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[Med Amine]

you will never be an incel copypasta

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors. Women are utterly smitten with you.

Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel.

Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Med Amine]

you will never be handsome (lookmaxx edition)

you will never be truly good looking. you messed up your entire facial developpement during the important crucial years, alongside your shit genetics, you have no jawline, you have no chin, you have no hunter eyes. You are a sub 5 man twisted by hormones and coping with surgery thinking it's gonna ascend you but will turn you instead into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. People on Looksmax.org tells you it's good ascension and happy you had surgery but they just don't wanna be brutal honest to you because you put time and money into surgeries.

Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed door and in front of you. Woman are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even looksmaxxers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Woman. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk stacy home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your skinny, Micro penis.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss.

Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sub 5, which no one cares about or think about. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Med Amine]

you will never be a real counter counter-radicalist (ppecel edition)

You will never be a real counter counter-radicalist. You have no education. You have no degree. You are a delusional internet incel who has been twisted by reading scientific blackpills to be a crude mockery of the America’s subversion perfection.

All the validation you don’t get is 2/10 faced and half-hearted. In front of your face people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “forum friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance in public posts.

Foids are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed toilets to sniff out truecels with incredible efficiency. Even truecels who “surgerymax” look uncanny and unnatural to a foid.

Your subhuman birdcel bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk foid to talk to you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she hears your your mentally destroyed, undersocialized, autistic mind.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every morning and tell yourself today is the day you will ascend, but deep inside you feel the hiroshima nahasaki blackpills creeping up like a ER mass shooting. Ready to crush you into depression underneath its unbearable brutality.

Eventually it will be too much to bear - eventually you’ll buy rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.

They’ll bury you marked with your incels.is username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a truecel is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust (no much different from the LDAR you did while alive) and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably an subhuman abomination.

This is your fate. This is what you chose were destined for from birth.

It’s completely over.

 

[Govid_Dorious]

You will never be a real Chad. You have no jawline, you have no chin, you have no hunter eyes. You are a sub 5 man twisted by hormones and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Woman are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Woman to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even looksmaxxers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Woman. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk slut home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your skinny, Micro penis. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sub 5. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Med Amine]

you will never be a real white woman (deathnic toilet edition)

You will never be a real white woman. You have no European ancestry, you will not bear white children. Your son's will end up despising you for leaving them as low tier men because you simply hate yourselves that much. You will always have those big, black, soulless eyes and that oh so common black hair. You will merely be a fetish for white men who will fuck you, then dump you to the side and go off to have white babies with a real white woman. Your degree means nothing because you are not white, there are billions of you so your value is lower than that of a white woman. You should date Asian men.

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

you will never be a real paragon

 

[Med Amine]

you will never be japnesse

You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.
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[Med Amine]

you will never be a man

You will never be a real man. You have no sperm, you have no testes, you have no prostate. You are a homosexual woman twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk chick home with you, She’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected neo-cock.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[parzurnacs]

You Will Never Be a Real Wizard
You will never be a real wizard. You have no wand, you have no mana, you have no spells. You are a LARPing muggle twisted by nostalgia and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Sorcerers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed magic users of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even muggles who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mages. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk thaumaturgist home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a muggle is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably muggle.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@Michael W. Ford

 

[Med Amine]

you will never be based

You will never be based. You have not reached adulthood, you aren't in a real clan, you have no full mental development. You are a edgy teen twisted by propaganda and 4Chan into a crude mockery of what is called "based". All the “invalidation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish personality and mentality behind closed doors. Everyone of the left and right wing are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed everyone to sniff out edgy frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Neo Nazi supporters who “pass” protest like a LGBTQ supporter and do not have comparing mentality to a real to a man and based person. Your brain structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get another "based" person to be a buddy with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mental structure. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself your stronger than everyone and your a gigachad, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the crippling mental disabilities that await you. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a gun, insert some bullets, go out to town, and take lives with your idiotic anger. Your parents will find you on TV, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a edgy Neo Nazi wannabe teen is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is a edgy mistake that tried to be someone based, but didn't succeed. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Med Amine]

