Story Silly story about how I tried to invest in Bitcoin

[iamsubhuman]

So, as a Hail Mary plan to get rich, I decided to invest money in Bitcoin. I've never done something like it before, but I assumed, "hey, if I put money in now, maybe it'll be worth something in a few months, a few years, or whatever."

So I tried to make a Kraken account and I couldn't get verified because my camera quality was so shit (they needed picture of face and ID).

Nothing in my life ever goes right