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Should I get a sword?

tehgymcel420

tehgymcel420

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Will it impress women, maybe a scimitar?
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@Zesto
 
please do it and flex it hard
 
@Ritalincel can chop up anyone of us with his swords tbh.
 
It is pretty fun to practice striking the air with a sword. Do it
 
Women will get so hot when they see you with it.

Don't forget about us when you ascend.

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Women will get so hot when they see you with it.

Don't forget about us when you ascend.

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Running sword game only works for that guy because he's white, will it work for an ethnic?
 
Running sword game only works for that guy because he's white, will it work for an ethnic?
kek the whole point of the image is that it isn't working you spastic
 
Running sword game only works for that guy because he's white, will it work for an ethnic?

No. You must be a white guy to reach this level of ascension via swords:

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Sorry. It's a prerequisite.
 
get a katana, mall ninja game is legit
 
>le neckbeard maymay

Show me a picture of a non Chad looking cool with a sword. This is what betas and soycucks look like with swords:

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The edgier the hobby, the more Chad you have to be to pull it off without coming off as a horrible loser.

Even Chad could barely get away with this type of shit.

What you think you look like with a sword:
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What you really look like:

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And that guy's actually a Chadlite at a minimum. Look how bad the sword failo is. He drops 2 points from it easily.
 
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Get a nice knife or collect diffrent knives. Swords are too big.
 
If you do get one, make sure it is functional and not just a wall-hanger. Preferably made out of 10xx carbon steel or 5160 spring steel or perhaps CPM 3V. A good heat treat is mandatory no matter what material is used. Get it either from a custom bladesmith or a well-known sword manufacturer such as Darksword Armory or Albion.

Also, while it's a cool possession to have, swords are obviously largely useless for actual fighting these days.
 
a sword is a great virginity protector.
 
I have 3 swords. 2 confederate and one scimitar machete shit


You won't need it. Ever. I don't even like it and only kinda liked it for like 5 weeks. Waste of money.
 
Get 2 and go medieval on some normie scum
 
Autismmaxing at its finest
 
Swords are cool, but don't expect to ascend because you own one
 
Just be crusader theory
 

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