Experiment Sliding into a parallel world

[Taboo Buster]

Here's the setup. Travel agencies are popping up everywhere that allow you to go to other Earths. You can even browse the ones in their database to find one that went down a timeline that is most to your liking.
What would be your ideal Earth to move to?

 

[160cmbloop]

the one where i’m not born

 

[Taboo Buster]

the one where i’m not born

Now that you mention it, I wouldn't want to bump into me, either. It would really get awkward pretty fast.

 

[The Notorious SLAV]

The one where I'm exactly the same, but for some reason am a young multibillionaire with a willing harem.

 

[Poopless One]

The one where my family isn't retarded niggers and Ima military grade badass

 

[Taboo Buster]

My needs would be simple. No biting insects or venomous creatures. No toothy predators on land or in the sea. The rivers would be clean and stocked with salmon. No jellyfish or sharks in the oceans, just loads of tuna. No snapping turtles. The human population is relatively small, so people tend to value one another.