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SardonicArchmage

SardonicArchmage

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I know escrotmaxxing and whoremaxxing is shunned upon on this forum but I legit considering just going to a hooker sometime soon just to know what it feels like to have sex and get this over with even though its kinda illegal where I live (in minecraft) but I think you need to be pretty low IQ to get caught.
Any of you who done it? Would you reccomend it? My dillema is whether it will actually make me feel better or worse?
 
Yes, with 106cm tits
 
I know escrotmaxxing and whoremaxxing is shunned upon on this forum but I legit considering just going to a hooker sometime soon just to know what it feels like to have sex and get this over with even though its kinda illegal where I live (in minecraft) but I think you need to be pretty low IQ to get caught.
Any of you who done it? Would you reccomend it? My dillema is whether it will actually make me feel better or worse?
Whatever you say, GrAYwad
 
you shouldn't pay women. women should pay you for sex
 
I’ve thought about it but every time I read a review of the girl I feel disgusted
 
I know escrotmaxxing and whoremaxxing is shunned upon on this forum but I legit considering just going to a hooker sometime soon just to know what it feels like to have sex and get this over with even though its kinda illegal where I live (in minecraft) but I think you need to be pretty low IQ to get caught.
Any of you who done it? Would you reccomend it? My dillema is whether it will actually make me feel better or worse?
I’ve never done it (poorcel here), I’ve heard it feels good in the moment. But after you feel worse because there was no love in it and it hits you harder that no woman will ever give that to you willingly except for money. I’d say don’t you’ll feel worse after.
 
I’ve never done it (poorcel here), I’ve heard it feels good in the moment. But after you feel worse because there was no love in it and it hits you harder that no woman will ever give that to you willingly except for money. I’d say don’t you’ll feel worse after.
Would you prefer dying as a virgin though?
 
Would you prefer dying as a virgin though?
No I wouldnt, it’s a dilemma, if you do it you get temporary pleasure but more sadness after if you don’t do it you have no temporary pleasure but you don’t fall for the system. The system being where women use men (especially those in vulnerable situations like us). Either way you lose somehow and they win.
 
No I wouldnt, it’s a dilemma, if you do it you get temporary pleasure but more sadness after if you don’t do it you have no temporary pleasure but you don’t fall for the system. The system being where women use men (especially those in vulnerable situations like us). Either way you lose somehow and they win.
Exactly, although in my opinion as long as I don't make this a habit and just do it once nothing terrible will happen.
I mean look at it this way: It's the same as buying junk food which make the elite richer and you more unhealthy and sick, but enjoying it for a short period of time.
Might as well look at escorts the same way, you pay the bitch just to get your physical pleasure and get it over with, wouldn't you agree?
 
I guess put that way it’s alright, as you said might as well get it over with.
Be careful though, roasties are filed with stds
 
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I guess put that way it’s alright, as you said might as well get it over with.
Be careful though, roasties are filed with stds
If I stop posting after I manage to do it please spread my Greycel ashes across this god forsaken forum
 
Yes do it. For me it felt unreal the first time but it was good to know it. Problem is when you get a crush on the whore..(you should not).
 
Yes do it. For me it felt unreal the first time but it was good to know it. Problem is when you get a crush on the whore..(you should not).
Probably will though if I get too excited :feelskek:
 
It's your money, do whatever you want
 
Yes you should do it.
 
Do it but choose her well. You don't want to waste money on a hooker you don't actually find desirable.
My dillema is whether it will actually make me feel better or worse?
That will probably be a coin toss, tbh.

It could be great, it could be terrible. You can not know that in advance.

So hope for the best, but manage your expectations.
 
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Jfl ignore him he’s a egoist like most on this site.
and why wouldn't you be as a man? foids act like egotist cunts all their lives and society's interests run for the most part contrary to yours.
 
