Serious Should i go to asian massage parlor???

[Furlossus]

Or this is fakn retarded idea?

 

[senses fail]

I thought about it myself? Whats the downside tho? Get a half massage half hand job. Cant be so bad unless like a sumo wrestler walks out

 

[Evkakiy]

Or this is fakn retarded idea?

I'm embarrassed to go outside, I wouldn't be able to, because I wouldn't want anyone to touch me.

 

[Reprisial]

Nothing to lose

 

[MountainGorilla]

Or this is fakn retarded idea?

Unless you like seeing teeth more yellow than a miner huffing asbestos, smelly breath, slanty beady eyes, uncanny valley expressions, shitty handjobs, and insectoid praying mantis sex rituals. Then go ahead. But only if you don't have any dignity left.

Maybe i'm extremely paranoid and i think these massage parlors are money laundering and honeypots.

 

[Furlossus]

Unless you like seeing teeth more yellow than a miner huffing asbestos, smelly breath, slanty beady eyes, uncanny valley expressions, shitty handjobs, and insectoid praying mantis sex rituals. Then go ahead. But only if you don't have any dignity left.

Maybe i'm extremely paranoid and i think these massage parlors are money laundering and honeypots.

Insectoid mating rituals XDDD

 

[ballistictesticles]

At one point I was going to try it, but I was having too many thoughts going through my mind, that's why I stopped.. Like MountainGorilla said up there, some massage parlors are usually money laundering or baits, which gives me those second thoughts. If you do plan on going, don't go to a cheap one.

 

[Emba]

Do you have enough ammo? - in wow

 

[Mecoja]

Go for it, it could be good to prepare you for escorting. I remember @epillepsy went to place like that and he said it was good.

 

[Kaisercel]

Might work as a psychological middle step toward escortcelling.

 

[HenkkaH]

Do you have enough ammo? - in wow

 

[Furlossus]

Do you have enough ammo? - in wow

Based