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what do you guys think? :feelshehe: I'd also have to lie about my last name coz I'm googleable. maybe I could say 26 instead of 31. if she's young :feelsEhh: then I could say 23 maybe?

I've seen tales of guys ascending after larping age and the hole was in too deep after finding out so she stayed :feelsEhh: and after she's bred she's certainly hooked right :feelsdevil: rember, shlomo does NOT allow a significant age gap and holes respect shlomo's wishes to an absolute degree so I'm really thinking some years should be larped if possible.
 
What age would you say you look? Shouldn't be too hard to get away with if you look younger than you actually are
 
if an old roastie doesnt want you what makes you think a girl in prime age would want you
 
I tell people I'm under 18, even though I'm 22, and they believe me.
 
Are you attractive or subhuman? That's the only question that matters.
 
foids do it all the time anyway so go ahead
 
Go for it

Younger women are way more open minded
 
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What age would you say you look? Shouldn't be too hard to get away with if you look younger than you actually are
that's kinda hard to estimate for yourself ngl. probably not younger than 26 due to some eye wrinkle and imperfect hairline. like what's the youngest that can have eye wrinkle anyway :feelshehe:
foids do it all the time anyway so go ahead
Go for it
:feelsYall:
if an old roastie doesnt want you what makes you think a girl in prime age would want you
well I don't particularly care what old roast wants I'm just trying my options :feelsEhh:
Are you attractive or subhuman? That's the only question that matters.
I have a few good qualities and a few dogshit ones :feelshaha: wouldn't say attractive no :feelswhere:
 
what do you guys think? :feelshehe: I'd also have to lie about my last name coz I'm googleable. maybe I could say 26 instead of 31. if she's young :feelsEhh: then I could say 23 maybe?

I've seen tales of guys ascending after larping age and the hole was in too deep after finding out so she stayed :feelsEhh: and after she's bred she's certainly hooked right :feelsdevil: rember, shlomo does NOT allow a significant age gap and holes respect shlomo's wishes to an absolute degree so I'm really thinking some years should be larped if possible.
As if ur approaching them
 
If being 31 instead of 26 makes a difference for you, then you shouldn't be here. Go tell them you're 29 instead of 31 and it'll sound a lot less but be less of a lie too.
 
My brother's friend lied being 25 when he was 36 and everyone laughed at him. Don't overdo it.
 
Babyfacecels are fakecels just lie to ascend nigga
 
As if ur approaching them
nah that's retarded
My brother's friend lied being 25 when he was 36 and everyone laughed at him. Don't overdo it.
that's crazy :feelshmm: thing is if you google my name you can tell exactly how old I am :feelshaha: so I can't just do 3 years
If being 31 instead of 26 makes a difference for you, then you shouldn't be here. Go tell them you're 29 instead of 31 and it'll sound a lot less but be less of a lie too.
I gotta use all my cards tbh :feelshehe: will it work? probably not :feelsEhh:
Babyfacecels are fakecels just lie to ascend nigga
not babyface, just don't look quite like an oldcel just yet :feelshehe: but my eye area is getting there
 

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