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McFlurryCel

McFlurryCel

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Mine: Based on our calculations you will die on: Saturday, 8th February 2059
 
(You will live to be 67 years, 11 months and 6 days old!) , BRUTAL
 
You will live to be 55 years, 3 months and 14 days old!

My Grandfather died in his 60s so it might not be that unrealistic. I guess it thinks I will rope.
 
Monday, 21st November 2078
 
it says I'll live forever
@Multicell
 
it said i will die when i hit 30
 
I will live to be 77 years, 8 months and 11 days old!

That's 18361 Days, 21 Hours, 33 Minutes, 20 Seconds remaining...
Or approx: 50 years
 
also I remember this from a vsauce video
 
Wednesday, 29th November 2073

You will live to be 68 years, 0 months and 12 days old!
 
Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 27th February 2093
i mog everyone til now:cool:
 
Based on our calculations you will die on: Wednesday, 28th November 2085
You will live to be 81 years, 9 months and 17 days old!



That's 22423 Days, 21 Hours, 25 Minutes, 47 Seconds remaining...
Or approx: 61 years

damn the ticking seconds is kinda based
(nothing about relationships in their clock unfortunately so our results are all very optimistic)
 
Based on our calculations you will die on: Tuesday, 6th June 2056
 
Based on our calculations you will die on: Saturday, 12th January 2064
 
Based on our calculations you will die on: Thursday, 24th June 2055
 
Mods delete this thread, could be a honeypot for some glowie ( i am retarded )
@PLA1092
 

Based on our calculations you will die on: Sunday, 24th September 2034


You will live to be 45 years, 6 months and 6 days old!

More than I thought :feelskek:
 
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Now try it again and see if it gets the same result or it’s just a random date :feelshaha:
 
Now try it again and see if it gets the same result or it’s just a random date :feelshaha:
It is random date, might be some fed honeypot for data mining
 
Not clicking on that. Its just another way they can track you
 
Based on our calculations you will die on: Saturday, 15th September 2085
You will live to be 83 years, 8 months and 6 days old!
:feels::feels::feels:
 
Friday, 1st June 2085


not accurate i'll die way before this kek
 
You will live to be 60 years, 9 months and 1 days old!
 
According to this I am going to die on Saturday, 15th December 2068
 
Based on our calculations you will die on: Sunday, 29th August 2049

You will live to be 44 years, 3 months and 17 days old!
 
(nothing about relationships in their clock unfortunately so our results are all very optimistic)
Exactly. Being deprived of love and affection is gonna shorten your lifespan a lot. It also doesn't have an option for chronic health issues. I have a bunch of them, and that shortens my lifespan a lot too
 
How old are you for it to give a death date that soon
maybe I made some typo's filling it in wrong again. my bad. I hope to live another 50 years
or more : - )

eat more fruit.
 
maybe I made some typo's filling it in wrong again. my bad. I hope to live another 50 years
or more : - )

eat more fruit.
Lol. How old are you though? I’m currently a few months past 19
 
IMG 9068
lmao
 
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Brutal

Crazy Ive only been alive for 7000 days
It feels like it would be way longer then that
 
You will live to be 59 years, 3 months and 21 days old!

Should’ve asked about drug/steroid consumption because no way in hell I’m living that long. Average life span of a steroid user is mid 30s to 40.
 
Based on our calculations you will die on: Sunday, 10th May 2082
 

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