I'd wait until you absolutely 100% sure that's it completely over with absolutely no possible chance of any kind of ascension for the rest of your life. Don't do it if you're like 18 or something.
 
no youll get aids
 
This ain't OG, this shit smokin'
This shit Thrax for real (this that Thrax for real)
This that shit that have you chokin'
And got Tooka killed (it got Tooka killed)
Niggas chasin' clout and claimin' bodies they ain't do for real
And my bitch got ass shots
But I promise that this strap is real (rah, rah, rah)
This ain't OG, this shit smokin'
This shit Thrax for real (this that Thrax for real)
This that shit that have you chokin'
And got Tooka killed (it got Tooka killed)
Niggas chasin' clout and claimin' bodies they ain't do for real
And my bitch got ass shots
But I promise that this strap is real (rah, rah, rah, uh)
Niggas ain't gon' shoot for real
They ain't gon' shoot for real (they ain't gon' shoot)
Call up Muwop he grab his glock n he shoot to kill
 
and why wouldn't you be as a man? foids act like egotist cunts all their lives and society's interests run for the most part contrary to yours.
@BlkPillPres you see this shit.
 

You didn't have one of those sex education classes where you roll one onto a banana? That's a secure fit, ready for the hooker.

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I don't advise the OP waste too much money on this. They'll have their claws in his wallet. Particularly bad if he's a wage slave.
 
and why wouldn't you be as a man? foids act like egotist cunts all their lives and society's interests run for the most part contrary to yours.

1. Your egoism isn't valid like a woman's, women have a history of romantic success to back their ego, when you do it you are just being a childish idiot

2. Yeah millionaires don't have to work so by that logic take on a millionaires mindset and keep yourself broke and or homeless

Your entire mindset is just childish tit for tat nonsense, just because one person can do something (or "get away" with something) doesn't mean you can too (obviously)

You being an egoist only handicaps you, it doesn't help you, you are only hurting yourself, but good luck with that
 
I'd wait until you absolutely 100% sure that's it completely over with absolutely no possible chance of any kind of ascension for the rest of your life. Don't do it if you're like 18 or something.
Im 20 but as far as it goes for me I think Im finished. I've tried everything in the book and the only chance of ascension I will have is by age 27 by which I will be financialy independent (Im currently moneymaxxing) and some used roastie may wanna leech on me, so I might as well say its over as far as finding a normal female partner who actually wants to geniunely have sex with me.
 
Im 20 but as far as it goes for me I think Im finished. I've tried everything in the book and the only chance of ascension I will have is by age 27 by which I will be financialy independent (Im currently moneymaxxing) and some used roastie may wanna leech on me, so I might as well say its over as far as finding a normal female partner who actually wants to geniunely have sex with me.

No I'd try other things like gymmaxing first, give it another 5ish years.
 
just to know what it feels like to have sex and get this over with
Same reason I did it

even though its kinda illegal where I live (in minecraft) but I think you need to be pretty low IQ to get caught.
Same for me and yes, you have to be low IQ to get caught, here's the thing you need to realize, the police aren't stupid, if there's prostitution going on in an area, or a literal brothel (like where I went) then the police are in on it, so its very unlikely you'd get caught doing anything

If its picking up a hooker in a car then that's new territory for me, I would not be able to advise you at all, be very careful, talk to someone who know who has already done it and "knows the ropes"

Would you reccomend it?
Depends on what kind of person you are

If you are an egoist and you are obsessed with women being attracted to you and "mutual romantic interest" then don't do it, but it depends on how ugly you are lol. If you are hopelessly ugly then you are wasting your time "waiting for the one" and you might as well do it now and not waste years being sex starved

If you are like me and you couldn't give a shit about consent or mutual attraction, then for sure do it, you will enjoy it alot, and afterwards you will feel a great weight lifted from your mind that you held for years for being a virgin

Talking to women (co-workers) will be easier, talking to people in general will be easier, getting caught up in conversations about sex won't feel awkward and you won't feel like running off, because you'll atleast have some knowledge, knowledge enough that you can convince others that you aren't a virgin and you won't be the joke of the work place

My dillema is whether it will actually make me feel better or worse?

