LifeFuel shortcels - just marry a tall woman and she will make you taller

[Sheogorath]

just become chief police detective in soviet russia and get your taller wife to hug you and you will gain an inch in height

source: pg 51 of Pavel Tsatsoline's "Relax Into Stretching", published February 2001 two decades ago.

 

[Tenshi]

lucky guy

 

[Cuckoja]

lucky guy

 

[Deleted member 36576]

how much taller do the astronauts get? an inch will only make me average but a couple might be pretty good, maybe i should join nasa

 

[JoeBruhcel]

just marry a tall foid theory

 

[Made in Heaven]

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just become chief police detective in soviet russia and get your taller wife to hug you and you will gain an inch in height

source: pg 51 of Pavel Tsatsoline's "Relax Into Stretching", published February 2001 two decades ago.

My female cousin is 5'10 and married a 5'5 man

 

[Deleted member 35245]

My female cousin is 5'10 and married a 5'5 man

Stop smoking crack nigga

 

[Made in Heaven]

LARP

Stop smoking crack nigga

Not larping. This is their kid.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

Not larping. This is their kid.

Just be sandnigger theory proven once again

 

[Sheogorath]

how much taller do the astronauts get? an inch will only make me average but a couple might be pretty good, maybe i should join nasa

it's pretty temporary though, once you come back to earth gravity will squeeze moisture out of your spina ldiscs again

you don't really need to go to the moon, simply taking weight off your spine (ie lying on back) does a lot

to overcome passive intervertebral tension some slight traction also helps, whether that's hanging by arms from a bar or by ankles in an inversion table or grav boots

I don't even think you need your full body weight much less an extra wife to get maximum benefits of decompression TBH, inversion tables have safety straps that stop you at 45 or 60 degrees instead of a full 90 and there's a lot of benefits to even that