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Experiment Should I join the military?

TheProphetMuscle

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I'm not a fan of the US government but joining military and getting benefits seems a lot better than being a wage cuck at a repetitive job for 12 bucks an hour. My parents really don't want me to join but it just seems way more interesting than an entree level job. I'd hate to get shot or blown up and if I end up changing my mind, I'm stuck with it. Any other youngcels thinking about it or what would people who have done it would have to say?
 
You won’t get shot or blown up. Go for it
 
Nah fuck contributing to the ZOG military. I couldn’t be apart of a military that kills Iraqi children for cheaper oil.
 
Just try to get a cozy job where the risk of being deployed is nearly 0 and it would probably be a good idea.

I couldn’t pass a physical or else I’d have joined.
 
If you don't want to be bored out of your mind at a laborious 9 to 5 job then maybe its a good option for you to take
 
Nah fuck contributing to the ZOG military. I couldn’t be apart of a military that kills Iraqi children for cheap oil.
The only war I'd fight in is a war to go to other countries and make jb's our sexslaves.
 
Don't do it op.
 
if the objective of the military is not to eliminate the men and older women of a nation and enslave the JBs then it is not a good cause
 
it's not the place to go with anyone who is socially anxious or out of shape. The basic training would be a living hell. i'd rather work a low-class job but that's just me
 
Do you like waking up at 6 in the morning and being free after 4?
 
no, dont serve your country which doesnt care about your inceldom
 
I actually did join the army. I quit during training. I hated it. I hated being surrounded by loud normalfags all the time. It is retarded. No. You're not going to be some badass killer soldier. You're going to get deployed and do nothing your entire career. All these military faggots that think they are awesome are a joke. 99% of them haven't done anything.
 
Incel who actually served in the US military and has combat experience here.

Honestly, it was the best decision I made in my life. Yes, you are surrounded by normalfags, but if you aren't a snowflake and are high IQ enough to get a decent job and adapt to local politics then it is a pretty sweet gig. I would actually recommend the Marines if you are able to get a job in intelligence and are fit enough to maintain a 1st class PFT tbh tbh, ngl. One of my major regrets in life was not going back into the service as a HUMINT Marine when specifically asked.
 
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its like real life COD but with a huge handicap. could be fun as long as you don't get seriously injured.
 
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military is cool if you're kicked out the house or something and have nowhere to go and nothing to do with your life.

I wouldn't worry about getting blown up. I probably would have militaried but I probably wouldn't pass the mental health screening, in fact I could see myself being that one creepy quiet incel guy and going private pyle.
 
Voluntery torture tbhtbh ngl ded srs why? Tbh no pc lmao tfw
 

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