Depends on your answer to above, if you are an egoist no, you'll hate it, if you just want to have sex and you see women as "someone to fuck" rather than "someone to validate my worth" then you'll enjoy it

Depends on the whore though

Don't go after a thicc bitch if its your first time, I regret that, I could not handle all of that ass, I couldn't do shit, and her weight was hurting my pelvis in cow girl position :feelskek: (she was just slamming down onto me). Go for a petite bitch if you can get one, the next time I fuck a whore (2nd time) I'm going in that direction, I'm sure I'll enjoy myself more too

Do not rush yourself either, I rushed myself and did not get maximum enjoyment, and that's because a guy dropped me off there and I had to rush back to work to get picked up by a parent and pretend like I had evening shift that day, and all sorts of drama lol. I could have really enjoyed myself if I had more time
 
I don't advise the OP waste too much money on this. They'll have their claws in his wallet. Particularly bad if he's a wage slave.
What do you mean?
 
No I'd try other things like gymmaxing first, give it another 5ish years.

Do not listen to retarded advice like above lol, 5 more years of sex starvation isn't going to make a difference, its as simple as HOW UGLY ARE YOU?

If you can rate objectively, then you know what you are

Also its based on what you want from life

Like I said before, if you are still clinging to that "wife and kids" dream then hold out if you want, but if you are really ugly then you'd be wasting time. But if you are like a 5 (or white and a 4) then you can wait if you want

I never really wanted the wife and kids thing, I just wanted to fuck my days away with beautiful women, so fucking whores doesn't seem like this "giant taboo" to me that there's "no going back from"

There's no reason for you to wait 5 years to "finally decide", you can decide right now

IS THE DREAM YOU ARE CLINGING TO FEASIBLE OR NOT?

If the answer is no then don't waste anymore time, because 5 years later the answer will be the same 9 times out of 10

The guys who tell themselves "I'll give myself 5 more years" KEEP GIVING THEMSELVES MORE YEARS and then one day you wake up as @FrothySolutions, a 50+ year old virgin that spends time on reddit asking normies how he can get laid and get invited to parties filled with 20 year olds (the guy is delusion, that's what happens when you keep denying reality and coping)

What do you mean?

He's saying he thinks you are a cuck that will start orbiting whores after you fuck them
 
What do you mean?

You're basically having some foid exploit you for money and they may have a pimp who's making money from them. If you have a low paid job we're talking an entire weeks pay for one hour, for something non-incels get for free. I'd only do it as a last resort. Really work on self improvement as far as you can and if that doesn't work out then you go ahead. Save and invest your money into the long term while you're at it, there are gold digger foids or foids from foreign countries who will be interested. So that's my advice there.
Do not listen to retarded advice like above lol, 5 more years of sex starvation isn't going to make a difference, its as simple as HOW UGLY ARE YOU?

5 years to work on getting some washboard abs, get a decent amount of money built up, self improvement and perhaps some cosmetic surgery if he's really that badly disfigured. He would ascend naturally doing that. If he starts fucking hookers now that's all he will do for the rest of his life. Perhaps he will ascend in 3 years rather than 5 who knows. It'll give him something to work toward.
 
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You're basically having some foid exploit you for money and they may have a pimp who's making money from them. If you have a low paid job we're talking an entire weeks pay for one hour, for something non-incels get for free. I'd only do it as a last resort. Really work on self improvement as far as you can and if that doesn't work out then you go ahead. Save and invest your money into the long term while you're at it, there are gold digger foids or foids from foreign countries who will be interested. So that's my advice there.
Nah men where I live a decent whore costs around 3-4 hours of work so its not that bad considering thr fact I dont have to put all the money and time and effort normie tier guys put into their 3/10 girlfriend just to get some pussy
He's saying he thinks you are a cuck that will start orbiting whores after you fuck them
KEK at orbiting used beef :feelskek:
 
