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  • You weren't bullied at school because of your appearance
  • Average looking femoids have approached you (and you awkwardly couldn't tell / refused them)
  • Children in public spaces don't point at your face and loudly tell horrible things to their parents
  • Femoids greet you with a non-forced smile
  • People in your family think you're gay because you never had a relationship with a girl
  • Some of your male friends you consider uglier than you frequently slay, but you never got laid
  • Femoids (family doesn't count) like pictures you post on social media
  • You have heard the phrase "You're cute" from the mouth of a femoid non-ironically
If none of this applies to you, congratulations, you're actually a truecel.
If some of this applies to you, you might be a mentalcel / volcel.
If everything applies to you, you're a godamn fakecel / failed normie.

Feel free to add to the list.
 
torujo

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FAKECELS GET OUT
 
weservenomsg

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im sure all fakecels went through this. thats why they are here
 
Cannon Fodder

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I thought an incel was someone who does not have sex on a regular basis... :huh:
 
nausea

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please, define mentalcel
 
RREEEEEEEEE

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We must obliterate fakecels.
 
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Framecel222 said:
knajjd said:
1. being white and tall lol

Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

The sperg fakecel arrives!

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB
 
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Framecel222 said:
knajjd said:
1. being white and tall lol

Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

youre either very stupid or coping 

race and height DO matter, a lot

>5'2 chad 

doesnt happen

>indian chad

VERY RARE compared to white and black chads
 
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Framecel222 said:
a-virgin-nigger said:
Framecel222 said:
Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

The sperg fakecel arrives!

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

https://m.imgur.com/cDD4ejB

Holy shit you are obsessed with me. You hitting on me bro? I'm worried that I'm gonna turn around and see you right there, dick in hand.

If I was gay, I wouldn't be posting here. I would be slaying greasy faggots on Grindr boyo.
 
torujo

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Framecel222 said:
Machiavelli said:
Framecel222 said:
Race and height don't matter. Face is EVERYTHING.

youre either very stupid or coping 

race and height DO matter, a lot

>5'2 chad 

doesnt happen

>indian chad

VERY RARE compared to white and black chads

5'2" Indian Chadeet with hunter eyes and robust jawline would slay.

ban this guy please
 
Celibate

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Framecel222 said:
Mad because you're not ready to swallow the facepill? It's okay, you'll get there eventually.

If it's all about the face why are you here. You are a 5/10 normie cuck
 
ironcrusher38

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I'm a mentally crippled volcel, I like black pills.
 
asdf1234

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No kids have pointed and laughed at me. Im fakecel
 
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nausea said:
please, define mentalcel

Your face could get you a decent gf but your mind stop it from happening.



@Pretty_when_I_cry,

Last year you said that you are incel if you haven't had sex for 30 days!!!! LMFAO.
 
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According to that I'm volcel but if you see my face you would disagree.
 
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I will rape all fakecels minds with my magical psychic aesthetic magic and after that i will teleport them inside my asshole where they can rot forever.
 
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Signs you're a fakecel / volcel / mentalcel:

You’re white
 
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[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]>Femoids greet you with a non-forced smile[/font]

[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]That one is tricky because they have mastered the art of fake smiling, and it's mandatory in public.[/font]
 
Testiclechincel

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i dont have friends so the one with the male friends does not apply. the gay one also not happened because my family know i am fucked in my head but like girls.
the rest did happen.
still a 4.5 psl so it not like missing the pussy carusel.
 
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FAKECELS GET OUT

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Jewsel

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According to this i am mentalcel/volcel
 
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Alex_Bones said:
  • You weren't bullied at school because of your appearance
  • Average looking femoids have approached you (and you awkwardly couldn't tell / refused them)
  • Children in public spaces don't point at your face and loudly tell horrible things to their parents
  • Femoids greet you with a non-forced smile
  • People in your family think you're gay because you never had a relationship with a girl
  • Some of your male friends you consider uglier than you frequently slay, but you never got laid
  • Femoids (family doesn't count) like pictures you post on social media
  • You have heard the phrase "You're cute" from the mouth of a femoid non-ironically
If none of this applies to you, congratulations, you're actually a truecel.
If some of this applies to you, you might be a mentalcel / volcel.
If everything applies to you, you're a godamn fakecel / failed normie.

Feel free to add to the list.

Ive been called cute in sort of a sad puppy way probably sarcastic.
LOL at thinking average femoids approach sub chad men.
 
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Jewsel said:
According to this i am mentalcel/volcel

Pretty sure that’s been established already
 
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Jewsel said:
According to this i am mentalcel/volcel

168cm. You are a truecel sir
 

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