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Tell us about the first time you cold approached. What did you say, what reaction did you get, did it solidify any beliefs you've had before or did was it your first blackpill experience?

I wanna see if it is ever worth it to cold approach myself.
 
Approached a landwhale while grocery shopping, that was about 5 years ago. She gave me the look of disgust and continued shopping. She didn't even properly respond lol
 
@Emba I wanna hear yours.
 
@Emba I wanna hear yours.
Ok... Since you asked...
my 1st cold approach?

well, sit back and take you're shoes off and relax...

uh, put you're shoes back on bro...

anyway


I was doing my internship one night, running tests and filing files, same old 1st year type stuff.

and this hot Stacy came into the ER with an overdose. I knew she was far far out of my league, but I kept my eye on her, i followed her around as she traveled the halls.

when she finally hit the morgue she was very cold. but kissed her anyway, while I was hosing the afterdeath shit off her. once she stopped stinking of shit she smelled really good!

I shoved my tongue in her dead mouth and I sucked her teeth and tongue. stroking her hair and looking deeply into her non blinking Hazel eyes. as I told her, "what a Lucky Whore" she was to arrive on my shift.

her tits were small and perky. b cup according to the bra label...

she had a hairy cunt that was dry and a bit stinky until I licked and sucked and slobbered all over it. I must admit that I bit and ripped out (and swallowed) more cunt hair than I spit out. (I saved some as a trophy! (7;;

needles to say, i cummed all over myself doing that. but I kept licking and chewing and sucking her face and cunt until I got hard again...

I slipped my drool lubbed cock in her and she was so gdmf TIGHT! I knew it must be rigor mortis! (it was about that time...)

her legs stayed where I put them! she didn't flop around like most dead girls do. (I know this from later adventures;;)


it was so much better than humping the plastic mannequin I had at home! (squishier tits and body... smelled better once I cleaned the shit off her!)

(
)

she was great! I don't know how many times I cummed in her cunt but it was more than once! seemed like I had multiple orgasms and couldn't stop cumming!

but after a while I stated to get paranoid. I been in there for a long time, longer than I expected. so I grudgingly got off the gdmf steel table and tried not to make too much noise.

I thanked her as I put my scrubs back on and hosed her out her cunt and tried to remove all my slobber from her. telling her I'll come back tomorrow if I can.

too bad that was long before cell phone cameras! oh well... ):


you see Bros, it's indeed possible to score a nice girl if you are in the right place at the right time. the trick is to wait until that perfect moment where she can't say no.

Now get out there Bros!
 
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Ok... Since you asked...
my 1st cold approach?

well, sit back and take you're shoes off and relax...

uh, put you're shoes back on bro...

anyway


I was doing my internship one night, running tests and filing files, same old 1st year type stuff.

and this hot Stacy came into the ER with an overdose. I knew she was far far out of my league, but I kept my eye on her, i followed her around as she traveled the halls.

when she finally hit the morgue she was very cold. but kissed her anyway, while I was hosing the afterdeath shit off her. once she stopped stinking of shit she smelled really good!

I shoved my tongue in her dead mouth and I sucked her teeth and tongue. stroking her hair and looking deeply into her non blinking Hazel eyes. as I told her, "what a Lucky Whore" she was to arrive on my shift.

her tits were small and perky. b cup according to the bra label...

she had a hairy cunt that was dry and a bit stinky until I licked and sucked and slobbered all over it. I must admit that I bit and ripped out (and swallowed) more cunt hair than I spit out. (I saved some as a trophy! (7;;

needles to say, i cummed all over myself doing that. but I kept licking and chewing and sucking her face and cunt until I got hard again...

I slipped my drool lubbed cock in her and she was so gdmf TIGHT! I knew it must be rigor mortis! (it was about that time...)

her legs stayed where I put them! she didn't flop around like most dead girls do. (I know this from later adventures;;)


it was so much better than humping the plastic mannequin I had at home! (squishier tits and body... smelled better once I cleaned the shit off her!)

(
)

she was great! I don't know how many times I cummed in her cunt but it was more than once! seemed like I had multiple orgasms and couldn't stop cumming!

but after a while I stated to get paranoid. I been in there for a long time, longer than I expected. so I grudgingly got off the gdmf steel table and tried not to make too much noise.

I thanked her as I put my scrubs back on and hosed her out her cunt and tried to remove all my slobber from her. telling her I'll come back tomorrow if I can.

too bad that was long before cell phone cameras! oh well... ):


you see Bros, it's indeed possible to score a nice girl if you are in the right place at the right time. the trick is to wait until that perfect moment where she can't say no.

Now get out there Bros!
More insane than I expected.
 
Approached a thick Indian foid inside a bank. Asked how her day going, she’s smiling saying good, I then asked to get a drink sometime, she smiles eye contact saying no. Then all a sudden two random old guys walk in out of nowhere like there fucking inspector gadget fucking it all up so i just walk out. Still pisses me off today, but I got a six pack now off that anger, so all good. Fucking dumbasses cockblocking.
 