5 years to work on getting some washboard abs, get a decent amount of money built up, self improvement
:soy::bluepill:

Just give 110% in life bro, doesn't matter if at the end of all that effort you end up with a woman severely below your league that didn't have to put in half of that effort, man up and waste years being horny as fuck when you can simply fuck whores and self improve for your own sake rather than for the sake of "BEING WORTH A WOMAN'S TIME"

You must be one of those guys that "hates himself" because you don't realize how much you are downgrading yourself and men in general by speaking like this

Look at all the shit you listed that requires a ton of time and effort, and he's supposed to do ALL OF THAT, just so that women acknowledge his existence?

YOU OVERVALUE WOMEN'S WORTH (they clearly mean a lot to you)

If he starts fucking hookers now that's all he will do for the rest of his life
And?

Seriously I want you to address this, this is not a rhetorical question

Why are you stating this like this is some obvious thing to sway him out of doing it

The sex will be amazing, it will be cheaper than dating and being married in the long run, he won't ever have to worry about being cheated on, or raising some other guys child, or being divorce raped and having his hard earned money stolen, etc, etc, etc

It would literally just be a life of bliss, endless amazing sexual pleasure with a string of beautiful women for years and years

Do you ever ask yourself why its usually always rich married men that cheat (especially celebrities)

Its because monogamy is forced, and the more resources you have to fuck other women, and the more offers you get from women to fuck you, the less you are going to want to stick to just one woman

So why delude yourself about what you are?

Why not just skip to the end and just fuck beautiful women, and stop kidding yourself?


It'll give him something to work toward.

If you have to WORK towards getting into a relationship while the other party basically JUST FUCKING EXISTS to get into a relationship with you

I'D ARGUE THAT IS NOT SOMETHING WORTH WORKING TOWARDS

You have a cucked mindset, you are literally demanding that he spend years of pain and hard work just to have to settle for a woman below his looks league, and yes she WILL be below his looks league, he'll be ripped with washboard abs and a ton of money standing next to some waste of space kinda fat "5/10 with makeup on" whore

My goodnes, all that effort really payed off huh? :feelskek:

Ones effort should be worth the reward, and when it comes to dating and relationships in this era THE JUICE JUST ISN'T WORTH THE SQUEEZE.

I'm pretty sure I've already fucked a whore hotter than any woman any coping incel that is "holding out" will marry in the future, but you are suggesting that they put in a ton of effort just to end up with low tier used up goods

If you think he's going to end up with a stacey you are coping, incels end up with lard assess, fat women, or women with children out of wedlock, that's how it usually goes when you play the "hold out for the future" game






we're talking an entire weeks pay for one hour, for something non-incels get for free

@SardonicArchmage
1. This is why I want to stop calling it "escortcelling" and instead call it "hookercelling", because the term has the implications of "hiring an escort", which are all overpriced, so most guys really think you are spending a weeks worth of money to fuck, we really need to start calling this hookercelling

@Darkenzo
2. No such thing as "free sex", guys need to stop saying this nonsense
 
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Nah men where I live a decent whore costs around 3-4 hours of work
What $50??


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85cL1HisrNc


That's probably a bit too cheap though tbh, I mean don't see anyone on the streets or anything. Minimum of three times that amount for a proper online agency or something.

so its not that bad considering thr fact I dont have to put all the money and time and effort normie tier guys put into their 3/10 girlfriend just to get some pussy

KEK at orbiting used beef :feelskek:

Look here look, you could ascend naturally by 24 or something. Don't mess around with cheap ass $50 hookers just yet, prime of life.

51UTj6x6buL.jpg


'100 Not Out: How I went from a 24 year old virgin to sleeping with over 100 women by 27'​

 
What $50??


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85cL1HisrNc


That's probably a bit too cheap though tbh, I mean don't see anyone on the streets or anything. Minimum of three times that amount for a proper online agency or something.



