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Serious Should I book 30 minutes of escort or 1 hour? (First time Escortsimping)

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I calculated here, and I think I'll ejaculate in 5 minutes.
But if I use a cock ring, I think I can endure for 10-15 minutes.

The escort said I can only cum 2 times in 1 hour.
So I think she'll only let me cum 1 time if I book 30 minutes.

30 minutes = 27 dollars
60 minutes = 37 dollars



With 10 dollars I could go to the movies and watch Venom while eating popcorns and soda.
 
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rape her for free
 
escorts are cheap in burgerland
 
30 minutes - good deal btw. Make sure to start a clock before you start I always do that now so I wont get scammed
 
rape her for free
High T and :blackpill:
He'll end up getting his ass raped in prison if he does that. Do you want your brocel to be locked up?
Low T and :bluepill:, all he has to do is cook and eat the corpse (he can crush the bones and use it to grow some seeds like in minecraft), my man will score sex and a meal for free
 
Low T and :bluepill:, all he has to do is cook and eat the corpse (he can crush the bones and use it to grow some seeds like in minecraft), my man will score sex and a meal for free
:bigbrain:
 
30 minutes - good deal btw. Make sure to start a clock before you start I always do that now so I wont get scammed
also this, one hour is too much, just buy 30 minutes and save the rest for another hooker
 
Personally I would book 10 minutes. JFL.
 
Low T and :bluepill:, all he has to do is cook and eat the corpse (he can crush the bones and use it to grow some seeds like in minecraft), my man will score sex and a meal for free
Sure, because a whore has no connections and literally nobody would care if she simply went to a costumer's house and suddenly disappeared. There would be no investigation and camera footage showing her route before reaching OP's house.

Stop encouraging crimes you won't commit. Don't be a child.
 
1 hour. That way you have the time to do whatever you want with her.

I would advice you to coom twice only if you can. Otherwise coom only once and make it count. Don't do it too early if you can't muster another coom within the hour.
 
You have to be aggressive - no joke
 
1 hour. That way you have the time to do whatever you want with her.

I would advice you to coom twice only if you can. Otherwise coom only once and make it count. Don't do it too early if you can't muster another coom within the hour.
why I have to coom in one hour?
I calculated here, if I could coom in the first 20-30 minutes, that would give me time to cum for the second time in the last 10 minutes.
 
why I have to coom in one hour?
I calculated here, if I could coom in the first 20-30 minutes, that would give me time to cum for the second time in the last 10 minutes.
I mean of you can coom twice, go ahead. For dry dick no libido cels like me that's not an option. So cooming in the first 20-30 minutes would be a bad decision.
 
plan 5 minutes for the coom in the end
if you really want to fuck all the time you will have to take a mid-break after 15 minutes
force the whore to suck your cock then
and once you have rested you have to force her again to get fucked
if you are lazycel like me your moves are going to be subhuman and you will be out of air quick
you wont be able to fuck her in a high paced rhtyhm
it is sports and not really as enjoyable as one might think esp if you are not in the right headspace
you have to be in the right mental space to enjoy it too
2 days nofap atleast I would saxy
BUT after you coomed you will feel relieved because it is 1. sports acitivity and 2. you coomed in a whore and thats healtjy
 
@JohnDcel how long are you going to book ?
 
Where can one get 30 mins for 27 dollars (US?)???
 
I knew a TrueCel how would book an hour.

First 30 min was sex and the last 30 mins he would chat and he was told heard many interesting stories.

For instance he told me one escort met a Chad, retired from escorting, Chad tricked her and took her 100,000 GBP she had made from escorting and she had to go back to being an escort.
 
1 hour and ask for a massage on the neck.
 

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