News She fucks Chad corpse and becomes pregnant

[Felatio]

Sounds funny, but it's sad that a dead chad has a higher SMV than living inkwells

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

It's satire bros

I hope so

 

[TINMAN]

There's no way this is possible.

 

[HyperVersager_4EVER]

There's no way this is possible.

The worst part is that tax payers will have to pay for her child.

Obvious satire website just scroll to bottom ffs.

 

[Ellsworth]

Did we just discover the corpse pill?

 

[Wristlet 2]

Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man's baby

Kansas City, MO | A 26-year-old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with a man she was supposed to autopsy. Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services,

worldnewsdailyreport.com

Even dead Chad has more chances of passing his genes

it never began

Did we just discover the corpse pill?

i think so

 

[Excluded]

Did we just discover the corpse pill?

Another brutal pill to discover

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

 

[DepressionTookMyIQ]

PICKLEEEEEE RICKKKK