Serious Should I see an escort?

[RegularManlet]

Idk

I'm horny and lonely all the time

My parents will be leaving the house for a few days in a week or so

So I will have time to sneak off to an escort without being questioned or even have one over for an outcall

I am 22 and a complete virgin never even got anywhere near a kiss

I just get so horny sometimes and I think it would make me stop thinking of sex all the time i dont even know, my life is just so boring too so it could be something interesting for me

I look at escorts online but it just seems so expensive and I am not rich and my neetbux is temporarily suspended

It also seems confusing to get an escort online, it feels like a lot of them use fake pics

@Robb97 @BlackCel_from_ZA @SociallyStupid @prajeet88 @ilieknothing @Pancakecel

 

[RegularManlet]

Also when I coom I immediately do not want to hire an escort but idk

 

[Dr. Autismo]

i think you should, yes.
Its that or nothing

 

[Cryotron]

If you have the money i think you should

 

[RegularManlet]

i think you should, yes.
Its that or nothing

On one hand its either that... or my hand

But I really do not want to and never wanted to lose my virginity this way

But at the same time I do want to lose my virginity

If you have the money i think you should

Kind of, I have some, but I am not rich by any means, I am an unemployed neetbuxxer

 

[Dr. Autismo]

On one hand its either that... or my hand

But I really do not want to and never wanted to lose my virginity this way

But at the same time I do want to lose my virginity

then go see an escort, if you got the cash and shes got the time, theres no problem.

 

[RegularManlet]

then go see an escort, if you got the cash and shes got the time, theres no problem.

I'm worried I will regret losing my virginity to a hooker

Thats assuming it all goes well, what if my first time goes like shit kek

 

[Cryotron]

On one hand its either that... or my hand

But I really do not want to and never wanted to lose my virginity this way

But at the same time I do want to lose my virginity



Kind of, I have some, but I am not rich by any means, I am an unemployed neetbuxxer

I'm scared that experiencing how good sex is may make me a sex junkie so i would spend all my money and sell stuff just to get sex from hookers. I don't have the money for it, maybe it's a good thing lol

 

[RegularManlet]

I'm scared that experiencing how good sex is may make me a sex junkie so i would spend all my money and sell stuff just to get sex from hookers. I don't have the money for it, maybe it's a good thing lol

Yeah that is another concern too, I could probably end up getting like a oneitis for a hooker too, idk so many concerns like this

 

[KillNiggers]

I am scared my first experience with an escort is going to be rough/scam.

 

[juche necromancer]

Go to Pattaya it's close to you, if you fail to organically ascend hire a hooker there.

 

[RegularManlet]

I am scared my first experience with an escort is going to be rough/scam.

exactly yeah

Go to Pattaya it's close to you, if you fail to organically ascend hire a hooker there.

seems like too much effort, and how can I have a GF in thailand, I have to move there? It wouldnt work out if I even managed to find a girlfriend

 

[juche necromancer]

seems like too much effort, and how can I have a GF in thailand, I have to move there? It wouldnt work out if I even managed to find a girlfriend

Didn't say to find a girlfriend, just to ascend.

It requires close to no effort, only thing is whether you have the money, don't know how much the flights are.

Cebu in Pinoyland is better and closer to Chadstralia as well.

 

[SociallyStupid]

I look at escorts online but it just seems so expensive and I am not rich and my neetbux is temporarily suspended

I didn't do it yet. And if you have money troubles, I also don't think it's a good idea. Quite often the experience with escorts isn't that great from what I have read, in order to have a higher likelyhood of a good experience you would need to do a lot of research, read reviews etc. and then still probably only 1/4 of all experiences would be worth it. If you have money troubles I guess you could not pay for 4 sessions. I think @OutcompetedByRoomba prepared for months when seeing his first escort.

 

[Cryotron]

I didn't do it yet. And if you have money troubles, I also don't think it's a good idea. Quite often the experience with escorts isn't that great from what I have read, in order to have a higher likelyhood of a good experience you would need to do a lot of research, read reviews etc. and then still probably only 1/4 of all experiences would be worth it. If you have money troubles I guess you could not pay for 4 sessions. I think @OutcompetedByRoomba prepared for months when seeing his first escort.

How fucking brutal this is for men, have to look up for a hooker, read reviews, prepare yourself lol, while any woman can just go on the street or online and ask ANY man to have sex with her and she will get it for free, any amount of times she wishes per day.

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

Also when I coom I immediately do not want to hire an escort but idk

Just redo this constantly, it's better.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

my neetbux is temporarily suspended

why?

 

[Incline]

Go to Pattaya it's close to you, if you fail to organically ascend hire a hooker there.

 

[Incline]

Go to Pattaya it's close to you, if you fail to organically ascend hire a hooker there.

