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Any proves that it's girl/it's truth? ANYWAY WHO GIVE A FUCK OUR FACES ARE FUCKED SHIT SHIT SHIT
lol what
99.99% chance of lie
This article feels like an incel's cope. I doubt females in this day and age would agree with the message.
Life is massive lie. The reason for suicide is there is no choice to not work not hard and survive.
It's also mentioned that it can be stretched and girls like that, both physically and mentally (that fact that guy dominate her biology by stretching pussy)
The average vagina is about 6 inches deep.
bitch was lying, only have to look at the second top post where they linked her admitting she likes huge cocks.
any woman saying she likes small dicks is virtue signalling
any woman saying she likes small dicks is virtue signalling
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We will never even get to this point 
She also said this:
"While we are at it, I'm also attracted to huge cocks. I'm a hell of a cunt aren't I? I like muscular guys with big penises and I'm not attracted to people who like weapons, or football. Or who have tiny dicks."
"While we are at it, I'm also attracted to huge cocks. I'm a hell of a cunt aren't I?
I like muscular guys with big penises and I'm not attracted to people who like weapons, or football. Or who have tiny dicks."
I'm lucky enough to have a normal sized dick but it's not like i'm using it tho.
I got a 6 inch cock but its not super girthy, think I'm gonna need to start PE'celing FML. Heard it helps big time with girth if you start wearing a clamp 12 hours a day....
Some cuck gave her reddit gold.
Just put a bullet in my gut.
Just put a bullet in my gut.
Ideal dick is 8x6.
Dick size is solely due to DHT exposure during puberty.
Dick size is solely due to DHT exposure during puberty.
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I would advise people to not worry about the size of their Mr Happy.
Its another lie.
Like the lie that men like big tits. Its a lie to condition us to love the poeole that will manage us.
I like small tits and I like to tell the girls I have a small Mr Happy and so it wont hurt as much. Its a joke, I dont say that at all, but I think of saying that.
People think girls are a mystery, but they are not so really. Many get as crap a deal as us, and the sort of girl many here might go for will never go with an Alpha male because they are too big, both in the Mr Ouch department as well ias in life expectations, big house, parties, and grown up stauff. Little girls cant do that, they cant manage owning a house the pressure is too great, and if you say you have a small Mr Happy they too might actually like that as they dont want to have their insides ruptured. Seriously. Men here should feel proud, if they are small in the Mr Happy department. I dont call it Mr Happy, but I pdont want to get banned or anything. But If I was at a night club I might put forward the benefits of having a small thing shoved down their throats rather than suffer the chance of death with a big thing shoved down. Choking to death can happen, but not if you have a small thing.
The smaller the better.
I am not gay, I can tell you that, but when I look at rude pictures on the internet I would rather see a small one than a big one, for some reason. Similarly I find large beasts discusting as they will just turn to flab and fat. Their grown up world of bit titasd and man parts os for them, and let them have them. But dont steal out little girls with your impressive corporate jobs fooling them by looking important with your big jobs and cars and houses and colonge.
Its another lie.
Like the lie that men like big tits. Its a lie to condition us to love the poeole that will manage us.
I like small tits and I like to tell the girls I have a small Mr Happy and so it wont hurt as much. Its a joke, I dont say that at all, but I think of saying that.
People think girls are a mystery, but they are not so really. Many get as crap a deal as us, and the sort of girl many here might go for will never go with an Alpha male because they are too big, both in the Mr Ouch department as well ias in life expectations, big house, parties, and grown up stauff. Little girls cant do that, they cant manage owning a house the pressure is too great, and if you say you have a small Mr Happy they too might actually like that as they dont want to have their insides ruptured. Seriously. Men here should feel proud, if they are small in the Mr Happy department. I dont call it Mr Happy, but I pdont want to get banned or anything. But If I was at a night club I might put forward the benefits of having a small thing shoved down their throats rather than suffer the chance of death with a big thing shoved down. Choking to death can happen, but not if you have a small thing.
The smaller the better.
I am not gay, I can tell you that, but when I look at rude pictures on the internet I would rather see a small one than a big one, for some reason. Similarly I find large beasts discusting as they will just turn to flab and fat. Their grown up world of bit titasd and man parts os for them, and let them have them. But dont steal out little girls with your impressive corporate jobs fooling them by looking important with your big jobs and cars and houses and colonge.
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Then I have a good chance of reaching 8 but it's useless. I'm convinced that I will die as a virgin
Normally r/smalldickproblems is decent. So many relatable posts full of hopelessness and despair, even more than on this forum.
what the fuck is this
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Its a bunch of words all strung together to communicate a form of meaning and structured to convey a nuance and prose for a form of elaborate yet incise undserstanding. Thte letters and words are English, but I can convert it to Welsch if you like.
Atleast they get laid
>79 Messages
>Made the account today
>"The smaller the better"
>"when I look at rude pictures on the internet"
>"RUDE PICTURES"
Tell me I'm not the only person who thinks this is a troll, its just too obvious this person is trolling here, nobody refers to porn as "rude pictures", this right here is what I call the "troll shit test", they start inserting ridiculous shit here and there that is obviously absurd to test how stupid the people they are trolling are, and see "how far" they can take their trolling antics.
Could just be my paranoia, but this doesn't seem like a "real person".
So she is saying a tiny dicked virgin gave her a great fuck. LOL!!
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Its me. I'm very real. I dont know how to proove it without DOXX or whatever it is. I found the site this morning after reading about the shut down of the reddit channel on the news, or it might have been the previous morning. I signed up this morning and have been having a blast. But im regretting it already. But I am very real. I am incredibly intelligent and thats my manner.
Serioulsy, have you seen some of the things I have posted? You cant make that up. I am a genious, and thats part of my problem. Most other people dont think im a genious. Clearly not you. I have done no work today as it happens, its incredibly distracting to the extent I sort of regret it. Its been years since I engage on a forum as I usually get banned and im sort of wishing i was banned already. In fact, im sort of thinking that if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't have time in the same way. My time is money and I constantly mess it up.
what have I said that is absurd?
gotta say though, that subreddit has some unique copes, some of them believe that womens preference for big dicks is a cultural thing and one the mods is pretty much an SJW. Rest of the threads are pretty brutal blackpills, last time i read through the place i had to get drunk to avoid roping
"I am a genious" for one
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Genious
Lol @ the definition, fits you perfectly -
It is often the case that idiots describe themselves as 'genious' but are ironically ignorant to the fact that the word is spelt 'genius' - much to the amusement of us intelligent people.
"Like, woah, yeah man, I'm like, such a genious, dude!"
"Well, you're retarded..."
Maybe you aren't trolling, but it definitely seems like you are, like this shit is too blatant and obvious to not be trolling, it just seems like another "troll shit test" you did here but obviously mispelling the word genious and stating that making some coherent internet posts proves you're a genius.
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Does it even matter? We're NEVER gonna use our dick's for sexual intercourse anyway's.
smalldickproblems is such a sad, pathetic subreddit
If that's true, then I'm screwed.
true lol
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