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SunnyBunny

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When I was around the age of 14. My relatives were visiting from out of state. This was back in the days before smartphones so they brought a camcorder  for making home movies. Long story short. I get the brilliant idea to record myself fapping and send it to a girl I had a crush on at the time.  The day of  my relatives departure, I mixed up tape. So whey they got home they had a full view of me jacking off. 

I literally wanted to kill myself.
 
SunnyBunny said:
When I was around the age of 14. My relatives were visiting from out of state. This was back in the days before smartphones so they brought a camcorder for making home movies. Long story short. I get the brilliant idea to record myself fapping and send it to a girl I had a crush on at the time. The day of my relatives departure, I mixed up tape. So whey they got home they had a full view of me jacking off.
I literally wanted to kill myself.
JESUS! i would have legit jumped out a window
 
I mean both scenarios would have ended badly with or without the tape switching
 
Sadist said:
I mean both scenarios would have ended badly with or without the tape switching

Yeah but you couldn't see my face in the vid and the girl liked me. She was also a few years older than me.
 
A little nigger pulled my pants down in 6th grade in front of the whole class while I was sharpening my pencil. I wasn't wearing underwear and most of the class seen my butt cheeks. I was pissed and ran at that nigger, but teacher stopped the potential fight. The little nigger got suspended for a day or two. From that day on I always wore boxers under. The little nigger is still a Manlet to this day and he's a cuck seen his profile on Facebook a while back
 
What kind of incel records himself fapping ? Like anyone wants to see that.

Holy shit.
 
Tellem--T said:
A little nigger pulled my pants down in 6th grade in front of the whole class while I was sharpening my pencil. I wasn't wearing underwear and most of the class seen my butt cheeks. I was pissed and ran at that nigger, but teacher stopped the potential fight. The little nigger got suspended for a day or two. From that day on I always wore boxers under. The little nigger is still a Manlet to this day and he's a cuck seen his profile on Facebook a while back

Why were you not wearing boxers?
 
SunnyBunny said:
When I was around the age of 14. My relatives were visiting from out of state. This was back in the days before smartphones so they brought a camcorder  for making home movies. Long story short. I get the brilliant idea to record myself fapping and send it to a girl I had a crush on at the time.  The day of  my relatives departure, I mixed up tape. So whey they got home they had a full view of me jacking off. 

I literally wanted to kill myself.

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I cold approached a girl and asked her out and she just stared at me saying nothing till I walked away.

the walk of shame, I never asked out a girl again
 
Broken Man said:
What kind of incel records himself fapping ? Like anyone wants to see that.
Holy shit.
 
Broken Man said:
What kind of incel records himself fapping ? Like anyone wants to see that.
Holy shit.

Low IQ cel.
 
in primary school i was getting dressed for ppa (its basically where u do different activities like sports etc for the afternoon), and u got dressed before lunch, i was getting dressed so fast so the custard didnt run out, that i forgot to put on my shorts, so i walked out infront of hte whole school of 600, and they all saw me in my briefs and turned and laughed at me, even the teachers and dinner ladies did and i went to the toilets and cried, this was when i was 8 years old
 
One time I made this cringy edgy notebook with mutilation and blood and guts and I planted it in the lunchroom so I could get a psychologist. It just got me two days of ISS and a very awkward talk with the vice principal
 
Jeez dude now I can't even remember anything cringy that I did because nothing compares to what you did.
Maybe that time when I put bread and other shitty foods in a bottle of cola and hid it in my room so it would spoil and I'd have a stinky bomb and my mother found it.
But that's as bad as it gets.

OP i'm shocked
 
After middle school ended I asked out my oneitis believing looks don't matter and it's all about confidence. What happened after was so embarrassing I get horrifying flashbacks to it to this day.
 
Broken Man said:
What kind of incel records himself fapping ? Like anyone wants to see that.

Holy shit.

@Genecel
 
iFartAtRoasties said:
After middle school ended I asked out my oneitis believing looks don't matter and it's all about confidence. What happened after was so embarrassing I get horrifying flashbacks to it to this day.

story story story story
 
Tellem--T said:
A little nigger pulled my pants down in 6th grade in front of the whole class while I was sharpening my pencil. I wasn't wearing underwear and most of the class seen my butt cheeks. I was pissed and ran at that nigger, but teacher stopped the potential fight. The little nigger got suspended for a day or two. From that day on I always wore boxers under. The little nigger is still a Manlet to this day and he's a cuck seen his profile on Facebook a while back
Before puberty hits i assume
 
I tried to hold a hand of a girl I liked and when I did that she jumped away screaming for everyone to hear "who the fuck do you retard think you are, my boyftiend?" And everybody started laughing.
 
There was a lot of cringe in my life. Being a single child of an only mother with brain fog will do that.

One that sticks out - I was walking a trail around a soccer field as a teen and feeling ill and very bad about myself and a group of teen girls is ahead of me, as I pass I sheepishly wave and say hi, literally heard them laugh after I passed.
 
Since nobody else is willing to admit their degeneracy I'll give you another incident.

When I was twelve my older sister had a cute friend that would sleep over during summer vacations. One night while she was taking a shower I decided to rummage through her backpack of clothing. I ended pilfering a dirty pair of her undies. I kept that pair of panties and would jerk off and cum in them.

A few months later... and my horrified mother discovered them under my bed with several dried cum stains.


Facepalm :0
 
Back when I was in 8th grade I was an extremely high inhib anxious wreck that kept me from doing basic shit. One of these things was blowing my nose because I thought I'd do it wrong or something.

In my math class I sat across from the biggest stacy in the school and her chadlite boyfriend which was absolute suifuel. She was rich as shit and JeI would have to listen to them talk for 80 minutes sometimes as she made fun of me to the other chads and her bf behind my back. Anyway one day I had a bad cold but because of my high inhibition, I didn't clean the snot out of my nose before it dripped down all over my shirt, nor did I go clean it up either. I sat there for 5 minutes until my foid teacher told me to clean myself up angrily.

Then at lunch next period I was ordering and I was standing behind some tall Chad who bullied me in 4th grade. I later overheard him talking to the stacy from last period and she told him about what I did(I was standing nearby too). Bad looks and autism made me into a subhuman low-functioning freak and that stacy cunt plus the chads pounced all over me.
 

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