https://abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Cult...les-sexiest-man-alive-2024/story?id=115795685
“Sexiest man alive” is a white Chadlite celebrity and not a 5’2 balding Indian janitor with a lumpy, pus-oozing scalp covered with crusty sores and patchy knots of greasy hair, a grotesquely twisted nose covered in wart-like growths and dripping yellow-green mucus, ears bloated and misshapen with crusty wax hardening in deep cracks, skin peeling in thick, greasy flakes, bulging, mismatched eyes—one bloodshot and leaking, the other clouded and milky with infection—his mouth filled with rotting teeth jutting from inflamed, pus-filled gums, sagging, lumpy skin covered with oozing cysts, open sores, and bulbous tumors, a hunched, malformed torso covered with sweat and filth, feet warped and misshapen with swollen bunions, bleeding fissures, and toenails thick, curled, and blackened with fungus drilling into the flesh, and twisted, bony hands ending in gnarled fingers with split, dirt-encrusted nails.
“Sexiest man alive” is a white Chadlite celebrity and not a 5’2 balding Indian janitor with a lumpy, pus-oozing scalp covered with crusty sores and patchy knots of greasy hair, a grotesquely twisted nose covered in wart-like growths and dripping yellow-green mucus, ears bloated and misshapen with crusty wax hardening in deep cracks, skin peeling in thick, greasy flakes, bulging, mismatched eyes—one bloodshot and leaking, the other clouded and milky with infection—his mouth filled with rotting teeth jutting from inflamed, pus-filled gums, sagging, lumpy skin covered with oozing cysts, open sores, and bulbous tumors, a hunched, malformed torso covered with sweat and filth, feet warped and misshapen with swollen bunions, bleeding fissures, and toenails thick, curled, and blackened with fungus drilling into the flesh, and twisted, bony hands ending in gnarled fingers with split, dirt-encrusted nails.
