News She fucks Chad corpse and becomes pregnant

[Excluded]

Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man's baby

Kansas City, MO | A 26-year-old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with a man she was supposed to autopsy. Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services,

worldnewsdailyreport.com

Even dead Chad has more chances of passing his genes

 

[ReallyRice]

Tfw a dead man has more personality than you.
IT won't touch this

 

[Personalityinkwell]

if you're dead and get a foid pregnant, are you incel?

 

[Excluded]

Tfw a dead man has more personality than you.
IT won't touch this

Dead Chad > Living incel

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Jfl that's weird.

 

[Excluded]

if you're dead and get a foid pregnant, are you incel?

no, you're Gigachad

 

[endofdopamine]

She has a mental disorder which causes her to fuck all corpses. The father of the child was some dead 57-year-old veterinarian

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Its pretty over when you get mogged by a dead body. Pass me the rope boyos.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

the kid would be megafucked up no? LIke he would have down syndrome but x100

Idk the effect death has on sperm

 

[Deleted member 21219]

the kid would be megafucked up no? LIke he would have down syndrome but x100

Idk the effect death has on sperm

lol. I just made a thread about spem quality vs age. Never realized a dead man could fertilize a foid.
Someone should make a dead chad vs living incel meme.

 

[Sleeper]

like to see how ITcels explain this one away

 

[sadtardcel]

he had good personality

 

[Firefly]

I think she must be the only femoid in the world that I actually respect.

 

[Excluded]

the kid would be megafucked up no? LIke he would have down syndrome but x100

Idk the effect death has on sperm

The genetic information is still there so the kid should be fine

 

[MasterOfSadness]

like to see how ITcels explain this one away

they won't explain anything because they will choose only retarded incels as victims because they are easy to insult. they can't have a normal discussion, because they would get rekt.

 

[Excluded]

Never realized a dead man could fertilize a foid

Postmorten erection is a thing. She rode that cock till it cummed, because brain doesn't fully stop working and there's still processes going on

 

[MasterOfSadness]

The genetic information is still there so the kid should be fine

His mom fucked a dead corpse I'm pretty sure he will not be okay being grown by her

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Postmorten erection is a thing. She rode that cock till it cummed, because brain doesn't fully stop working and there's still processes going on

What a cunt.

 

[GoffSystemQB]

How exactly does this work? How can a woman even have sex with a dead body?

 

[WawelDragon1683]

I think she must be the only femoid in the world that I actually respect.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

What? How the fuck is a dead man able to impregnate women?

 

[Deleted member 22907]

bruh.....

 

[Atavistic Autist]

It's satire bros

 

[Ellsworth]

Good luck collecting child support..

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

This is a satire news website

 

[Irredeemable]

@chudur-budur I don’t know what’s worse, this or the dogpill. Thoughts?

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

When you technically die a virgin, but you still get a chance.

 

[I HATE EVERYTHING]

Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man's baby

Kansas City, MO | A 26-year-old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with a man she was supposed to autopsy. Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services,

worldnewsdailyreport.com

Even dead Chad has more chances of passing his genes

that site seems like a copy of the onion. just check some of their other articles.
also their logo says "where facts dont matter".
So I'd say that article is fake

 

[Anonymous MG]

that site seems like a copy of the onion. just check some of their other articles.
also their logo says "where facts dont matter".
So I'd say that article is fake

After You Die, Can Your Family Use Your Leftover Sperm to Make a Baby?

Would you want them to?

www.esquire.com

It's still possible and has happened before in 1997.

mewmew

 

[Deleted member 22685]

The supreme personality

 

[Deleted member 20536]

Not easy to get an erection without bloodflow

 

[zangano1]

Just lol at femoids

 

[modern_grendel]

Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man's baby

Kansas City, MO | A 26-year-old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with a man she was supposed to autopsy. Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services,

worldnewsdailyreport.com

Even dead Chad has more chances of passing his genes

Dead Chad's have more Darwinian fitness than me.

 

[Deleted member 23453]

The worst part is that tax payers will have to pay for her child.

 

[Yerberito]

They only want chads no matter what

 

[Deleted member 21227]

Postmorten erection is a thing. She rode that cock till it cummed, because brain doesn't fully stop working and there's still processes going on

JFL You learn something new every day
Surprised this isn't a @chudur-budur thread though

 

[Deleted member 17606]

Foids are beyond sick. First their pet dogs now this? Anything but a sub8 man. Sick society

 

[Deleted member 25274]

Tfw a dead man has more personality than you.
IT won't touch this

 

[cryptic__egg]

Mogged by a corpse, it's over

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Tfw a dead man has more personality than you.
IT won't touch this

Rigor mortis obviously gave him a larger than life dick...

Over. Truly. Over.

 

[Emba]

Good luck collecting child support..

Lol!

Crack open a cold one!

 

[Deleted member 24081]

HOLY FUCK MODS STICKY THIS. Woman would rather have sex with dead Chad than me JFL!

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Tfw a dead man has more personality than you.
IT won't touch this

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Tfw a dead man has more personality than you.
IT won't touch this

 

[The Incel Decade]

Black pill of the day. We're mogged by literal dead men.

It's that great dead man personality.

 

[metabuxx]

Holes would rather fuck a dead Chad than an incel. WTF ARE WE EVEN LIVING FOR?

 

[Deleted member 140]

That dead body must have had a really good personality

 

[Deleted member 24125]

Absurd

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Honestly we don't know if it's a Chad. Plus they said she fucked over 50 dead guy. That's one crazy chick

 

[Gunnersup]

Chads mog incels even after they die jfl.