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Wanderlei

Wanderlei

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This guy is a genius!

He ascended by purchasing himself a cute snake gf!

Snakes are pretty low cost, and very low risk since they can't use Tinder (you need hands and thumbs for that) to cuck you with Chad.

And they can reach a lifespan of 10 whole years! If it dies, you just buy a new one.

She can't cheat on you, can't take half your stuff with divorce, and she can't say no!

Foids have already replaced us with filthy dogs, so why shouldn't we return the favour by having interspecies sex as well?

https://x.deathaddict.co/remote_control.php?time=1571181866&cv=e6838c0a672067f39d8517deb01eb532&lr=0&cv2=eb5d647c2fed04c15b9e45a59bd98ffe&file=/3000/3471/3471.mp4&cv3=815e5c0300af520dda393bc1dc5f6864&cv4=3b98afb9cac1a17b55abee649245a8e0
 
TheSecondComing

TheSecondComing

no looks no life
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yeah i am not clicking that
 
FidelCashflow

FidelCashflow

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Why did I open that video when I already knew what it would be
 
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WawelDragon1683

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High IQ thread. Mods should pin this.
 
FlyFace

FlyFace

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FidelCashflow said:
Why did I open that video when I already knew what it would be
I can imagine what it is.. :dafuckfeels:
 
Saudade

Saudade

jason blahas me
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access denied?
 
MountainGorilla

MountainGorilla

#FREENATHANLARSON
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I found the video, let's just say he's got something crawling inside of him
 
lifeisbullshit95

lifeisbullshit95

Another day another mental breakdown.
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Llama

Llama

When do the “best years of my life” start?
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Felt like screaming, why the fuck would you do that to yourself?