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Serious Should masturbating be a sport?

  • Thread starter Deleted member 20434
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Should masturbating be a sport?

  • Yes

    Votes: 13 65.0%
  • No

    Votes: 7 35.0%

  • Total voters
    20
Deleted member 20434

Deleted member 20434

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I think masturbating should be a sport that some incels would excel at because it requires a lot of stamina.
 
Asking the questions that matter.
 
How are you supposed to "compete"
 
How are you supposed to "compete"

you are given porn to watch and must have either the slowest time busting, or the fastest depending on the competiton
 
How are you supposed to "compete"
2 or more individuals try to masturbate no homo. and whoever nuts last is the winner. edging is how u train i guess.
 
gay if you watch
 
Yes I don't see why not
 
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Imagine being professional fapper
 
No that's gay as shit
 
U guys are acting like ur going to be sitting next to another man or smth no obviously u would be in seperate rooms
 
Sounds retarded.I'd prefer to bring back the gladiator fights as as sport.
 
I could literally fap forever if I wasn't watching, listening or thinking about something good
 
What's your record?

Back then I only ejaculated during sleep though. But now for some reason I am sturuggling as well. Let us see of how far I can go this time. After 90 days I will look like this for sure:
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It should be a crime.
 
ricecels would dominate this sport
 
To make any money you'd need sponsors, spectators, media, etc.

Personally I don't wanna watch that and who does? (not rhetorical)
 
How are you supposed to "compete"
Whoever cooms first wins i guess. Or whoever cooms the most times in an allotted time.

my record is 8 seconds to coom (mesured by when I paused the vid I was fapping to)
 

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