Pattaya is like 99% whores lol

 

[ilieknothing]

Online is iffy, irl is safer if you live where it is legal

 

[copemaxx9002]

Idk

I'm horny and lonely all the time

My parents will be leaving the house for a few days in a week or so

So I will have time to sneak off to an escort without being questioned or even have one over for an outcall

I am 22 and a complete virgin never even got anywhere near a kiss

I just get so horny sometimes and I think it would make me stop thinking of sex all the time i dont even know, my life is just so boring too so it could be something interesting for me

I look at escorts online but it just seems so expensive and I am not rich and my neetbux is temporarily suspended

It also seems confusing to get an escort online, it feels like a lot of them use fake pics

@Robb97 @BlackCel_from_ZA @SociallyStupid @prajeet88 @ilieknothing @Pancakecel

If amerimutt no they are all gross looking.

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

If amerimutt no they are all gross looking.

Good looking foids usually don't need to debase and defile themselves for cash like this

 

[RegularManlet]

Didn't say to find a girlfriend, just to ascend.

It requires close to no effort, only thing is whether you have the money, don't know how much the flights are.

Cebu in Pinoyland is better and closer to Chadstralia as well.

A one night stand in thailand then? Seems like alot of effort to travel an entire country just to have sex with some random gook whore, may as well just pay for an expensive escort at that point

Just redo this constantly, it's better.

I have thought about it lol

why?

i dont even know why other than my foid officer just wants to make life harder for me

Online is iffy, irl is safer if you live where it is legal

I am looking online, how do I do it irl? It's legal here

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

Idk

I'm horny and lonely all the time

My parents will be leaving the house for a few days in a week or so

So I will have time to sneak off to an escort without being questioned or even have one over for an outcall

I am 22 and a complete virgin never even got anywhere near a kiss

I just get so horny sometimes and I think it would make me stop thinking of sex all the time i dont even know, my life is just so boring too so it could be something interesting for me

I look at escorts online but it just seems so expensive and I am not rich and my neetbux is temporarily suspended

It also seems confusing to get an escort online, it feels like a lot of them use fake pics

@Robb97 @BlackCel_from_ZA @SociallyStupid @prajeet88 @ilieknothing @Pancakecel

Escortceling will not cure your loneliness

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Escortmaxxing is literally the only option, sounds it could be the solution for you.

Go CREAMPIE escort pussy, get it out of your system

 

[RegularManlet]

Escortceling will not cure your loneliness

Maybe I could have a sexual experience finally though, I also wouldnt be lonely for a couple hours too

 

[adharmi]

Do it

 

[VideoGameCoper]

If you a legally find one, go for it. I would try it but it’s not legal in my state, and I’m too autistic to find one through a massage parlor or some shit

 

[ilieknothing]

I am looking online, how do I do it irl? It's legal here

Where do you live? I know in the Netherlands there is the red light district, in Australia and New Zealand you can go to brothels.

 

[RegularManlet]

Where do you live? I know in the Netherlands there is the red light district, in Australia and New Zealand you can go to brothels.

Australia

 

[ilieknothing]

Australia

Then just google the brothels near where you live. Zero risk of getting scammed

 

[Redbeard7]

I suppose these are the concerns:

- Might fall for a hooker

- Might get an STD

- Might regret losing your virginity to a hooker

- Might get addicted to having sex with hookers

- Might fail to perform due to anxiety/porn addiction


I wrote a piece a while ago however on the potential benefits:

Potential benefits of prostitution for an individual man

“At least 20 percent of American men born between 1933 and 1942 had their first sexual intercourse with a prostitute.” - SuperFreakonomics Prostitution is a trade much older than humans, observable among chimpanzees, monkeys, penguins and hummingbirds. Sex is in the most basic tier...

neets.net

Personal advice

You probably need to be in decent physical and mental condition if you're going to have sex, which means:

1. Quit porn for months and abstain from masturbation for weeks prior to seeing the prostitute

How to quit porn (foolproof)

You have to stop owning private internet devices. It sounds obvious but I don't think you'll get this advice from content creators because they are financially dependent on people watching their videos/following them on social media etc., which requires internet access. It's also unlikely to be...

incels.is

2. Get fit (lift weights, running, lots of walking, sport etc.)

3. Accomplish something to boost confidence (could be passing your driving test if you haven't already)

I advocate buying an outcall if feasible due to the familiar and more controlled environment. Incalls are more intimidating and thus increase anxiety. I would even advocate getting the GFE (girlfriend experience) and getting to know her a bit before having sex, as this would further reduce anxiety and increase feelings of attachment and thus arousal (the problem here however is the greater risk of developing feelings for the prostitute).