Ok... Since you asked...
my 1st cold approach?

well, sit back and take you're shoes off and relax...

uh, put you're shoes back on bro...

anyway


I was doing my internship one night, running tests and filing files, same old 1st year type stuff.

and this hot Stacy came into the ER with an overdose. I knew she was far far out of my league, but I kept my eye on her, i followed her around as she traveled the halls.

when she finally hit the morgue she was very cold. but kissed her anyway, while I was hosing the afterdeath shit off her. once she stopped stinking of shit she smelled really good!

I shoved my tongue in her dead mouth and I sucked her teeth and tongue. stroking her hair and looking deeply into her non blinking Hazel eyes. as I told her, "what a Lucky Whore" she was to arrive on my shift.

her tits were small and perky. b cup according to the bra label...

she had a hairy cunt that was dry and a bit stinky until I licked and sucked and slobbered all over it. I must admit that I bit and ripped out (and swallowed) more cunt hair than I spit out. (I saved some as a trophy! (7;;

needles to say, i cummed all over myself doing that. but I kept licking and chewing and sucking her face and cunt until I got hard again...

I slipped my drool lubbed cock in her and she was so gdmf TIGHT! I knew it must be rigor mortis! (it was about that time...)

her legs stayed where I put them! she didn't flop around like most dead girls do. (I know this from later adventures;;)


it was so much better than humping the plastic mannequin I had at home! (squishier tits and body... smelled better once I cleaned the shit off her!)

(
)

she was great! I don't know how many times I cummed in her cunt but it was more than once! seemed like I had multiple orgasms and couldn't stop cumming!

but after a while I stated to get paranoid. I been in there for a long time, longer than I expected. so I grudgingly got off the gdmf steel table and tried not to make too much noise.

I thanked her as I put my scrubs back on and hosed her out her cunt and tried to remove all my slobber from her. telling her I'll come back tomorrow if I can.

too bad that was long before cell phone cameras! oh well... ):


you see Bros, it's indeed possible to score a nice girl if you are in the right place at the right time. the trick is to wait until that perfect moment where she can't say no.

Now get out there Bros!
Imagine being the forensic doctor, looking at her body for examinations or smth and realize someone coomed all over it :feelskek:
 
I've never cold approached in my entire life. I don't want jail time
 
Ok... Since you asked...
my 1st cold approach?

well, sit back and take you're shoes off and relax...

uh, put you're shoes back on bro...

anyway


I was doing my internship one night, running tests and filing files, same old 1st year type stuff.

and this hot Stacy came into the ER with an overdose. I knew she was far far out of my league, but I kept my eye on her, i followed her around as she traveled the halls.

when she finally hit the morgue she was very cold. but kissed her anyway, while I was hosing the afterdeath shit off her. once she stopped stinking of shit she smelled really good!

I shoved my tongue in her dead mouth and I sucked her teeth and tongue. stroking her hair and looking deeply into her non blinking Hazel eyes. as I told her, "what a Lucky Whore" she was to arrive on my shift.

her tits were small and perky. b cup according to the bra label...

she had a hairy cunt that was dry and a bit stinky until I licked and sucked and slobbered all over it. I must admit that I bit and ripped out (and swallowed) more cunt hair than I spit out. (I saved some as a trophy! (7;;

needles to say, i cummed all over myself doing that. but I kept licking and chewing and sucking her face and cunt until I got hard again...

I slipped my drool lubbed cock in her and she was so gdmf TIGHT! I knew it must be rigor mortis! (it was about that time...)

her legs stayed where I put them! she didn't flop around like most dead girls do. (I know this from later adventures;;)


it was so much better than humping the plastic mannequin I had at home! (squishier tits and body... smelled better once I cleaned the shit off her!)

(
)

she was great! I don't know how many times I cummed in her cunt but it was more than once! seemed like I had multiple orgasms and couldn't stop cumming!

but after a while I stated to get paranoid. I been in there for a long time, longer than I expected. so I grudgingly got off the gdmf steel table and tried not to make too much noise.

I thanked her as I put my scrubs back on and hosed her out her cunt and tried to remove all my slobber from her. telling her I'll come back tomorrow if I can.

too bad that was long before cell phone cameras! oh well... ):


you see Bros, it's indeed possible to score a nice girl if you are in the right place at the right time. the trick is to wait until that perfect moment where she can't say no.

Now get out there Bros!
This is one of the craziest content I've ever had. Is this true?
 
Imagine being the forensic doctor, looking at her body for examinations or smth and realize someone coomed all over it :feelskek:
Brutal AF :feelspuke: pill
 
I cold approached only online, its similar as its same humiliating and awkward. But its safe, as you dont get face to face
 
I cold approached only online, its similar as its same humiliating and awkward. But its safe, as you dont get face to face
Doesn't really count, I'm trying to gather up the courage to do it irl
 
Some years ago I approached a stacy (or high tier becky?) in a park. Don' remember what I said but she laughed and asked where is the hidden camera. Then I walked off.
 
Complimented a foid on her looks, she said thank you, then I asked her if she would wanna go out and she looked at me in disgust
 
Never tried, why bother humiliating myself?
 

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