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NSFW Should I buy this sexdoll ?

  • Thread starter Its0verMuhNigga
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Should I purchase ?

  • Yes. Have fun

    Votes: 39 59.1%
  • No. That's degenerate

    Votes: 9 13.6%
  • Go ER

    Votes: 18 27.3%

  • Total voters
    66
This may sound lame, but you should pretend it's real. I think that's what I would do.
I was thinking it would be funny if a middle aged incel sex doll owner got on a Talk Show to talk about his sex doll relationship, then when him and the doll come out from behind the stage all the bitter foids in the audience are bowing him, then the sex doll owner gets on one knee, revealing his crown balding, and puts a diamond ring on the sex doll, and all the foids lose it even more.
 
You should report back on if it is good. This may sound lame, but you should pretend it's real. I think that's what I would do.

I'm way past the point of having any self dignity. So I probably will engage in some lite role playing and buy her different outfits. Of course I'm not under the delusion that she could ever be a 1:1 substitute for a real woman.

I will report back on this. Maybe I'll even do an unboxing vid when she arrives.
 
I'm way past the point of having any self dignity. So I probably will engage in some lite role playing and buy her different outfits. Of course I'm not under the delusion that she could ever be a 1:1 substitute for a real woman.

I will report back on this. Maybe I'll even do an unboxing vid when she arrives.
I'm way past the point of having any self dignity. So I probably will engage in some lite role playing and buy her different outfits. Of course I'm not under the delusion that she could ever be a 1:1 substitute for a real woman.

I will report back on this. Maybe I'll even do an unboxing vid when she arrives.
That would be pretty cool to see.
 
That would be pretty cool to see.

I've actually been researching these dolls for quite some time now, but never had the balls to purchase one. I guess felt too much self shame. Anyway I found this review of a sexdoll on youtube. Apparently this guy reviews sex toys and actually has a wife and kids. He was able to finally obtain a sexdoll but his wife made him get rid of it. lmao.

 
I've actually been researching these dolls for quite some time now, but never had the balls to purchase one. I guess felt too much self shame. Anyway I found this review of a sexdoll on youtube. Apparently this guy reviews sex toys and actually has a wife and kids. He was able to finally obtain a sexdoll but his wife made him get rid of it. lmao.


Wow, I guess it must be close to the real thing. Makes me think how advanced they will be in 200 years. A shame I will miss out on that. I bet one day we will have androids that you couldn't even tell apart from a human.
 
I'd fuck her faster than a stacy
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I would never buy a sexdoll because I am not attracted to inanimate objects.
 
It's better than fapping or using just a sleeve/fleshlight I guess. Go for it, I won't judge and the feminazis hate them and want them banned because it's like simulated rape :/ so that's another good reason to get one. I would also if I could afford a decent one.
 
Yes go for it, claim your waifu
 
I doubt this is really gonna make you happy
 
Doesn't have fake anime tits or as, absolutely not
 
Yup. Mr. "I'm too good to bang a silicone doll " To each their own I suppose.
nigga looks like my uncle, anyways the votes speak for itself do what makes you happy.
 
Go for it, lad. I intend to get one soon too
 
I think if you can jerk off to cartoons then you can fuck a sex doll
 
I'm just about at the point where I would rather pay $2,000 for a semi-realistic doll than invest the absurd amount of money, time, and effort required to satisfy a woman in the 21st Century.
 
I'll get one in a few years if I'm still an escortcel. They look great to me.
 
tbh you could've gone for better(that is, if you like petite girls)
Like her:
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Right....
Is that @FACEandLMS, lol if he changed his British English to Ebonics and came to a shithole in America like Chicago or Detroit, he would be drowning in Black Pussy. He is a Tyrone, tbh. If that is him, what type of Black is he?
 
Why ? So I can pay to screw a busted up female that will have a look of disgust with my ugly face and 4 and half inch penis. Fuck that.

This one even has a pleasant little smirk on her face.

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Or maybe this is more your type ?

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It's a doll, bro. Fapping is closer to sex, at least you have warm skin against your dick. It's creepy and tragic af. Looking at that thing in my house would be hardcore sui fuel. Why do you give a fuck what an escort would think? It would be for your pleasure. She would be just an object. And there are myriad creative ways in which you can mitigate the negative aspects. Make her wear a blindfold. Stick a hitachi on her clit. She'll cum hard irrespective of your little dick. Shoot porn, that way she has to act enthusiastic for the camera. Anything is better than fucking a creepy, dead-eyed lump of rubber. I had a fake vagina in the past. It was not remotely pleasurable.
 
buy it. its alittle on the short side, but each to their own
 
I am thinking about purchasing such a doll, not for sexual gratification but for tricking my brain into thinking that I am married. Sharing your bed with someone is reportedly very good for mental and physical health.

I already own a weighted blanket and a heating blanket, this would be the next step in simulating life next to me.
 
STRONG username to post content ratio
 
Is that @FACEandLMS, lol if he changed his British English to Ebonics and came to a shithole in America like Chicago or Detroit, he would be drowning in Black Pussy. He is a Tyrone, tbh. If that is him, what type of Black is he?
This nigga ain’t no Tyrone tf lol
 
Is that @FACEandLMS, lol if he changed his British English to Ebonics and came to a shithole in America like Chicago or Detroit, he would be drowning in Black Pussy. He is a Tyrone, tbh. If that is him, what type of Black is he?
his face is flat as fuck, he looks nigerian lol. he is not a tyrone
 
She's on sale for $1800 usd. Not much of a talker but I like the cute innocent shy type anyway. Also, she has delicious looking breasts and a cute little ass. I think I'd name her Yuki or some other Ching Chong name.

Her stats
143cm/4ft9 in
62 lbs/28kg
c-cup breasts


Some pics of my possible future waifu
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So...What do you guys think ?
buy one from wish.com
 
Now that I'm aware of this I'm buying two once I get enough money.
 
Honestly this is too weird even for a creep like me. But hey it's your life.
Personally I would just
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Before I'd fuck a piece of rubber. lol
 
I hope the breasts are "real feel."
This is very important to you, isn't it?

I hope you get to feel someday, my friend.

(strip clubs will let you sometimes, you can literally ask like a sperg, they almost always say yes)
 
This is very important to you, isn't it?

I hope you get to feel someday, my friend.

(strip clubs will let you sometimes, you can literally ask like a sperg, they almost always say yes)

Oh yeah, feeling up a woman is something I really want to do. I'm fine going without sex for a while more. Kissing and touching I literally need right now.

I'll keep the advice regarding strip clubs. I might not want to go yet, as if in my mind it would be "admitting defeat." If this goes on for a year or more I definitely will.
 

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