
Dr. Autismo
Foid punchER
★★★★★
- Joined
- Dec 22, 2023
- Posts
- 14,255
so we all know fiona cucked lord fuckwad with shrek, a literal ogre, just because he was a manlet.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGk63f1PM9c
i might be wrong, because i've not properly seen the movie in years, but fiona doesn't have to actually be with either shrek or fuckwad does she?
Its not like shes forced to marry either the handsome manlet or the ugly ogre.
hypergamy must exist in the world of shrek, there was the one scene in shrek 2 where 3 foids were lusting over shrek after he turned into a chad.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzJ1fo-oUpk
so whats stopping fiona from ladder climbing away from shrek and fuckwad and ascending with a human chad?
and yeah, i know shrek is a chad in shrek 2, but only after he drinks a magical potion.
he doesn't become a chad in shrek 1.
speaking of chad, fiona was going to be rescued by a chad anyway.
she was destined to be rescued and married to prince charming and she knew this.
she even wrote about it in her diary as a child before she got sent to that tower.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtSmnBA2_OA
shrek and fuckwad are obviously not prince charming.
one blackpill is that shrek and fuckwad were not the only ones simping for fiona.
in the dragons castle in shrek 1, you can see the skeletal reminds of knights who were also trying to save fiona and ascend with her.
but sadly, they all got ER'd by the dragon.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZxZ_VLX7FM
i heard this one fan theory that states that the dragon has been feeding the remains of those knights to fiona, making her a cannibal.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGk63f1PM9c
i might be wrong, because i've not properly seen the movie in years, but fiona doesn't have to actually be with either shrek or fuckwad does she?
Its not like shes forced to marry either the handsome manlet or the ugly ogre.
hypergamy must exist in the world of shrek, there was the one scene in shrek 2 where 3 foids were lusting over shrek after he turned into a chad.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzJ1fo-oUpk
so whats stopping fiona from ladder climbing away from shrek and fuckwad and ascending with a human chad?
and yeah, i know shrek is a chad in shrek 2, but only after he drinks a magical potion.
he doesn't become a chad in shrek 1.
speaking of chad, fiona was going to be rescued by a chad anyway.
she was destined to be rescued and married to prince charming and she knew this.
she even wrote about it in her diary as a child before she got sent to that tower.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtSmnBA2_OA
shrek and fuckwad are obviously not prince charming.
one blackpill is that shrek and fuckwad were not the only ones simping for fiona.
in the dragons castle in shrek 1, you can see the skeletal reminds of knights who were also trying to save fiona and ascend with her.
but sadly, they all got ER'd by the dragon.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZxZ_VLX7FM
i heard this one fan theory that states that the dragon has been feeding the remains of those knights to fiona, making her a cannibal.