I think it's more likely that you will regret not doing it than doing it. If you don't do it then you'll remain addicted to porn, which is much worse.​

 

[nophoidz4me]

I suppose these are the concerns:

- Might fall for a hooker

- Might get an STD

- Might regret losing your virginity to a hooker

- Might get addicted to having sex with hookers

- Might fail to perform due to anxiety/porn addiction


I wrote a piece a while ago however on the potential benefits:

Potential benefits of prostitution for an individual man

“At least 20 percent of American men born between 1933 and 1942 had their first sexual intercourse with a prostitute.” - SuperFreakonomics Prostitution is a trade much older than humans, observable among chimpanzees, monkeys, penguins and hummingbirds. Sex is in the most basic tier...

neets.net

Personal advice

You probably need to be in decent physical and mental condition if you're going to have sex, which means:

1. Quit porn for months and abstain from masturbation for weeks prior to seeing the prostitute

How to quit porn (foolproof)

You have to stop owning private internet devices. It sounds obvious but I don't think you'll get this advice from content creators because they are financially dependent on people watching their videos/following them on social media etc., which requires internet access. It's also unlikely to be...

incels.is

2. Get fit (lift weights, running, lots of walking, sport etc.)

3. Accomplish something to boost confidence (could be passing your driving test if you haven't already)

I advocate buying an outcall if feasible due to the familiar and more controlled environment. Incalls are more intimidating and thus increase anxiety. I would even advocate getting the GFE (girlfriend experience) and getting to know her a bit before having sex, as this would further reduce anxiety and increase feelings of attachment and thus arousal (the problem here however is the greater risk of developing feelings for the prostitute).

I think it's more likely that you will regret not doing it than doing it. If you don't do it then you'll remain addicted to porn, which is much worse.​

Excellent advice...

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

You probably need to be in decent physical and mental condition if you're going to have sex, which means:

1. Quit porn for months and abstain from masturbation for weeks prior to seeing the prostitute

???? you will cum quick and lose your money. what the fuck? who can be months without masturbating/watching porn? someone who does not need to see a prostitute

 

[Customs]

Yes
See an escort 2/4 times to get some sex XP
You will feel disgusted about yourself the first time tho but on long term its quite benefic and you will stop thinking about sex and sacralizing the thing

 

[Redbeard7]

???? you will cum quick and lose your money. what the fuck? who can be months without masturbating/watching porn? someone who does not need to see a prostitute

"34 y.o. KHHV dateless"

Not a desirable state of affairs.

"you will cum quick"

YMMV

"lose your money"

Money is for buying goods and services, like prostitution.

"who can be months without masturbating/watching porn?"

Probably someone who is intent on improving their life rather than wallowing in sh*t and self-pity.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Money is for buying goods and services, like prostitution.

I would need to spend at least 220 euros (kissing not included, 50 euros extra) and I have lifelong PE. Not worth it. I rather buy PS Plus membership and games (on sales only and pre-owned discs!).

I would also need to use a taxi and that is expensive.

Probably someone who is intent on improving their life rather than wallowing in sh*t and self-pity.

I see no reason why non-fakecels should deny masturbation from themselves. How is torturing yourself improving your life? Only those who think they can ascend do this.

 

[Sloth Vs Kanga]

If it helps you cope, go ahead

 

[Redbeard7]

I would need to spend at least 220 euros (kissing not included, 50 euros extra) and I have lifelong PE. Not worth it. I rather buy PS Plus membership and games (on sales only and pre-owned discs!).

I would also need to use a taxi and that is expensive.


I see no reason why non-fakecels should deny masturbation from themselves. How is torturing yourself improving your life? Only those who think they can ascend do this.

"I have lifelong PE"

If you have an immutable medical problem then that does alter the equation. As I said, YMMV.

I personally rarely play video games and when I do it's my old stuff which doesn't cost anything. Whether you have money to spend on prostitutes depends on 1. your priorities 2. how much money you have. These variables will vary widely on this forum.

"How is torturing yourself improving your life?"

Exercising is often painful or mildly unpleasant while I am doing it but I feel better if I do than if I don't. Whereas pigging out (or jerking off a lot) feels good in the moment but makes you feel worse generally. The same is true with drugs like ecstasy to a greater degree.

"Only those who think they can ascend do this."

Even if you can't "ascend" it's probably a good idea to value your health. But pretty much all of us (barring serious health problems) could "ascend" with a prostitute. The term "incel" is largely a misnomer imo as few people are genuinely involuntarily celibate (given the existence of legal prostitution in many nations and jurisdictions), romantic starvation is more accurate.​

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

Don't do it now that your money is unstable. Sounds like at some point you will see an escort considering you're already looking them up. When you do reach out to an escort you can verify by doing a FaceTime call, that way you don't get catfished. And when you reach out to them begin by saying something like "I'm looking for a quick date, I got 100 roses." That way you already told them what you expect from them and what you're willing to pay.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Even if you can't "ascend" it's probably a good idea to value your health.

it's unhealthy for the prostate not to ejaculate. i have chronic prostatitis also. cancer risk increases also if not ejaculating for weeks or months.

how does abstaining helps physical and mental condition?

 

[Redbeard7]

it's unhealthy for the prostate not to ejaculate. i have chronic prostatitis also. cancer risk increases also if not ejaculating for weeks or months.

how does abstaining helps physical and mental condition?

"cancer risk increases also if not ejaculating for weeks or months"

Says "the science". The same people who will tell you that masturbating every day has no negative effects.

It's traditional wisdom that masturbation drains energy and reduces ones virility. Any normal or healthy man can test this for themselves.

 

[Izaya]

do it once cant stay a virgin forever