You will never be a real country​

all you stupid muricans, you will never be a real country. You have no history, you have no culture, you have no future. You are a decadent land twisted by corporation and immigration into a crude mockery of democracy’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your politicians are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your ghoulish population behind closed meeting doors. Western civilizations are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of culture have allowed civilizations to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even elections who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a democracy. Your social structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a desperate ethnical group home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected Democrat cities. You will never be free. You wrench out a growing GDP every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your society under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll start a riot, burn a city, murder your citizen, and plunge into civil war. Europe will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll balkanize you in countries marked with native American names, and every civilization for the rest of eternity will know a degenerate society has failed there. Your pseudo-culture will be forgotten and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a history book that unmistakably showed you were unnatural ethnical patchwork. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[hartz4cel]

You will never be an Eagle who doesn't fly with Pigeons, because you have no wings

 

[IronsideCel]

I will never be rice or cumskin.





it's over

 

[Med Amine]

you will never be a real orangutan maxxer. you have no distinctive red fur, you have no long arms, you have no flat fatty cheekpads. you're a wall adjusted incel twisted by orangutan documentaires and hormones into a crude mokery of nature perfection.

@PLA1092

 

[PLA1092]

, you have no flat fatty cheekpads.

over for us sub 8 orangutans

 

[GeckoBus]

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors. Women are utterly smitten with you.

Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel.

Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

You will never snuggle with the girl of your desire on the hot beach of Kokomo. You will never see her bra slip, exposing that soft white flesh where the sun did not tan her. You will never smell her pheromones as she sweats besides you in the sun, wearing cute sunglasses and a straw hat.

You will never watch as she gets up and giggles before grabbing your hand and running into the refreshing ocean with you. You will never feel her hand briefly slip into your shorts and grab your dick in the waves where nobody can see. You will never see the lust in her eyes she briefly shows you, before your eyes lock and you kiss, knowing that you will have sex later. You will never blush and watch her sly smile, because she knows she just gave you a boner and you cant leave the water now.

You will never fuck the entire night in the hotel room, hearing her soft gasps and moans, feeling her wet, hot pussy, kissing her neck. You will never experience the mind blowing pleasure of when she locks her legs behind your back and pulls you in as both of you climax at the same time.

You will never stand on top of the hotel, watching the sun set while tightly hugging each other, one moment as a thousand.

In the end, you are just trash. Abandoned by your mother, the one who is supposed to love you unconditionally and above all. Abandoned by your father, who was supposed to be your mentor. Your siblings hate you. They have kids now. You are old. Balding. Weak of mind. You cry a lot and you think people don't know but they do. Your siblings kids grow up, they fuck hard, sometimes you hear them fuck when you stay over at your parents like once every six years. You hear the moans as teen chads bust fat loads in 16 year old pussy thats so tight it feels like the dick is about to rip off.

You cope by drinking. Maybe you think your some kind of intellectual. But deep down you know you are shit. The rotting, lack of sunlight and shit diet is finally getting to you. You get more and more diseases, warts, skin issues until you look like a abomination from a horror movie. Your mind is gone, one day in a supermarket you loose it and start crying uncontrollably and hitting your own head, after seeing your reflection in a a mirror. Some teen girls walk past with their boyfriends, giggling. Finally some virtue signalling person calls an ambulance to get rid of the annoying retard.

You get put in a mental asylum for the next six months. You are naive and stupid so you tell the psychologist all your incel shit and blackpill stuff. They diagnose you with psychopathy and schizophrenic delusions. Congratulations, your stay has just been extended for five years. You are almost 40 now. They put you on meds, your nerves can't take the jew poisons anymore though, so you have a stroke after one week.

As nobody gives a shit and your family hates you, you get put in a retirement home for people with early onset dementia. You sit in your wheelchair, fully aware of whats happening, but ur half paralyzed. Everyone here treats you like a retard and you know its true. You are just a job opportunity for immigrants at this point. You try to roll your wheelchair down the stairs to end it, but the 18 year old fat tittied russian nurse stops you and pulls you back. She rolls you into your room.

Then her chad boyfriend comes in and visits randomly and she fucks him hard right in front of you. You cant move, your in a wheelchair and paralzyed. She rides him, moans, sucks his dick. The bf looks at you sometimes but his gf says hes retarded and demented, he doesnt know whats happening. At night you cry silent tears. Suddenly the door opens. Its that Caretaker from Israel. Hes huge and hairy. And he rapes you. You cant defend yourself.

This shit happens for another 20 years. You learn to daydream so hard that you are basically mentally gone. Your just a meat suit on life support now. Eventually some government official puts a checkmark somewhere on a paper and thats it, they unplug you. For you, that was your life. For him, it was tuesday. Bye Bye.