shrek 1's massive plothole

[Dr. Autismo]

so we all know fiona cucked lord fuckwad with shrek, a literal ogre, just because he was a manlet.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGk63f1PM9c


i might be wrong, because i've not properly seen the movie in years, but fiona doesn't have to actually be with either shrek or fuckwad does she?
Its not like shes forced to marry either the handsome manlet or the ugly ogre.
hypergamy must exist in the world of shrek, there was the one scene in shrek 2 where 3 foids were lusting over shrek after he turned into a chad.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzJ1fo-oUpk


so whats stopping fiona from ladder climbing away from shrek and fuckwad and ascending with a human chad?
and yeah, i know shrek is a chad in shrek 2, but only after he drinks a magical potion.
he doesn't become a chad in shrek 1.

speaking of chad, fiona was going to be rescued by a chad anyway.
she was destined to be rescued and married to prince charming and she knew this.
she even wrote about it in her diary as a child before she got sent to that tower.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtSmnBA2_OA


shrek and fuckwad are obviously not prince charming.

one blackpill is that shrek and fuckwad were not the only ones simping for fiona.
in the dragons castle in shrek 1, you can see the skeletal reminds of knights who were also trying to save fiona and ascend with her.
but sadly, they all got ER'd by the dragon.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZxZ_VLX7FM


i heard this one fan theory that states that the dragon has been feeding the remains of those knights to fiona, making her a cannibal.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

the dragons also a foid too who ascends with an ugly fucking retarded nigger donkey

 

[DNRcel]

so we all know fiona cucked lord fuckwad with shrek, a literal ogre, just because he was a manlet.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGk63f1PM9c


i might be wrong, because i've not properly seen the movie in years, but fiona doesn't have to actually be with either shrek or fuckwad does she?
Its not like shes forced to marry either the handsome manlet or the ugly ogre.
hypergamy must exist in the world of shrek, there was the one scene in shrek 2 where 3 foids were lusting over shrek after he turned into a chad.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzJ1fo-oUpk


so whats stopping fiona from ladder climbing away from shrek and fuckwad and ascending with a human chad?
and yeah, i know shrek is a chad in shrek 2, but only after he drinks a magical potion.
he doesn't become a chad in shrek 1.

speaking of chad, fiona was going to be rescued by a chad anyway.
she was destined to be rescued and married to prince charming and she knew this.
she even wrote about it in her diary as a child before she got sent to that tower.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtSmnBA2_OA


shrek and fuckwad are obviously not prince charming.

one blackpill is that shrek and fuckwad were not the only ones simping for fiona.
in the dragons castle in shrek 1, you can see the skeletal reminds of knights who were also trying to save fiona and ascend with her.
but sadly, they all got ER'd by the dragon.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZxZ_VLX7FM


i heard this one fan theory that states that the dragon has been feeding the remains of those knights to fiona, making her a cannibal.

Your posts are very interesting, Also Fiona only stayed with Shrek because of her initial curse.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

the dragons also a foid too who ascends with an ugly fucking retarded nigger donkey

Just be donkey is law

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Your posts are very interesting, Also Fiona only stayed with Shrek because of her initial curse.

it felt like the writers just threw that in for plot convenience, so fiona would actually have a reason to ascend with shrek.
which also kinda betrays shreks message about "beauty on the inside".
it kinda feels like their telling us to stick to people who look like us.
i personally agree with that, but these bluepillled hollywood jew writers don't, their betraying their own message.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Your posts are very interesting,

do you see that one where i found a sexhavers den in the woods yesterday morning?

 

[HotDogCel]

Just be donkey is law

 

[DNRcel]

do you see that one where i found a sexhavers den in the woods yesterday morning?

Dam lmao I will check it out

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Dam lmao I will check it out

{VIDEO} I found a sexhavers den in the woods

I was doing a early morning nature walk when I decided to take some pics. During my walk, I followed a trail of rubbish and old clothes and found a bag full of galviscon tablets and condoms. There was a tent hitched nearby, probably a homeless couple who dumped all this shit here. I'll post my...

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[Roastie Crusher]

according to chatgpt:

Potential Plot Hole?​

Some people believe there is a contradiction in how the curse works, leading to the following questions:

1. Why does Fiona turn into an ogre permanently after kissing Shrek?
   • The spell says she will take her "true form" after the kiss. Since her true love is Shrek (an ogre), her true form is an ogre. This is internally consistent with the logic of the movie.
2. Why does Fiona assume she’s supposed to stay human after the curse is broken?
   • Fiona was raised to believe that beauty means being human. She likely assumed that breaking the curse would leave her in her "beautiful" human form. However, the true meaning of the curse is that she takes the form that aligns with her true love, which turns out to be an ogre.
3. Why did the Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2 say Fiona was "supposed to be beautiful"?
   • This is more about societal expectations. The Fairy Godmother had a vested interest in Fiona marrying Prince Charming, so she manipulated Fiona into believing that staying human was the correct outcome. It doesn't mean the magic was faulty—just that Fiona misunderstood it