Story So I came home from work one day, this is what I saw...

[Redpill Robert]

So I had yet another shitty day wagecucking and having no social life to speak of much less a sex life of any kind. I retired to my lair for the night to at least try to enjoy some memes, some booze, and some pixelated tittiez. What do I see? Two flies fucking on the wall.

At that moment it hit me: even flies -- some of the most hated, reviled creatures on the planet -- got more action than I did. And it just triggered me. Suddenly 25+ years of failure and rejections started to flash before my eyes. I never felt such rage, and yet, such despair in my life. I started to hallucinate and imagine a Stacy head and a Chad head on the flies.

The Stacy fly was like "like, ohmygod! The other day Robert said hi to me! Eww!" and the Chad fly was "Yeah bro! Robert's a LOSER!"

I just lost it and was like "RRRREEEEEEE!!!" And started punching the wall where the flies were until nothing but a bloody pulp and a slight hole in wall remained. And then I snapped out if it, realizing what I had just done. I felt ashamed but so relieved at the same time.

I need to get on some meds or something, because my coping mechanisms aren't working as well anymore.

Anybody else ever just lost it like this?

 

[EthnicelNL]

8/10 LARP keep it up.

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

Lifemogs me.

 

[gstvtrp]

but did you kill the flies?

 

[Deleted member 5861]

You are losing it.

 

[Timecel]

8/10 LARP keep it up.

 

[Redpill Robert]

8/10 LARP keep it up.

You probably won't believe me but it's a true story.

but did you kill the flies?

Well unless they magically flew away before I started punching the wall, then yes.

 

[JJtheIncel]

cucked by flies
Jfl

 

[LebaneseCel]

cucked by flies
Jfl

 

[Limerencel]

8/10 LARP keep it up.

You are losing it.

 

[Spite]

Mogged by a housefly

 

[TrueAlphaMale]

I never undertood how such a simple act yes become so complicated in human species. Social circles, instagram,common friedns, chemistry, datimg, animals don't do this shit.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Just be a fly theory

 

[EthnicelNL]

Just be a fly theory

Just be a Chadfly theory.

It never even began for flycels tbh

 

[4700euros]

My theory:

The more intelligent a species is the more complicated is to mate.

If there were women with no brains the foids would have a serious competition.

 

[Indari]

 

[Jockcel]

Swallow the insectpill.

Just be a Chadfly theory.

It never even began for flycels tbh

 

[SubhumanMonster]

Did you at least kill the flies?

 

[Redpill Robert]

My theory:

The more intelligent a species is the more complicated is to mate.

If there were women with no brains the foids would have a serious competition.

Women already don't have brains. That's part of the problem.