Look here look, you could ascend naturally by 24 or something. Don't mess around with cheap ass $50 hookers just yet, prime of life.

51UTj6x6buL.jpg


'100 Not Out: How I went from a 24 year old virgin to sleeping with over 100 women by 27'​


What will I do till 24 then? Jacking off to porn it kinda pathetic and if I dont jack off I go crazy after 10 days
 
:soy::bluepill:

Just give 110% in life bro, doesn't matter if at the end of all that effort you end up with a woman severely below your league that didn't have to put in half of that effort, man up and waste years being horny as fuck when you can simply fuck whores and self improve for your own sake rather than for the sake of "BEING WORTH A WOMAN'S TIME"

You must be one of those guys that "hates himself" because you don't realize how much you are downgrading yourself and men in general by speaking like this

Look at all the shit you listed that requires a ton of time and effort, and he's supposed to do ALL OF THAT, just so that women acknowledge his existence?

YOU OVERVALUE WOMEN'S WORTH (they clearly mean a lot to you)


And?

Seriously I want you to address this, this is not a rhetorical question

Why are you stating this like this is some obvious thing to sway him out of doing it

The sex will be amazing, it will be cheaper than dating and being married in the long run, he won't ever have to worry about being cheated on, or raising some other guys child, or being divorce raped and having his hard earned money stolen, etc, etc, etc

It would literally just be a life of bliss, endless amazing sexual pleasure with a string of beautiful women for years and years

Do you ever ask yourself why its usually always rich married men that cheat (especially celebrities)

Its because monogamy is forced, and the more resources you have to fuck other women, and the more offers you get from women to fuck you, the less you are going to want to stick to just one woman

So why delude yourself about what you are?

Why not just skip to the end and just fuck beautiful women, and stop kidding yourself?




If you have to WORK towards getting into a relationship while the other party basically JUST FUCKING EXISTS to get into a relationship with you

I'D ARGUE THAT IS NOT SOMETHING WORTH WORKING TOWARDS

You have a cucked mindset, you are literally demanding that he spend years of pain and hard work just to have to settle for a woman below his looks league, and yes she WILL be below his looks league, he'll be ripped with washboard abs and a ton of money standing next to some waste of space kinda fat "5/10 with makeup on" whore

My goodnes, all that effort really payed off huh? :feelskek:

Ones effort should be worth the reward, and when it comes to dating and relationships in this era THE JUICE JUST ISN'T WORTH THE SQUEEZE.

I'm pretty sure I've already fucked a whore hotter than any woman any coping incel that is "holding out" will marry in the future, but you are suggesting that they put in a ton of effort just to end up with low tier used up goods

If you think he's going to end up with a stacey you are coping, incels end up with lard assess, fat women, or women with children out of wedlock, that's how it usually goes when you play the "hold out for the future" game








@SardonicArchmage
1. This is why I want to stop calling it "escortcelling" and instead call it "hookercelling", because the term has the implications of "hiring an escort", which are all overpriced, so most guys really think you are spending a weeks worth of money to fuck, we really need to start calling this hookercelling

@Darkenzo
2. No such thing as "free sex", guys need to stop saying this nonsense

That's just my advice to him if I were in his shoes rn. You can give him your advice if you like and he may be more interested in that, it's up to him.
 
51UTj6x6buL.jpg


'100 Not Out: How I went from a 24 year old virgin to sleeping with over 100 women by 27'​


The exception does not disprove the rule, if I have to tell you this, then you probably shouldn't be this

Guess what, there's probably a guy who was a virgin up to the age of 35 and then had sex with many women afterwards, probably a guy who did the same in his 40's too, your example is just cherry picked nonsense, one can equally argue you should wait till you are 35 based on the same logic and its ridiculous

We'd just be using cherry picked cases of lucky guys, the exception to the rule

Most guys who are virgins till 24 are likely virgins for life
 

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