Why is my penis so puny? I can't bring myself to stare at my penis. My penis is the cause of all of my woes. Everyone mocks and looks down on me because of my penis. Just to set the record straight, I hate my penis.
Not like you'd ever have sex anyway
I don't find this thread funny or anything - I have also micropenis and my life is really cruel because of this deformation. I was virgin almost to my 30 years and then I had some girls. My first sexual experience was cheap pregnant prostitute and it was terrible. Then I had one silly virgin and she was also nothing special. Now I'm with one very inteligent university student and she really loves me, and she's also very sensitive, so she looks very please with me, but for me it's just waste of time. I don't really love her and with so small penis (only around 5.5 inches) I never can be really happy. My life is very sad and I feel so desperate and pointless. Nothing in my life makes sense and the only help for me is death, because only death can help me out. So tragic is life my micropenis, trust me. My only love of my life refused me and now we are only friends, I can't ever believe! Sorry for me english, but I'm so sad...
I can post few videos of my micropenis with that fat pregnant prostitute if you want, but it's nothing special...
I can post few videos of my micropenis with that fat pregnant prostitute if you want, but it's nothing special...
The Dickpill
I'm sick of penis?
Maybe you got a penis allergy.
Maybe you got a penis allergy.
it's penispill
Do you run naked through the streets every day, my boy?
either way it's brutal but to be honest, does it really matter if no one is going to fuck you?
Da faq is that title
^ use this on titles instead of saying your sick of penis, makes u sound queer as hell
that was the point i think
That is me.
too many talk on this forum about male genetalia, lucy needs to be roastie crushed
It made me gag
A Deepthroat pun could be made but, nah
It was already too questionable
My dick is twisted due to left handed masturbation
Do you run naked through the streets every day, my boy?
I'm parodying LastGerman, just so you knowDa faq is that title
My penis is chilling
Try some pussy for a change then
Have you shown it to anyone? If so how they react? They cannot see your penis thru the pants unless you've shown them.
Germans me.
Saar, white pigeons where?
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