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SuicideFuel Sharp pain in my penis and it's going dark

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So I've been LDARing all day so far (lying in my bed doing nothing, it's evening now where I live) and I've suddenly been interrupted by a sharp pain at the base of my dick. Not sure what the exact name is but it's basically the place that starts hurting when you're too long on a bicycle. So naturally I've tried to get a good look at it and while I initially couldn't see anything it seems that the left side of the base of my dick is darker than the right side.

Now, the thing is that I don't move much and seeing how I spend 99% of my time in bed I can't really hurt myself by bumping into something. Also, while I'm not necessarily on nofap I can't really masturbated properly due to myedication (SSNRI).

The last time I've gapped was a week ago and it took me easily three hours because I kept going limp and just couldn't cum. Sure I may have overdone it but it's been a week and it only now started hurting.

Any doctorcel here who can give some input? It hurts a lot and I don't wanna leave my house so going to the Dr is not an option.

Tl;Dr: see title tbh it hurts
 
Did you lookup your problem on google
 
Did you lookup your problem on google

Yes but all I found was this thing where your penis died if you've had an erection for too long - but I barely ever have an erection thanks to meds so that doesn't make sense.
 
You probably have a urinary track infection.

That or some other infection

See a doctor
 
Yes but all I found was this thing where your penis died if you've had an erection for too long - but I barely ever have an erection thanks to meds so that doesn't make sense.
I was thinking that may have been the problem but if your meds don’t allow erections for long periods of time, I’d go with @NEETAndTidy’s advice
 
Call 911 immediately, you probably have a blood clot or some kind of priapism.
 
You probably have a urinary track infection.

That or some other infection

See a doctor

This makes sense because my hygiene isn't that great and I may have gotten cold in the last night. I should still have antibiotics from a year ago because I've had an eye infection so I think I'll use them if I find it.

Call 911 immediately, you probably have a blood clot or some kind of priapism.

But I didn't have an erection recently and I've just been LDARing in my bed. Seems unlikely.

Thanks everyone!
 
Your lucky its getting dark, then you can ascend by doing BBC porn.
 
You gonna die bro congratulations:feelsautistic:
 
It's over for SuperAidsCancerPlagueDementiacels
 
Call an ambulance or go to the ER. Fast and noticeable darkening can be the sign of a blood clot, and pain in that area could be a sign of something worse.

Seriously, you should do something about this ASAP. At least tell who you live with so if a clot migrates they will know to summon help.
 
Are you still alive? :feelswow:
 
Should probably go to the doctor
 
you said your dick was going dark? the pain is a growth pain, you're growing a BBC as we speak

ascension soon :feelshehe:
 
I want an update. But not pics.
 
Bro srs go to the doctor. Your health is important.
 
Are you still alive? :feelswow:
Should probably go to the doctor
This, its too dangerous to not go as your incel body can't fight off disease on its own like a chad body can
you said your dick was going dark? the pain is a growth pain, you're growing a BBC as we speak

ascension soon :feelshehe:
I want an update. But not pics.
This and go to a doctor OP.
Bro srs go to the doctor. Your health is important.

So basically I still had some antibiotic eye drops from when I had an eye infection a year ago and sprinkled them over my dick. And it worked because my dick doesn't hurt most of the time (sometimes the pain goes back) and it isn't really dark but just a little grey although I'm not sure if that's normal. That being said I think I have fever and feel pretty sick but also weirdly low inhib so that's nice. There is a police station nearby and I think I might take a shit right in front of it. But it's not sure because I'll probably get a panic attack because I'm not great with going outside usually.



Hehe
 
cool for some days with ice and then warm it for a few days. should go away.
 
So basically I still had some antibiotic eye drops from when I had an eye infection a year ago and sprinkled them over my dick. And it worked because my dick doesn't hurt most of the time (sometimes the pain goes back) and it isn't really dark but just a little grey although I'm not sure if that's normal. That being said I think I have fever and feel pretty sick but also weirdly low inhib so that's nice. There is a police station nearby and I think I might take a shit right in front of it. But it's not sure because I'll probably get a panic attack because I'm not great with going outside usually.




Hehe
You have got to be trolling at this point. “My dick changed colour and is painful so I sprinkled eye drops on it, and now I’m going to take a shit in front of a police station.” :feelstastyman:
 
Going dark? BBCmaxx
 
You have got to be trolling at this point. “My dick changed colour and is painful so I sprinkled eye drops on it, and now I’m going to take a shit in front of a police station.” :feelstastyman:
 
You have got to be trolling at this point. “My dick changed colour and is painful so I sprinkled eye drops on it, and now I’m going to take a shit in front of a police station.” :feelstastyman:

Unrelated to OP's situation, but since you mentioned the police station... Once I was at the beach on the boardwalk, and I was on vacation, so I had a joint with me and I was looking for somewhere to smoke, but the boardwalk was insanely crowded, even the hotel, the walls were paper thin where you could practically hear your neighbors breath.... The only remotely secluded place I could find was an alley way, so I ducked into the alley to smoke my joint, then left the alley, looked back and realized I had smoked a joint right next to the police station, without being caught...
 
Unrelated to OP's situation, but since you mentioned the police station... Once I was at the beach on the boardwalk, and I was on vacation, so I had a joint with me and I was looking for somewhere to smoke, but the boardwalk was insanely crowded, even the hotel, the walls were paper thin where you could practically hear your neighbors breath.... The only remotely secluded place I could find was an alley way, so I ducked into the alley to smoke my joint, then left the alley, looked back and realized I had smoked a joint right next to the police station, without being caught...
Nice.

I was smoking one while in a car once, looked over and saw a marked car with two cops had pulled up directly next to me at the lights. I had my window down. If they had had theirs down as well, that wouldn’t have ended well.
 
Nice.

I was smoking one while in a car once, looked over and saw a marked car with two cops had pulled up directly next to me at the lights. I had my window down. If they had had theirs down as well, that wouldn’t have ended well.

Yeah, I do think they are moving towards legalizing it, although more for the government's sake than for the peoples'.... Government is the other black pill, it's completely rigged like the dating scene, it's all about tribalistic dominance hierarchies.... Freemasons and all that shit is very real though, especially when you read the stuff they write and publicly admit to themselves. It's been an open conspiracy stretching forward and back thousands of yrs.

In fact I'd say government is the bigger black pill, gynocentrism is just a tool for them to control us with. It's a means to an end. I'm an anarcho-patriarch.
 
Towel guy
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could be a pelvic floor imbalance
 

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