Should I fuck an escort or get a new airsoft gun?

[Spooky_Heejin]

I have 500 dollars saved up. Either I could have sex with an escort and lose my virginity to one, or buy a new airsoft gun. The escort looks okay but charges a lot. She's the cheapest in my area. This is the airsoft gun I'm thinking of getting.

 

[Truecelcel]

escort

 

[Death9999]

If it's your first time then idk.
Do you amerigolems really have to spend 500 dollars on some pussy? damn.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

If it's your first time then idk.
Do you amerigolems really have to spend 500 dollars on some pussy? damn.

It's actually about 300 dollars but I wouldn't be able to get the new gun I want.

 

[Mentally lost cel]

Gun , never get an escort

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

escort

Why do you recommend an escort?

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Gun , never get an escort

Why's that?

 

[Mentally lost cel]

Why's that?

Dont

 

[Truecelcel]

Why do you recommend an escort?

Wouldn't want to die a virgin now would you

 

[SociallyStupid]

Normally I would never recommend paying $300 for an hour of fun VS something permanent, but I also don't like guns. Still go for the gun, I guess.

 

[Pill Warden]

You should give it to me.

 

[CrackingYs]

You can buy a real gun for that much.

 

[SociallyStupid]

Wouldn't want to die a virgin now would you

The problem with only being able afford a single session with an escort is twofold:
(a) Maybe the escort is crap, than it's totally wasted money or
(b) Maybe the escort is great, then you miss sex even more

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

You can buy a real gun for that much.

Already have a few.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

The problem with only being able afford a single session with an escort is twofold:
(a) Maybe the escort is crap, than it's totally wasted money or
(b) Maybe the escort is great, then you miss sex even more

Best point made on here. Thank you. I'll just go for a new airsoft gun.