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Signs you're a fakecel / volcel / mentalcel

Alex_Bones

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  • You weren't bullied at school because of your appearance
  • Average looking femoids have approached you (and you awkwardly couldn't tell / refused them)
  • Children in public spaces don't point at your face and loudly tell horrible things to their parents
  • Femoids greet you with a non-forced smile
  • People in your family think you're gay because you never had a relationship with a girl
  • Some of your male friends you consider uglier than you frequently slay, but you never got laid
  • Femoids (family doesn't count) like pictures you post on social media
  • You have heard the phrase "You're cute" from the mouth of a femoid non-ironically
If none of this applies to you, congratulations, you're actually a truecel.
If some of this applies to you, you might be a mentalcel / volcel.
If everything applies to you, you're a godamn fakecel / failed normie.

Feel free to add to the list.
 
im sure all fakecels went through this. thats why they are here
 
I thought an incel was someone who does not have sex on a regular basis... :huh:
 
please, define mentalcel
 
We must obliterate fakecels.
 
Framecel222 said:
knajjd said:
1. being white and tall lol

Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

The sperg fakecel arrives!

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB
 
Framecel222 said:
knajjd said:
1. being white and tall lol

Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

youre either very stupid or coping 

race and height DO matter, a lot

>5'2 chad 

doesnt happen

>indian chad

VERY RARE compared to white and black chads
 
Framecel222 said:
a-virgin-nigger said:
Framecel222 said:
Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

The sperg fakecel arrives!

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

Holy shit you are obsessed with me. You hitting on me bro? I'm worried that I'm gonna turn around and see you right there, dick in hand.

If I was gay, I wouldn't be posting here. I would be slaying greasy faggots on Grindr boyo.
 
Framecel222 said:
Machiavelli said:
Framecel222 said:
Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

youre either very stupid or coping 

race and height DO matter, a lot

>5'2 chad 

doesnt happen

>indian chad

VERY RARE compared to white and black chads

5'2" Indian Chadeet with hunter eyes and robust jawline would slay.

ban this guy please
 
Framecel222 said:
Mad because you're not ready to swallow the facepill? It's okay, you'll get there eventually.

If it's all about the face why are you here. You are a 5/10 normie cuck
 
I'm a mentally crippled volcel, I like black pills.
 
No kids have pointed and laughed at me. Im fakecel
 
nausea said:
please, define mentalcel

Your face could get you a decent gf but your mind stop it from happening.



@Pretty_when_I_cry,

Last year you said that you are incel if you haven't had sex for 30 days!!!! LMFAO.
 
According to that I'm volcel but if you see my face you would disagree.
 
I will rape all fakecels minds with my magical psychic aesthetic magic and after that i will teleport them inside my asshole where they can rot forever.
 
Signs you're a fakecel / volcel / mentalcel:

You’re white
 
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>Femoids greet you with a non-forced smile[/font]

[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]That one is tricky because they have mastered the art of fake smiling, and it's mandatory in public.[/font]
 
i dont have friends so the one with the male friends does not apply. the gay one also not happened because my family know i am fucked in my head but like girls.
the rest did happen.
still a 4.5 psl so it not like missing the pussy carusel.
 
FAKECELS GET OUT

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Alex_Bones said:
  • You weren't bullied at school because of your appearance
  • Average looking femoids have approached you (and you awkwardly couldn't tell / refused them)
  • Children in public spaces don't point at your face and loudly tell horrible things to their parents
  • Femoids greet you with a non-forced smile
  • People in your family think you're gay because you never had a relationship with a girl
  • Some of your male friends you consider uglier than you frequently slay, but you never got laid
  • Femoids (family doesn't count) like pictures you post on social media
  • You have heard the phrase "You're cute" from the mouth of a femoid non-ironically
If none of this applies to you, congratulations, you're actually a truecel.
If some of this applies to you, you might be a mentalcel / volcel.
If everything applies to you, you're a godamn fakecel / failed normie.

Feel free to add to the list.

Ive been called cute in sort of a sad puppy way probably sarcastic.
LOL at thinking average femoids approach sub chad men.
 
Jewsel said:
According to this i am mentalcel/volcel

Pretty sure that’s been established already
 
Jewsel said:
According to this i am mentalcel/volcel

168cm. You are a truecel sir
 

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