusted + be done with it mode. Plus it wasn't that expensive compared to other places. She told me, atleast twice, in very clear terms that sex is not on the table. Probably because I used the word sexual service to describe handjob/b2b etc. So I confirmed the b2b.

The B2B:
At one point she stopped the massage and asked me if we can start it. I gave her the go. So she asked for extra payment. I jokingly bulshitted her for a while about her not trusting me but ultimately I paid her. Then she dimmed the lights further making the room almost completely dark like some red light bedroom with barely enough light to see shit.

She started removing her clothes one by one and was compeltely naked. To tell you the truth I was not that excited. I have seen more than a decade and a half worth of naked women in porn plus I'm not as horny as I used to be, so watching the female form live did not leave the same impact it should've. She smiled at me and asked if I'm ok. I responded with delay, my mind was on autopilot at this point.

She removed my underwear, and asked me to turn around and lie down on my belly. Then she sat on top of me,naked, and started massaging my thighs and hips. Her fingers almost reached my asshole. It was a good sensation. After a few minutes of that she completely lied down on me .

I could feel her boobies on my back, her head fell on my shoulded. She let out a moaning like sound while she did it. Then she started moving back and forth.

She got off me and asked me to turn around and I did. Now she sat on top of me, cowgirl style and after massaging a bit again went down. Now we were literally hugging each other, her on top of me and then she started moving back and forth again. Her belly and parts of her vagege were rubbing on my dick. I started gaining erection.

I asked her if I could touched her boobs and she allowed. So I played with them, grabbed them and suckled a little bit. The boobs were good, nice and firm. One of my sucks was too hard and she made an "ouch". I apologized.She would stop while I did that and would start moving her body again when I stopped. This went on for a while then she laid down beside me, whispering my name and started stroking my dick. Meanwhile I was playing with her bobs and ass. After a while I told to go slow inorder to achieve edging. But I saw a confused look on her face so I looked down and saw that I had already started ejaculating.

After it was over we went to the shower. I was completely subjected to her instructions at this point. In the shower it became a bit awkward between us. We didn't touch each other or anything just washed ourselves standing at some distance. After ejaculating my inhibition returned and I had little need for ger body.

I noticed she was washing her vagina too much, even the insides even though we never had sex. Either she was afraid that whatever negligent contact our genitals had could give her diseased, or she was washing away her cum after this interaction.

And then we dressed up.


AFTERMATH:
Dressed up, I sat on the bed. My body and mind completely frozen. Chick asked me politely, we done? Basically asking me to leave. But I just wouldn't speak or move so she went away with a goodbye. I soon left the room, the guy was now sitting on reception. Without so much as looking at him I went out.

Down the stairs and back on the road by senses came back and I was hit with a feeling I'd never felt. It was like all my depression and anxiety, all the shit that bogs down the mind went away. It was as hot as ever but I still felt refreshed. For a moment in the longest time I was happy. This feeling lasted till evening.

EPILOGUE:
Now everytime images from that experience return to mind, the body reacts from the shyness like a newly wed bride. Fapping just doesn't feel good anymore. Already had enough of that, a lifetime's worth. There's no satisfaction without that human touch. I look forward to my next escapade and this time I'll try to lose the v-card fo sure

I have read every fucking word my friend.

Ngl this sounds like a very garbage experience. It's like you went to a hooker but you didn't get to fuck one. I will not judge your decisions but what the fuck my nigga what was the point of this jfl

I am also very afraid same will happen to me. I am trying to lose my V card next year. Yeah yeah, I say this every year. I've been on this site for 3 fucking years and EVERY fucking year I say the same shit ok.... But this time it's different. I feel motivated. I started working out. I got an actual schedule now. i follow a calorie diet and have calorie limits and I STICK TO THEM. For the FIRST fucking time in like 2 years I have managed to stick to my calorie goals.

I am not letting this shit go. I am too far gone. I am going to be 27 soon and I am NOT going to be a fucking 27 year old virgin or 28 year old virgin FUCK NO. I am losing my V card when I'm 27. I just have to. I'll probably lose it to some hooker but it is what it is.

This is what I'm scared of, to end up in a place like you were and get SHIT service like you did. Holy shit your story feels brutal and I feel so abd for you but also I feel very proud of you. I am high inhib around women and I dont know how much courage it will take for me to go fuck a hooker. But I know a solution to that Ill just get fucking drunk before that and then It wont matter to me.

Nothing ever matters to me when Im drunk Im always a low inhib god, one time I even asked a 10/10 stacy out when I was drunk jfl jfl :feelskek:

But yeah...

