My ass is still shit encrusted JFL. Does anyone else have IBS? Constant need to shit i stopped wiping a while ago. Destroys my underwear 
use one of those statue fountains you find in public, it should have enough water pressure to wash the poop crust away
Yeah. wipe your ass
install a bidet
I haven’t done that and it’s cucked to stick things in your ass
Spray your ass with non stick cooking spray oil before you shit!
Yeah, kill yourself
Drink two shots of vegetable oil, you'd be flushed and prepare for diarrhea
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In the spirit of the messiah, I must say that it's more based to leave shit in your ass so others can smell it as you dont give a fuck.
use a washcloth with soap and water.
No. You just have to get used to it
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