Should I lie to future coworkers that I have a girlfriend?

[Deleted member 18193]

At my last job when I was asked if I had a girlfriend I was honest with them and told them no. But it didn't end well, lead to them claiming to want to help(let's get you a date) while also low key mocking me (which I didn't really care but it'd be better if it didn't happen) with one guy in his 40s telling me "Who's not getting a phone number? its you! you aren't!" in a singing voice. It was funny most of the time(Yes, I can take a joke lol) since he didn't seem to have the outright intention of mocking but I wonder If I'd be taken more seriously and not joked with as much If I'd just told them I had one from the get go.

If I get another job, should I just lie to them if the question comes up? Anyone who has done this with coworkers, what's the best way to lie about it? I obviously don't ever plan on hanging out with any of them so they'd never really be able to catch my lie without finding some inconsistency (or demanding to look at my phone).

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

No.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

Don’t bother, they’ll know anyways tbh

 

[ReallyRice]

Fakecel if people can't tell you're KHHV just by looking at you.

 

[Deleted member 18193]

No.

Don’t bother, they’ll know anyways tbh

Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess this is more about them leaving me alone (which probably won't happen anyways) so why bother lying

Fakecel if people can't tell you're KHHV just by looking at you.

Actually, it reminded me (after I wrote this) about something back in HS - where some dudes mockingly said "You don't have a girlfriend, do you?" and then started snickering. So yea, better to be honest and hope they don't try to virtue signal

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Just say you had a break up.
Advantages - Sympathy and non-incel status.
Disadvantages - none.

 

[Deleted member 21883]

1. Virgin pride.
2. What if a nice girl thinks you are already taken because you lied about having a girlfriend?

 

[Deleted member 18193]

Just say you had a break up.
Advantages - Sympathy and non-incel status.
Disadvantages - none.

high iq. This should've came to mind tbh

 

[Deleted member 27495]

Why the fuck would they ask if you have a GF, how is that even relevant. What assholes, they probably asked you that just to inflate their egos.

I worked at mcdonalds for awhile when I was younger and they always bullied me and tried to get me to make self-deprecating jokes, when I stayed silent it was just relentless harassment. I just walked out and never came back on one of the days.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

high iq. This should've came to mind tbh

If you can pull it off, say that your dick was too big, therefore painful for most of your partners and you are celibate.

 

[Deleted member 18193]

Why the fuck would they ask if you have a GF, how is that even relevant. What assholes, they probably asked you that just to inflate their egos.

I worked at mcdonalds for awhile when I was younger and they always bullied me and tried to get me to make self-deprecating jokes, when I stayed silent it was just relentless harassment. I just walked out and never came back on one of the days.

The guy who bugged me the most was a divorced unhappy fat manlet in his 40s (I think). So yeah it was probably him projecting his past insecurity to make himself feel better since he was almost nearly an incel.
I walked out also, and I don't regret it.

 

[Deleted member 24256]

No.

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Fakecel if people can't tell you're KHHV just by looking at you.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Fakecel if people can't tell you're KHHV just by looking at you.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

Why would that even be asked at a job interview? I would just say that I had one a long time ago or something.

 

[Uglymuggly]

Fakecel if people can't tell you're KHHV just by looking at you.

Sometimes boomers can’t cause In their day it wasn’t really a thing for men to be KHHV’s like it is today

 

[Idotms]

it's dumb
Just say it's private if someone asks u

 

[Bakura806]

They can tell you are lying because of your ugly face.

 

[Deleted member 24272]

Yes you should
People in general trust man with girlfriends more

 

[LooksAreLife]

Fakecel if people can't tell you're KHHV just by looking at you.

 

[Fat Link]

If you want to go the honest route while still protecting your privacy in your most pleasant acting way tell them graciously that you don’t discuss religion, politics or past or current relationships with your fellow co workers.

If they press for a reason just tell them through time and experience you’ve discovered this to be the best course of action to maintain a pleasant work environment.

Alternatively if you don’t mind lying just tell them that you’ve been dating on and off for a while now taking breaks here and there from it due to some bad experiences, false starts and having been led on and let down but assure them with the blue pilled nonsense that NPC’s just love to hear that you haven’t “given up on women” and are still patiently “waiting for the right one” to come into your life and you’re sure she’s out there but you “just have to keep on looking” until you find her etc, etc.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

At my last job when I was asked if I had a girlfriend I was honest with them and told them no. But it didn't end well, lead to them claiming to want to help(let's get you a date) while also low key mocking me (which I didn't really care but it'd be better if it didn't happen) with one guy in his 40s telling me "Who's not getting a phone number? its you! you aren't!" in a singing voice. It was funny most of the time(Yes, I can take a joke lol) since he didn't seem to have the outright intention of mocking but I wonder If I'd be taken more seriously and not joked with as much If I'd just told them I had one from the get go.

If I get another job, should I just lie to them if the question comes up? Anyone who has done this with coworkers, what's the best way to lie about it? I obviously don't ever plan on hanging out with any of them so they'd never really be able to catch my lie without finding some inconsistency (or demanding to look at my phone).

i don't think so, people make fun about those that do this.

in fact normies are so aggro about this one they even say that a guy is lying about having a gf, if he doesn't look sexually attractive enough.

just fade into the background if you can't befriend those people, if you befriend them then the truth will come out either way and maybe they can help. people who aren't your friends should just mind their own business.

 

[Warehouse Boy]

If they're gonna discriminate then yes

Just say she took a 6 month assignment in Brazil or something

 

[Transcended Trucel]

wear a ring, i wear a ring on the ring finger. no one asks anything

 

[Ellsworth]

Yes but “break up” with her within a few weeks so they don’t catch on.

 

[Emba]

The ring helps...

wear a ring, i wear a ring on the ring finger. no one asks anything

Sometimes...

If you want to go the honest route while still protecting your privacy in your most pleasant acting way tell them graciously that you don’t discuss religion, politics or past or current relationships with your fellow co workers.

If they press for a reason just tell them through time and experience you’ve discovered this to be the best course of action to maintain a pleasant work environment.

Alternatively if you don’t mind lying just tell them that you’ve been dating on and off for a while now taking breaks here and there from it due to some bad experiences, false starts and having been led on and let down but assure them with the blue pilled nonsense that NPC’s just love to hear that you haven’t “given up on women” and are still patiently “waiting for the right one” to come into your life and you’re sure she’s out there but you “just have to keep on looking” until you find her etc, etc.

Bolo! Be on the lookout for love!


I did it all bro's.

Eventually i decided on "the widower."
(She died.... I don't want to talk about it.)

But by that time nobody asked.

 

[Cruel]

Yes dude. If you are a curry just tell it was arranged.

 

[NormScum]

Yes bro

It's better for you, plus normies deserve to be lied to anyway

 

[JestER]

Fakecel if people can't tell you're KHHV just by looking at you.

Fakecel if people can't tell you're KHHV just by looking at you.

Fakecel if people can't tell you're KHHV just by looking at you.

 

[Shower_Taker]

Depends on your work environment. If it’s a casual / part time job then it shouldn’t really matter. If you have an office job or something more permanent, then I’d say it depends on your age.

I say this because office environments are notoriously gossip hungry and stepping over egos is a tool people use there to get ahead. If this is your case and you’re pushing 30, honestly OP consider making up a lie. People get suspicious about fully grown men who are openly alone, and that suspicion can range from people thinking you’re a loser, in the closet, or even think that you’re a sicko.

 

[FinnCel]

Don’t bother, they’ll know anyways tbh

This

 

[Urekkim]

I wouldnt bother, normies can usually tell by your tone