I hope next time you decide to do something you will get better treatment.
 
too high inhib to go to massage parlour
 
how can you cum to shit like this? i dont understand that shit. it actually takes some work to get me to cum. idk about you one pump chumps tbh
 
She told me, atleast twice, in very clear terms that sex is not on the table. Probably because I used the word sexual service to describe handjob/b2b etc
I imagine a big factor is they're worried about wires and recording so they'll use vague terms like "extra" and not talk about it blatently so there's deniability about what it meant if there's prosecutions.
I noticed she was washing her vagina too much, even the insides even though we never had sex. Either she was afraid that whatever negligent contact our genitals had could give her diseased, or she was washing away her cum after this interaction.
wouldn't take it too personally, they're probably obligated to do that by their bosses for cleanliness purposes, maybe you're being filmed in the shower or maybe they just don't want the stress of lying their boss so they always wash the vagina just so they can say "I always wash my vagina" with conviction
Fapping just doesn't feel good anymore. Already had enough of that, a lifetime's worth. There's no satisfaction without that human touch.
one major reason I don't want to do this if I cant secure regular access w/ finances because I need my coom cope and I need the zero-cost self-service potentiality

that or maybe I don't react as positively and have less idealistic dreams about what sex is which would also interfere with my cooming
I read the whole thing. I don’t think I could ever get off with a foid like that :feelsUgh:
I think a lot of us would surprise ourselves by our ability to coom w/ a 1/10 or 2/10 girl. Even if you're disgusted by appearance your body still reacts to touch and scenarios.
Plus she dimmed the lights which makes it easier to focus on it less.

When you are virgin at my age you loose all the rosy dreams of doing it with your oneitis on a hill under a tree.
gotta capture the high ground so you can see the creepers coming and jump-crit them

I have read every fucking word my friend.

Ngl this sounds like a very garbage experience. It's like you went to a hooker but you didn't get to fuck one. I will not judge your decisions but what the fuck my nigga what was the point of this jfl
he got to coom at her touch that's something I guess

too high inhib to go to massage parlour
this but even for literally just a massage w/ no sexual expectations
for me even stuff like haircuts/dentist are hard t owork up to, I procrastinate way past due
 
Used to do that all the time 3-5 years back. Just a waste of money looking back and I only went when I was incredibly drunk and low inhibition.

Otherwise, I always hated the feeling in the days and weeks after a session there. The thought of possibly having caught herpes would leave me having random panic attacks for weeks.

Anyways, good for you, you loss your virginity to a hooker but at least you know what sex is like. You could die at anytime (like getting ran over by an old granny driver that loss control of her vehicle).
 
I haven't lost my virginity yet. But I don't think it'll be with an expensive model anyway. I was ready to do it with this one.

Idc tbh. When you are virgin at my age you loose all the rosy dreams of doing it with your oneitis on a hill under a tree. Too jaded for that.
Save up for a Stacy escort. According to escortcels, the first time is gonna be the most memorable one so you better go all out. @faded, @BlkPillPres, @CCPcel and @Dotrinfobe might give you pointers to get a better experience.
 
Save up for a Stacy escort. According to escortcels, the first time is gonna be the most memorable one so you better go all out.
According to which ones. I just fucked a random 5/10 thicc bitch. I didn't care. I can barely even remember my first time, I can barely remember her face lol. The only time that matters is "next time". If I planned on only having sex once I'd have done what you're talking about, but I only plan on having better and better sexual encounters with more and more attractive women. No time is special, I just want to enjoy fucking.

What you're doing right now is trying to place the same "sex is sacred" constructs around a practice which asserts that it isn't sacred at all. First time doesn't matter at all. Not even normies care about their first time anymore.

@Caesercel
I wouldn't have gone for 2/10 but whatever lol. The only time that matters is "next time". I can't even remember the face of the bitch I fucked. Oh and that part about her body not being that arousing, it's not really your fault, same thing happened to me. Remember we've all been jerking off for years, we've kind of fucked ourselves because our reference point of sex is looking at 7+/10 bodies and jerking off with our hands. Having that whores hands on my body felt so fucking weird, it felt weird to be touched by a woman intimately. That's how fucked we are lol.

It's going to take multiple encounters and some time before it becomes normal to us and we can really get in the groove and enjoy the experience. Don't beat yourself up about it.
 
Save up for a Stacy escort. According to escortcels, the first time is gonna be the most memorable one so you better go all out. @faded, @BlkPillPres, @CCPcel and @Dotrinfobe might give you pointers to get a better experience.
My first time was with a white Brazillian model Stacy for $600
 
Save up for a Stacy escort. According to escortcels, the first time is gonna be the most memorable one so you better go all out. @faded, @BlkPillPres, @CCPcel and @Dotrinfobe might give you pointers to get a better experience.
 
Save up for a Stacy escort. According to escortcels, the first time is gonna be the most memorable one so you better go all out.
Not true. Totally not true.
 
How much did it cost, you still-virgin simp?
 

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